Me myself and I greatly enjoy our place on the planet earth, but could anyone get us the hell off here.

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Randam quotes from friends

Mike : I was fit 77 warheads into my mouth at once
Me: If you go to jail mike, dont tell them that.

Sammy: You know carolyn one day I am going to write a book and you well be in it.
Me: Really, thanks, but what would you write.
Sammy: Like how you discover that you can't suck after getting your wisdom teeth out... at your boyfriends apartment.


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Friend,
When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad
When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared,...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again... I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

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Random poems I wrote


Hunt



Teeth turn to razor sharp
Muscles twang so taunt
Tight as a harp
Power flashes, to flaunt


Bones sing sweet crunch
A pain likened to baby teeth
Skin flows from a bunch
Claws spring from a sheath


Cape grows from the eyes
Tail flags upright
Mine the hunter cries
Free to stalk the night





Life


Still is the heart
Which beats in dark
Empty is the soul
That works without toil
Gone is the life
That cries of strife
This is the song
Written in the wrong


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I am a A Spirit Dragon!

Hey, I took the http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Spirit Dragon on the inside.

In the war between good and evil, a Spirit Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one....
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Spirit Dragon as breathe from it's body....
During combat situations, a true Spirit Dragon prefers to defeat opponents by the use of spells and other tactics....
The spirit dragon is a true creature of chaos, it is very nomadic and goes wherever it pleases. Due to its non-corporeal nature, a spirit dragon moves freely anywhere and everywhere.'
A spirit dragon is a living mystery. They are barely visible to the naked eye, as their bodies are formed from the ghost-like material of the soul.'
A Spirit Dragon is nearly impossible to harm except by means of powerfully enchanted weapons and magical spells. The spirit dragon has no physical substance and cannot manipulate the physical world without the use of Spells and Magic. However, be warned that this does not mean the spirit dragon is of no consequence. They are masters of magic and take a large part in the happenings of the mortal world around them. They are often seen as puppeteers behind the stage of reality.
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This Dragons favorite elements are: Soulstone, Hematite, and Wind

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