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zazanutcracka (Happy old Me !!!)

Member #23552 created: 2005-07-15 15:31:58Simple URL:   



im the one stickin my tounge out lol my ova m8s r steph aka fanny at da back wiv da big grin... leanna aka gazza at da front in da stripy top.. amber is da one bein squashed n k8e is the 1 with the ova stripy to at da end. temm me wot u think of them n me!

Elfpack titles and orders
Sex-monsterCrazy kid

blonde hair now brown
green eyes
sex is on the brain all the time
not very tall at all
quite thin (too thin at times)

Please copy n paste into a new message, answer the questions, n send it to me!

1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fuck me?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

this makes me cry everytime.


Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was "Daddy's Day" at school, and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter at home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all.

Of a dad who's never there, a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called a student from the class.

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?!" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, She heard another father say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, Slowly she began to speak And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be, Since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy and how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories he taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him.

I'm not standing here alone.

Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he was a fireman and died just this past year.

When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, Who knows what they felt inside Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed..

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

There was a boy who I liked. He liked me too,well that's what I was told...but one day I was walking to class and I heard someone call my name when I turned around he was there...

"Wait up!" he called.

I waited for a few seconds and let him catch up then once he did I started walking again.

"You need something?" I asked
"Yea... a favor." he said.
"Sure what is it?" I asked.
"Go out with me." he said with a gleam in his eyes.
"ok... sure."I said secretly jumping with joy in my mind.

He walked me to class and kissed me good bye...then the late bell rang and he sprung down the hall to get to class. He walked me to class every day and Kissed me every day and he was with me every chance he got. Then days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months and months turned into a year and he still ran to catch up with me. It was the day of our one year anniversary and he walked me to class gave me a box and a kiss...then he whispered into my ear..."I love you." then he left. I opened the gift and it was a ring...a gorgeous ring. That night we were out at dinner to celebrate and all he surprised me...AGAIN...

"You know how I said that I loved you?"he asked
"yea?" I got really nervous....
"I really do you know I love you."

I didn't say anything and I knew he wanted me to say it but I didn't want to seem stupid so I stuffed food in my mouth and he didn't say anything but I could tell he was disapointed. We got done eating and he was driving me home at the red light he turned and looked at me...

"Why won't you say you love me? don't you love me like I love you?" he asked,

I didn't know what to say I loved him more than I could imagine but I just didn't know how or when to say it...


BOOM!!!!!!!!!! a semi had hit the driver side and rammed us right into a lake.The next day I was in the hospital and all I could think about was if he was I got out of my bed and searched for him...but when I found him he was barely alive...seeing the one I loved near death made me drop to my knees and cry...

"I love you...I've loved you since the first day we met. I love you soooo much don't you leave me please don't leave me I need you here...I LOVE YOU!!!!"

With his very last breath he said...

"I love you too." then he was gone.

A week later I was able to go home but I wasn't ready to face school yet and my mom understood. I went up to my room and I found a note inside the ring box....

"I hope you like this ring. It was my grandma's she told me to give it to the one I love and well I love you. No matter what happens to me I will always love you. If I died today I want to die knowing you love me...I won't leave this earth without knowing you love me. You're always in my heart forever until the day I die.

p.s. I love you now...I will love you forever."

Tell me your secrets. Tell me your lies. Tell me what lies behinde your beautiful disguse. Tell me you love me, then tell me the truth. Tell me everyting. Tell me all about you.

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but

only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.

[NOW BOYS remember this!!!
12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--

1. Hugs her from behind.

2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.

4. Cuddle with her.

5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!

6. Write little notes.

7. Compliment her.

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!

10. Brush the hair out of her eyes

11. Comfort her when she cries.

12. Love her with all your heart

Girls- Repost this if you think its sweet.

Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it

Take my hand
Off we go
To the room
Shut the door
Hit the lights
Grab me close
Raise me up
Kiss me slow
Lips tongues touch
In a dance
I’m turned on
By your glance
Hands slide up
To my neck
In my hair
Pull me back
Trail your lips
Down the path
One plus one
Do the math
One kiss here
One lick there
Two hard nipples
Equals wet underwear
Lick me slow
Suck you deep
Make me cum
Till I’m asleep
Lose your pants
Take my shirt
Nipples so hard
That they hurt
Slide my panties
With your teeth
Not just wet
But soft heat
Take your dick
In my hands
Better get ready
I’ve got plans
Raise me up
Over your face
Put your tongue
In that place
Spread me open
Part my lips
While I kiss
On your hips
Take you in
I’m open wide
You taste me
I’m so high
Suck your tip
Flick my clit
This sixty nine
Is so exquisite
Take you deeper
Make me moan
Feel my lips
At your bone
Tongue me softly
Feel my flow
Now how fast
Can I go
Back and forth
Up and down
Swirl your tongue
Round and round
Feel you all
In my depth
Can’t seem to
Catch my breath
Stroke your shaft
Hit my spot
Make you harder
Make me hot
While you search
Seek to find
The pleasure in
This tongue grind
I’m taking you
All the way
Through the night
Into the day
I’m getting close
To the end
But I’m getting
My second wind
Suck you smooth
Jack you tight
All that cum
Is mine tonight
You’re getting tense
Back is arched
Throat is dry
Now I’m parched
I can’t wait
For another minute
Cum for me
Give me it
That’s it, baby
Give to me
Let it go
Set it free
Oh my God
What’ve you done?
Baby now I’m
About to cum
Ooh don’t stop
I can’t believe
We’ve cum together

What girls want guys to do:
1. We want to be hugged
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!
7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.
8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
9. We don't care how sexy your ex was.
10. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!
11. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.
12. Its not our job to make all the plans.
13. We understand that size doesn't matter.
14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.
16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
17. Vin Deisel IS hot, so get over it.
18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)
19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
21. The "little things" are really the biggest things
22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
23. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.
24. We're sensitive.
25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
26. Don't lie to us...ever.
27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.
28. Hold our hand.
29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.

28 Ways To Make A Girl Smile
1. Tell her you think shes beautiful, not hot or fine or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment, even if its just for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. Always tell her you love her, at any and all times.
6. When shes upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7. Reconginize the small things, they usually mean the most.
8. Call her sweetie and baby.
9. Sing to her, no matter how horrible your voice is.
10. Pick her over your guy friends, and especially girl friends.
11. Write her notes, she loves them.
12. Introduce her to family and friends as your grilfriend.
13. Play with her hair.
14. Pick her up, tickle her, play-wrestle with her.
15. Sit in the park and talk to her.
16. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
17. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night, just because you missed her.
18. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19. Carve your names into a tree (but then plant a new one together for the damaged you caused).
20. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21. Give her piggy back rides.
22. Buy her ice cream.
23. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
24. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
25. Look her in the eyes.
26. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27. Kiss her in the rain.
28. If you're in love with her, tell her

Rules Girls Wish Guys Knew
1.Asking a girl on Friday for a date on Saterday is completely un acceptable. Keyword: Planning
2.Shave every day. One days growth of facial hair is worse than a girl not shaveing her legs for a week.
3. We may be emotional beings, but do no lie to squirm your way out of trouble. We aer not a gullible as you think.
4.learn to clean the toilet. If peeing standing up is so difficultand you are bound to miss, then may we suggest you learnto use a toilet brush and sponge to clean up after your self.
5.We really dont find it attractive when you stand there scratching yourself in the morning, afternoon, or night- please do it in private.
6.Dont do it, if your not going to follow-thru. A woman would rather not have sex at all, than to have it and miss the climax by a mile because you werent up to the challenge.
7.Dont fix it if its not broke. You dont need to take everything apart out of curiosity
8.Ask for directions.
9.If you said your going to br somewhereat a certaintime, then do it. Dont expect us to wait around.
10.Professional Wrestling and Soap Operas are the same story lines, just different costumes. so dont make fun of us for being hooked on The Young and The Restless when you are hooked on WWE.
11."I dont feel like talking right now" is an acceptable thing to say- Unacceptablething todo is sit thereand pretend youre listening and just say "uh huh" and "yes Dear"- its condescending.
12.Get rid of your holy underwear.
13.If you can ogal so can we!
14.One remote is ENOUGH... no need to have a control tower in your living room
15.CouchPotato is not a sport, so dont try to be an All-star at it!
16.Your way is not always the right way. Learn to say-"I was wrong"
17.If we cant talk to you during a football game, then dont try to get our attention during The O.C.
18.If your say your going to do something, then just do it. Dont sit around thinking of creative excuses why you couldnt get to it.
19.We are not your mothers, so dont expect us to clean up after you like one.
20.SkyLine Chili is not considered a romantic dinner for two.
21.We have other friends of the male gender, so leave your jealousy at the door!
22.If you concede to let us decorate the house without any input from you, then dont complain when everthing is in frilly flowers, and pink motif.
23.When wearing a dress shirt, wear an undershirt underneath. Theres nothing worse than seeing a mans hairy chest and nipples through his shirt.(PINK PINK PINK)
24.Hey, We CAN be friends with our exs- so deal with it!
25.We understand that you have to put on a manly act in front of your friends, but in the privacy of your own home, its okay if you just want to cuddle.
My friends that are girls made me put the retraction to the other rules.

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little miss druggy
sat in her buggy
smokeing a bowl of weed
along come a spider
and sat down beside her
and sold her a kilo of speed

kissing is a habit, fucking is a game, guys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain. The guy says i love you, you believe its true, but when your tummy starts to swell, he says 'to hell with you'.....10 minutes of pleasure..9 months of pain...3 days in the hospital, a baby without a name. the baby is a basterd, the mother is a whore. This never would have never happend if the rubber hadn't of torn


I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm...wanna hug!?

smoke a smoke
not a butt
fuck a virigin
not a slut

OR 69

roses are red,
violets are corny,
when i am with you
i get really horny
so eat me,
beat me,
bite me,
lick me,
suck me,
fuck me very slowly,
but when you kiss me
dont be sassy
use your tongue and
make it nasty!!...

now rember kids fun sex and safe sex is better then boring sex and opps ur a daddy sex sex is bad jp

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

sex is bad
sex is a sin
sins are forgiven
so stick it in!!!

God made whisky, God made pepsi
God made me so fukin sexy
God made rivers, God made lakes
God made you, well we all make mistakes

hi there if u want to meet a sexy blonde u have to talk to.....
SeXyFcUk my bestest ever mate in the whole wide world!!

* Remember * A peach is a peach A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue. So open up your mouth close your eyes, and give your
tongue some exercise!!!

he luvs me
he luvs me not
he luvs me
he luvs me not
he luvs me
he luvs me not
he luvs me
he luvs me not
he luvs me
do u no who e is? .........

sex, drug, rock n’ roll
speed, weed, birth control
lifes a bitch, then you die
so fuck the world and lets get

10 things I hate about guys

1. the fact that they will take advantage of any girl that think they like them.
2. When a guys is a jerk to a girl.
3. When a guy will drug a girl just to get some.
4. When a guy will cheat on his girlfriend.
5. That a guy will tella girl that he loves her and then break her heart.
6. Why a guy would at all try to sexualy assult a gurl at any time.
7. When a guy hits a girl at any time when he has a girlfriend.
8. When a guy always want girls to fight just because they think its hot.
9. When a guy lies just to cover up lie to his or girlfriend.
10. That a guy brages that he got some the night before when nothing even happend. (guys dont realize how much that ruins a girls reputation and life.)

Female Comebacks!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Age: 21Year of birth: 1990Month of birth: 9Day of birth: 15

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Exact place of living: tamworth nr birmingham

Known languages

Home-page URL: I

Weblog URL: LOVE

Favorite URL: GUYS!!!

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

hip hophousepop

Other interests
beerchasing the preferred sexcooking

Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

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