U MUST READ THIS 2 FIND OUT ABOUT ME OK, IF U DNT , I WILL SET MY RUBBER DUCKY ON U , AND HE WILL NAW U 2 DEATH WITH HIS PLASTIC TEETH, LOLO , ,..........

AWWW BLESS UR COTTENM SOCK'S U THINK IM KIDDIN , ....IM NOT ;)




im kool, calm, and tottaly outa my ead, and
i lov my drink , and girls



when a guy sticks his location
into a girls destination
to increase the population
do you get the explanation
or do you need an demenstration ;-)


a mans occupation is to stick his cockulation in a womans ventilation to increase the population . i got this information from the board of education if you want a demenstration jus lie down
. ............................................................ hell ya i gota fank a kid 4 sendin me this i fink it off the hook










lifes a bitch then u die
so fock the world n lets get hight
if @ first u dnt sucseed
fock it all and smoke sum weed

i waz ere but now im not
im round da coner smokin pot
i wrote this song to make a point
that life is shit with out a joint


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i dnt rly no wat to write here??

ok, i lik all types of music, exept mayb , classical, and 70s syuff, lolo


im rly random ,a nd ill do enyfing 4 a laff, i love 2 laught death in the face,


but only when his backs turned, lolo


alrite call me and idiot or summin but can somebody plzz tell me wat emo iz , i think in sounds so kool, but i still dnt no wat it iz, lolo


i have a wide range of m8s, and i have no need 2 have eny enemys ,but if u fock wid me in the wrong way i belve me i will kill u , and burry the body in my vback garden , belive me thers anuff room

but i lov all ppl , but dnt get on my nevous


ok , now down to the nitty gritty , im a horny lil fock, hu finks about sex, alot .....................

......ok thy say ON AVERAGE a boy thinks about sex every 6 seconds..................

......IM WAY ABOVE AVERAGE

LOLO

O and the reason i say lolo insdead of lol is becuz i got sick and tired of always cin lol, so i decided to b diffrent and cum up with lolo i dunno random i no but i lik it


if u want 2 b my friend jus message me

and i do add ppl on msn if thy want me 2


girls u gotta do this 4 ur man ,or betta yet 4 me:)

20 ways to make a man's Christmas at its best!


1. Trim his tree.


2. Lick his luscious candy cane


3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays.


4. Polish his christmas balls.


5. Ride him like a reindeer.


6. Taste his sweet egg-nog.


7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure.


8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la.


9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease.


10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her!


11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle.


12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere.


13. Unwrap his package.


14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed.


15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air.


16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose.


17. Heat him up with a snow job.


18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own.


19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper.


20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.






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did u no that a gret blue whale egaculates 40 tons of sperm............

and only 10% of that goes into the female...............


and u wonder y the sea is so salty , lolo





god im so horny

O AND YEA I DO CYBER , BUT ONLY WID GIRLS 2 ALL U GAYS OUT DER I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH U , BUT IM PURLY 4 GIRLS, IT SAYS SO ON MY LABEL,LOLO



O WELL I NEED TO TALK 2 SUM1 IM BORED

LOV YA XXX