I have blackish brown hair, brown eyes, i'm thin, and i'm 5"11! I love piercings, tattoos, and pain!
*You should drink applejuice, OJ will kill you!!!*
Poems for us girls....
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
I can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
Don’t call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
I draw a pretty picture
I draw it with a twist
I draw it with a razorblade
I draw it in my wrists
And with this magic picture
A fountain shall appear
And with this magic fountain
My troubles disappear
sex drugs rock n' roll
speed weed birth control
life's a bitch
then we die
so fuck the world and lets get high
Life is like a dick
when it gets hard fuck it
I'm a bitch but I got class
fuck w/me I’ll kick ur ass
to all u hoes that think ur cool
just remember BITCHES RULE!
you talk mad shit
you say it w/o trace
come on be a big girl
and say it to my face
if u cant walk the walk
then don’t talk the talk
b/c fake little bitches get outlined in chalk!
Why don't you go put a condom on ur head, cuz if ur gonna act like a dick, you might as well look like one too!
I love kissing girls! its so much fun!!!
