hey im a mad girl who is up for a laugh

im 5'3 n a half brown hair hazel eyes tanned thin toned..

im mad n is up 4 a laugh watever the occasion
im always happy n hyper

i luv dancing cheerleading tae-kwon-doe rangers fc music shoppin ma m8s cinema ice-skating clubbing drinking n lots more

big shout out 2 one of ma bessie m8s giggles_2005 yougo girl ur a gr8 m8 whos is always there wen u need hern we have had so gr8 laughs n gd memories togther

~*big shout out to all ma m8s*~
* no#1 ##### ma dundee m8 lol
* driverboy ma sexy campin m8 lol
* giggles_2005 ma bessie
* hoggie ma wee hunni
* jamesL sexy m8
* jet li666 sexy m8
* *~*hendo*~* ma big brova lol
* matt911 a gr8 laugh
* 02junkie ma v.tall m8 lol
* Tangerine Terror ma wee hunni
* lizzie-m

Take my hand
Off we go
To the room
Shut the door
Hit the lights
Grab me close
Raise me up
Kiss me slow
Lips tongues touch
In a dance
I’m turned on
By your glance
Hands slide up
To my neck
In my hair
Pull me back
Trail your lips
Down the path
One plus one
Do the math
One kiss here
One lick there
Two hard nipples
Equals wet underwear
Lick me slow
Suck you deep
Make me ###
Till I’m asleep
Lose your pants
Take my shirt
Nipples so hard
That they hurt
Slide my panties
With your teeth
Not just wet
But soft heat
Take your ####
In my hands
Better get ready
I’ve got plans
Raise me up
Over your face
Put your tongue
In that place
Spread me open
Part my lips
While I kiss
On your hips
Take you in
I’m open wide
You taste me
I’m so high
Suck your tip
Flick my ####
This sixty nine
Is so exquisite
Take you deeper
Make me moan
Feel my lips
At your bone
Tongue me softly
Feel my flow
Now how fast
Can I go
Back and forth
Up and down
Swirl your tongue
Round and round
Feel you all
In my depth
Can’t seem to
Catch my breath
Stroke your shaft
Hit my spot
Make you harder
Make me hot
While you search
Seek to find
The pleasure in
This tongue grind
I’m taking you
All the way
Through the night
Into the day
I’m getting close
To the end
But I’m getting
My second wind
Suck you smooth
Jack you tight
All that ###
Is mine tonight
You’re getting tense
Back is arched
Throat is dry
Now I’m parched
I can’t wait
For another minute
### for me
Give me it
That’s it, baby
Give to me
Let it go
Set it free
Oh my God
What’ve you done?
Baby now I’m
About to ###
Ooh don’t stop
NO NOT EVER…
I can’t believe
We’ve ### together

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Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.



(In the paper the next day)


A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die

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I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
you told me not to drink, Mum
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right
as the party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mum
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,"
Mum, His voice seems far away.
My own blood all around me,
as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high,
because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mum
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum
tell daddy to be brave,
and when I go to heaven,
put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
that it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mum
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mum
So I love you and good-bye.

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♥12 ωάуѕ то gεт му нεάят♥


1) Hug Me From Behind
2) Hold My Hand
3)When I'm Standin Wrap Your Arms Around Me
4) Kiss Me All Over
5)Don't Force Me Into Stuff
6)Write Me Letters
7)Compliment Me
8) Hold Me For Long
9)Say You Love Me And Mean It
10)Move my Hair Away From My Eyes
11)Comfort Me
12)Love Me With All Your Heart

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1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever #### me?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

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WOULD YOU
1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Sing car kareoke w/ me?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
16. Do you like my style?
17. Do you think im funny?
18. Do you care about me?
19. Would you dance with me?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?

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You're...
My Friend,
my companion,
through good times and bad
my friend, my buddy,
through happy and sad,
beside me you stand,
beside me you walk,
you're there to listen,
you're there to talk,
with happiness, with smiles,
with pain and tears,
I know you'll be there,
throughout the years


When I cry you help me out
When I'm happy you hear me shout
When I grin you know I'm really mad
because you are my best friend
You can tell when I'm sad


You're there in thick and thin
You're my best friend
You hear me out when I want to talk
You help me out when I get mad
You are the bestest friend I've ever had


So hear me out when I say
You're the light in my day
You are the moon in my night
You shine very bright
You are the bestest friend I have
and I miss you

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[I'm not supposed to love you]
[I'm not supposed to care]
[I'm not supposed to live my life]
[Wishing you were there]
[I'm not supposed to wonder]
[where you are or what you do]
[Im sorry i can't help myself]
[cause i'm too in love with you.]

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sex,drugs,rock n roll,
speed,weed,birthcontrol,
life's a #####, then you die,
so #### the world, lets get high


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♥stiks and stones my brake my bones but
♥wips and chains excite me.
♥So chain me up, and throw me down,
♥then you can show me how much you like me...
♥
♥Mary mary quite contary
♥How does your garden grow
♥"Listen you ####"
♥I live in a flat
♥So how the #### do i no!

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SEX IS EVIL
EVIL IS SIN
SIN IS FORGIVEFUL
SO GET STUK IN

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Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And I hope you dont multiply!!!



B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Him


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*When i first saw you...
i was afraid to -talk- to you*
*When i first talked to you...
i was afraid to -like- you*
*When i first liked you...
i was afraid to -love- you*
*Now that i love you...
I'm afraid to -lose- you*