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slinkster16 (I've got all I've waited 4,and I couldnt ask 4more)

Member #20467 created: 2005-06-08 20:46:19Simple URL:   

Name: ask me



One of my best friends Devin <3

I'm just a goofy fun loving person- I love ppl with a great since of humor and I'm usually pretty easy to talk to as long as you arent close-minded!

29 things Girlz want Guyz to know

1. We want to be hugged

2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.

3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES

4. Don't take us for granted.

5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.

6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!

7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.

8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.

9. We don't care how sexy your ex was.

10. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!

11. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.

12. Its not our job to make all the plans.

13. We understand that size doesn't matter.

14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.

15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.

16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.

17. Vin Deisel IS hot, so get over it.

18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)

19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.

20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!

21. The "little things" are really the biggest things

22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".

23. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.

24. We're sensitive.

25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.

26. Don't lie to us...ever.

27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.

28. Hold our hand.

29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.

NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)
2 cups butter
24 oz. chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter
and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal,
salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts.
Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10
minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies. PLEASE READ THE RECIPE AND SEND
TERRIFIC!! Even if the people on your e-mail list don't eat sweets send it
to them and ask them to pass it on. Let's make sure we get these ladies
$250.00 worth. Enjoy the cookies, they are good....

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.

..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..

and because I know too many guys who deserve this:

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that
never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and crying about what idiots guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and
give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing
room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate
how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back
attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a
girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.

This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back
from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys
who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male
population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give
them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where
the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys
who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice
guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.

This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and
when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two
sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought
her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and
she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the Perfect run on your video games to rant about a rumor that
romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person
in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for
that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing
“serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew
nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying
each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just
friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body
for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.

The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more
disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should.
And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I
have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends
at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that
many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they
just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they
say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or
“he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up
with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating
of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the
lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date
male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks.
Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure
out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!)
and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one
thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t
last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of
thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for
granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding
the ones that are single.

So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You
know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as
ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your
patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party
escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For
all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations
where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement,
and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and
your well deserved vindication is coming.

Age: 17Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 9Day of birth: 13

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Missouri

Exact place of living: Festus(about 45 min. south of St.Louis)

Known languages

Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes

heavy metalpoppunk

Other interests
animalsartcard games
chasing the preferred sexcookingdogs

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: big breasted

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