yo people.im in yr 11 at tewkesbury skool. im normal hight normal size.i like 2 play footy with my m8s nd hang with dem nd have a laugh. best bunch of m8s i could ohave. i play for 2 footy teams, tewkesbury afc nd ambassador fc nd the ladz frm both teasm r sounds as.
i like all sorts of music but im mainly in 2 hardcore and drum nd bass.
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
sex,drugs,rock n roll,
life's a bitch, then you die,
so fuck the world, lets get high
and stoners die
but in the end we all get high
and if u dont succeed
fuck the world and smoke sum weed
Smoke Weed 4 children in need!
I waz ere
Now i'm not
I'm round the corner smoking pot
I wrote this poem to make a point
That life is shit without a joint!