Awesome bumper stickers my friends!:
~I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
~Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
~There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
~Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes
~Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
~Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
~We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!
~0-60 in 15 minutes!
~100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
~A nuclear war can ruin your whole day .
~Are you following Jesus this close?
~Boldly Going Nowhere
~Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
~Do they ever shut up on your planet?
~Ever Stop To Think And Forget To Start Again?
SAD SAD NEWS!
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in.....and then the trouble started.
Shut up. You know it's funny.
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
I love my Jimmy Urine...you should too!!!
My dream car!!! Totally orgasmic!!!
Join the revolution today!..talk to your local sxe lover..ME!
OOO I lurve this game! I play heavy now! YAY!!!! and i'm going to another tourney soon..wish me luck!! ^^
I adopted a fetus! His name is Henry!!!
This one is Henrico!!! ^^
Pony rides rock my world...king soopers has the best!!! w00t w00t! ^^