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Member #26698 created: 2005-08-21 05:32:15Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/doom20034   

Name: Brandon Brock

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STONER PLEDGE
peace pot tequila shot
jesus loves us stoned or not
sex drugs rock and roll
speed weed birth control
lifes a bitch then you die
fuck the world lets get high
we are stoners we have class
mess with us we'll kick your ass
so to all you preps who think your cool
go to hell cause stoners RULE!!!!!!!!!
 
SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS FINE
DOGGY STYLE
OR 69
JUST FOR FUN
OR GETTING PAID
EVERY1 LIKES
GETTING LAID!!!!!!!!



EAT ME
BEAT ME
BITE ME
BLOW ME
SUCK ME
FUCK ME
VERY SLOWLY
IF YOU KISS ME DONT BE SASSY USE YOUR TOUNGE AND MAKE ME NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*sex drugs rock n roll*
*speed weed birth control*
*life is a bitch*
*we must die*
*fuck this shit*
*lets get high*



"Stoners live and stoners die
In the end we all get high
If at first you don't succeed
Fuck it all and smoke some weed"



Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.



Sucky Sucky up and down
Licky Licky all around
kissy Kissy on my lips
Rubby Rubby on my hips
Touchy Touchy on my breast
On my booty plzz caress
Tell me nasty things in my ear
And ill tell u the rest from there



Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,



roses r red nuts r brown skirts r up and pants r down!
body to body skin to skin
when it's stiff stick it in!





Love is a temptation
that starts with a sensation
when a guy stick's his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
for the next generation
do you get my explaination
or do you need a demonstration???





Sky is blue
Water is wet
I'll make you cum
I'll make you sweat
Pressed up against my body
Movin up and down
Slowly but firmly
We'll move the ground









Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!








Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply









Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream









Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block








roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.


















Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But whips and chains excite me.
So throw me down
And tie me up,
And show how much u like me!!!



Sex is not the answer!
Sex is the question!!
Yes is the answer!!!



Roses are red
Violets are blue
Condoms break
So watch who you screw!!!



Have fun in the sun
Get laid in the shade



roses are red
and very thorny
take me 2 bed
coz im feelin horny



Kissing is a habbit
Fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guy says he loves you
you believe its true
your stomache starts to swell
he says, Fuck you
1 hour of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never would have happened
If the rubber had not torn



Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in love but not with you
when we broke up you thought i cried but all i did was another guy
you told your friends I was a trick
and I told mine you had a weak dick
i told you i loved you you thought it was true well guess what playa you got played too!!!



When your a Teenage Girl
Your friends are more important than your family
Boyfriends are a major priority
It takes hours to get ready even to go to someplace stupid because your afraid you'll see someone you know
You sneak out to meet a friend or a guy
You start to become irritated over little things (P.M.S!)
You whine about guys to everyone
You are embarrassed to go to the mall with your parents
You beg your parents for money
You know what the “BASES” are, and u have been to some
You find the real "use' of a basement and a bedroom window
You go to parties
You need new clothes all the time
You go for “walks" to find guys
You'll do just about anything for attention



Splish splash waterbed
all the gurls givin head
red white and blue r colors r true
live on
rock~n~roll
speed weed birth control
peace pot taquilla shot
jesus loves me stoned or not
forget bout our grades
trowin our lives away
thinkin were kwel skippin school
so we can go get high
cuz were the class of
two ten



wen i 1st saw u, i was scared 2 talk 2 u
wen i 1st talked 2 u, i was scared 2 kiss u
wen i 1st kissed u, i was scared 2 luv u
nw dat i luv u im scared 2 loose u!



dnt h8 da playa h8 da game!



jus remember:-
*sex is like pringles once u pop the fun don't stop*
and:-
LIFE IS A DICK WHEN IT GETS HARD FUCK IT!!!!!!!



Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings horses
and all the kings men bent the bitch over
and fucked her again



lil miss muffet
sat on a tuffet
wit a dildo da size of her arm
along came a nigga
hu's cock was much bigga
n did her sum perminant harm!



Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me, Beat me, Bite me,
Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly, if you kiss me,
dont be sassy, Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!



A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue
...so open up your mouth
And close your eyes
And give your tongue some exercise



roses r red, nuts r brown, skirts r up, pants r down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, when its stiff, stick it in













Age: 27Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 12Day of birth: 11

Gender: male

What do you do?: Working

Place of living: USA-West Virginia

Exact place of living: Arnett

Skype Username: doom20034

Music
adult popcountryheavy metal
hip hoppoprap
rock

Other interests
animeartcars

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal


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