my friend kaytlin told me this about a boy she likes, and she would tell him but is too chicken shit! lol j/k!
♥If i could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true, but I'm only human, just a girl who's loving you.....♥



♥I+swear+I'd+rip+my+heart+out+if+you+said+you'd+be+impressed♥


my name is amanda chegar and i have some friends on here that are crazy lol there names are [PussyLiquor87] [~*~ She'll fuck ya for the taste ~*~] [cutiepie666]! so talk to me everyone! i love to talk to people!


my sexy girl! lol i love her so much!

kaytlin and her friend amanda haha we have the same names! lol

me and my love! lol

me and kaytlin getting it on! lol


1. Who are you?



2. Are we friends?



3. When and how did we meet?



4. Do you have a crush on me?



5. Would you kiss me?



6. Give me a nickname and explain why you
picked it.



7. Describe me in one word.



8. What was your first impression?



9. Do you still think that way about me now?



10. What reminds you of me?



11. If you could give me anything what
would it be?



12. How well do you know me?



13. When's the last time you saw me?



14. Ever wanted to tell me something but
couldn't?



15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?








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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..



Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.



(In the paper the next day)



A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.



The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.



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i stole all this from my friend kaytlin [~*~ She'll fuck ya for the taste ~*~] hehe thanks katey cake! lol




* Funny Condom Mottos * -
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place.
M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'
MCI: for friends and family
Kix - kid tested, mother approved
Nokia -- Connecting People
Suave condoms- You know you're worth it.


Follow these rules to maintain your sanity



1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.








2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.








3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.








4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"








5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.








6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".








7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."








8. Don't use any punctuation marks








9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.








10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.








11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".








12. Sing along at the opera.








13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.








14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.








15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.








16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.








17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"








18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"








19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."








20. Put this in all of your profiles.




AND DONT EVER HURT MY MAIN HOMIE [Guardian Devil22] cuz he is such a sweetheart!

this could have been me and [Guardian Devil22] long ago lol if we would have dated so i dedicate this to you to what we could have had.....too bad.....


Who I'd like to meet:
♥ I want to meet a guy that i can hang out with all day, every day. ♥ Someone that will make me laugh every day. ♥ Someone that i can talk on the phone with all night and not have a single silent moment. ♥ A guy that i can cuddle up next to and will hold me tight if i'm scared. ♥someone that isnt embarassed of holding my hand. ♥ A guy that can also be my best friend. ♥ Someone that will cheer me up if i'm in a bad mood, and wont ditch me for his friends. ♥ Someone that loves me for me, and goes around telling everone that he's going out with me cuz he's not embarassed. ♥ Also someone that is cute and romantic. ♥ haha Tell her you think shes cool. ♥ Tell her why you think shes so cool. ♥ Smell her hair. ♥Talk to her in movie theatres. ♥ Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; shell scream and fight you but secretly, she`ll love it. ♥ Hold her hand and skip. ♥ Hold her hand and run. ♥ Just hold her hand. ♥ Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her. ♥Tell her she's pretty. ♥Let her pay if she wants to. ♥introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl you know. ♥Sit in the park and talk to her. ♥ JUST TALK TO HER. ♥ Take her to the library ♥TAKE HER ANYWHERE. ♥TELL HER HAPPY STORIES. ♥TELL HER SAD STORIES. ♥TELL HER YOUR STORIES. ♥TELL HER ANYTHING ♥Tell her stupid jokes. ♥Write poems about her. ♥ Just walk with her. ♥Throw pebbles at her window When she starts swearing at you, ... tell her you love her. ♥Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of. ♥Hold her hand in the mosh pit. ♥ Let her fall asleep in your arms. ♥Call her. ♥ Call her back if she calls you. ♥Sing to her, no matter how bad you are. ♥Carve your names into a tree. ♥Get her mad, then kiss her. ♥Give her piggy-back rides. ♥Go see her band play even if they really suck, and tell her they were great. ♥Give her space if she needs it. ♥ Push her on swings. ♥Stay up with her all night when shes sick. ♥Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones. ♥Teach her guitar. ♥Lend her your cds. ♥Write on her. ♥WRITE ABOUT HER. ♥Make her mixtapes. ♥Write her letters. ♥Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones. ♥Just hang out with her. ♥Listen to all the bands she mentions. ♥Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck. ♥When shes sad, hang out with her or stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything. ♥Buy her ice cream. ♥Let her take all the photos of you she wants. ♥ Look into her eyes. ♥Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. ♥TELL HER A SECRET. ♥Kiss her in the rain... JUST KISS HER. ♥TRUST HER. ♥LOVE HER. ♥BE YOURSELF AROUND HER.♥ CHERISH HER . . . and when you fall in love with her, tell her. ♥♥

Boyfriend/Girlfriend Aplication


BASICS:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:


OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink or smoke??
4. Do you like the rain?
5. If so...would you play in it with me?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
9. Would you kiss my forhead?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure I made it home alright?
14. Favorite body part on a gIRL?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?





What Would You do if...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
We got in a fight:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:



What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:
Eyes:
FacE:
Hair:
Clothes:



VoicE:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions: