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Ma Vie En Rose (LazyTown is the Shiznit!)

Member #2681 created: 2004-11-26 19:30:05Simple URL:   

Name: Steve


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You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.
But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.
If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.
If we had white history month, we'd be racists.
If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am white.
I am proud.
But, you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists?

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I am proud of my all white heritage!!!!

1. Who did you last get angry with? I guess myself
2. What is your weapon of choice? Ruger 10/22, I own many others but my .22 gets the most use
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If it was deserved
4. How about of the same sex? Yeah
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Someone?
6. What is your pet peeve? People who just can't accept All the uses of hemp
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Depends on the situation and the person

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Ummm, I usually keep up on things
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6:30 pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Nick
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I was playing a game.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yep
6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I'm not THAT lazy

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Rockstar
2. Meat eaters: white meat or red meat? Red meat!!!!!!!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?All I know is I passed out
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? No, I could use some more though.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Salty and Sweet
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought oh dear god no? Nope

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? A couple
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? A couple
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? *coughs* Of course not?
4. Have you "done it"? Yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes and Lips
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? I dont think so xD
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Nope

1. How many credit cards do you own? 1
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Ward Cove Market
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Spend it
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich I suppose
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Never!!!
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yeah...
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Countless

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Naughtyness stuff
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I got a GED, a job, a truck, and next year a house! ^^
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Kill someone...
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Nah, not really, I used to though
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yup.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yesh a lot
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Well...I'm alive, that's good

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Clothes
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? I dunno
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? No one
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yep.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yeah, I hate my nose
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? To communacate well and understand people
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No, I actually have a life...
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust!!!
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-- Name: Steve
-- Nickname: damn well anything
-- Birthdate: 10/02/89
-- Birthplace: Goshen, New York
-- Hair color: Dirty Blonde               
-- Height: 5'8"
-- Righty or lefty: righty

-- Your heritage: German, Irish, Dutch, French
-- The shoes you wore today: Xtra-Tuffs
-- Your weakness: I shall not disclose this one...
-- Your fears: Spiders, high places, and other things
-- Your perfect pizza: Meat lovers
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Buy a house
-- Your most overused phrase: so...ya
-- Your thoughts first waking up: That was wierd
-- Your best physical feature: I am told my eyes...
-- Your bedtime: Whenever I want
-- Your most missed memory: Can't remember my 80% childhood

-- Soda: Coke
-- Fast food joint: McD's
-- Single or group dates: Single
-- Adidas or Nike: Chuck Taylors or Ked's!
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Black Coffee

-- Smoke: Depends
-- Sing: Yes, right now in fact! "He stuck that needle deep down in my gum, and started drilling before before I was numb. Some beach, some where"
-- Take a shower every day: Yes
-- Have a crush(es): Yes
-- Do you think you've been in love: I know I have
-- Want to go to college: Probably not
-- Like school: No!
-- Want to get married: Yes, VERY much so
--Belive in yourself: Sometimes
-- Get motion sickness: No, only when I read in a car
-- Think you're attractive: Yeah
-- Think you're a health freak: Nope
-- Get along with your parents: Sometimes
-- Like thunderstorms: HELL YEAH
-- Play an instrument: Yes, I have a gift

In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yes
-- Smoked: Yes
-- Done a drug: Yes
-- Had sex: No
-- Made out: Yes
-- Gone on a date: No
-- Gone to the mall: Yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: Yes
-- Been on stage: Nope             
-- Gone skating: No
-- Made homemade cookies: No
-- Gone skinny-dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: Nope
-- Stolen anything: nope

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yesh
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Hell yes
-- Been caught doing something: Depends on what that something is?
-- Been called a tease: Yes many a time
-- Gotten beaten up: Nope
-- Shoplifted: Once or twice
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Never

-- Age you hope to be married: Hmmm, maybe early 20's or so
-- Numbers and names of children: 2 at most I suppose
-- Describe your dream wedding: Dont really know
-- How do you want to die: With the one I love
-- Where do you want to go to college: Probably not going, everything I need to know I will learn.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: I don't really know
-- What country would you most like to visit: Germany

In the preferred sex...
-- Best eye color: Green
-- Best hair color: Red
-- Short or long hair: Either or
--Best height: Shorter
-- Best weight: Thin...
-- Best articles of clothing: I don't care             
--Best first date location: In the woods or near some water
-- Best first kiss location: I don't care, as long as it's special

-- Number of drugs taken illegally: Ummm, a few
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: At least one
-- Number of CDs that I own: CD'S SUCK!
-- Number of piercings: 2
-- Number of tattoes: None (right now)
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: A couple when I was younger
--Number of scars on my body: Too many               
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Too much

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

{x} Fallen for your best friend?
{x} Made out with JUST a friend?
{_} Made out with the same sex?
{x} Been rejected?
{x} Been in love?
{x} Been in lust?
{x} Used someone?
{x} Piercings?
{x} Been used?
{x} Been cheated on?
{x} Done something you regret?
{x} Considered a life of crime?
{_} Considered being a hooker?
{x} Considered being a pimp?
{x} Are you psycho?
{x} Split personalities?
{x} Schizophrenic?
{_} Obsessive?
{Sometimes} Racist?
{_} Obsessive compulsive?
{x} Dream of dead bodies, blood, death, and gore?
{x} Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them?
{x} Understanding?
{x} Open-minded?
{x} Arrogant?
{x} Insecure?
{x} Interesting?
{x} Hungry?
{x} Friendly?
{x} Smart?
{x} Moody?
{_} Childish?
{x} Independent?
{x} Hard working?
{x} Organized?
{x} Healthy?
{ } Emotionally stable?
{x} Shy?
{x} Difficult?
{x} Attractive?
{x} Bored easily?
{x} Thirsty?
{x} Responsible?
{x} Sad?
{x} Happy?
{x} Trusting?
{x} Talkative?
{x} Original?
{x} Different?
{x} Unique?
{x} Lonely?
{x} Had a bad life?
{_} Have a bad life?
{_} Dye your hair?
{ } Floss daily?
{x} Own a web cam?
{ } Ever get off the damn computer?
{x} Ever done a drug(s)?
{x} Ever drank alcohol?

1. Lotion: Masterbation
2. Rubber: Band
3. CD: Toby Keith!
4. Bed: Sex
5. Paper: airplane
6. Run: Sweat
7. Candle: Romantic
8. Mouse pad: non-existant
9. Sweatshirt: Grey
10. Door: Closed
11. Pictures:Porno
12. Flowers: Roses
13. Deodorant: AXE
14. Pencil: shavings
15. Sex: Where, when how hard?
16. Radio: Country

Follow these rules to maintain your sanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they

11. Specify that your drive-through! order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard (instert name here).

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. Put this in all of your profiles.</center>

Age: 29Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 10Day of birth: 2

Gender: male

What do you do?: Working

Place of living: USA-Alaska

Exact place of living: Constantinople

Known languages

eurodiscogrungehip hop

Other interests
carscatschasing the preferred sex
plantsreligionrole playing
snow scooterssportingtravelling

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 173

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