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1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Sing car kareoke w/ me?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
16. Do you like my style?
17. Do you think im funny?
18. Do you care about me?
19. Would you dance with me?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.

..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..

**If you would end your life to save somebody elses life, put this in your profile.**

Boy: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: No
Boy: Do you like me?
Girl: Not really
Boy: Do you want me?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you live for me?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: No way
Boy: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Girl: My life
*The boy runs away in shock and pain and the girl runs after him and says...*
Girl: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!
Boy:wow.
*the girl puts a finger on his lips*
Girl: shh...don't speak.
*and then they kiss*

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20 Wayz to Keep ur Sanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. Put this in all of your profiles.

X IS YES- _ IS NO
(X)CUT MYSELF
(X)BEEN CHEATED ON
(X)CHEATED ON SOMEONE
(X)HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X)HAVE SMOKED POT
(X)HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X)HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_)CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_)BEEN TO JAPAN
(_)RODE IN A TAXI
(_)HAD ANAL SEX
(X)HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X)HAD SEX
(_)HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X)BEEN DUMPED
(X)SHOPLIFTED
(X)BEEN FIRED
(X)BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_)A THREESOME
(_)BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_)BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_)BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X)PISSED ON MYSELF(we were all babies at one point in life)
(X)SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_)BEEN ARRESTED
(X)MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X)STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_)WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(X)LIED TO A FRIEND
(X)A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X)SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_)SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_)BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X)PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X)WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X)WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX(OR HEARD THEM)
(_)BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X)LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_)CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(X)RAN AWAY FROM HOME(OR TRIED TO)
(_)TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER OR LIED ABOUT LOVEING SOMEONE PERIOD
(_)EGGED A RANDOM CAR
(_)BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
(X)BEEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A POLICE CAR
(_)EGGED A RANDOM HOUSE
(X)BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPENDED
(X)CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
(_)FLED THE AUTHORITIES OF A FORIEN LAND
(_)HAD SEX ON A BUS
(_)MADE A BOMB THREAT

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~~~#@***READ THIS***@#~~~
You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private or how random.
I have to answer them honestly,and I have to answer them ALL!
In turn you post this message in your own journal, wikki, or profile and you have to answer the questions that are asked of you!
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Do you have any secrets:yup

Do you hate yourself:yup

Do you like your handwriting:nope

Do you have any bad habits:yup...smokin

Can you sing:nope

There are three wells, love, beauty and
creativity, which one do you choose:luv

Do you think you are emotionally strong:yup

Is there anything you regret doing/not
doing in life:not tellin da person i cared for most how i felt

What is the most important lesson you've
learned from life:is better to be luved then hated than not 2 b luved at all

Are you confident:sumtimes

Do drugs:did

Been out of the country:nope want 2 though

been in love:yup

had surgery:nope

played strip poker:nope

Slept outdoors:yup

Gone one day without food:yup

Talked on the phone all night:till 2 in da mornin

Slept together with the opposite sex
without actually having sex?:yup

Slept all day:yup

Killed someone:nope

Been betrayed:who hasnt been...but yup

Had a dream that came true:yup

Broken the law:yup...on several occasions

Met a famous person:nope

Have you ever killed an animal by accident:yup

Stolen anything:yup

Been on radio/TV:nope

Had a dream that kept coming back:yup

What's the last present someone gave
you:a hug

Favorite weather:warm

What cant you stand:liein...although i do it constantly

Brothers/Sisters:4 sis, 1 bro

Most sexy person on ET:me...nah j/k

how many kids do you want:maybe 1 or 2

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!!!°The way a guy should treat a girl!!!
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Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ear
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Make her feel wanted every chance you get
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Hold her close when she's cold
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When you are alone hold her close and kiss her
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Kiss her on the tip of her nose
(it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them)
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While in the movie, put your arm around her
and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly
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When she complains that her neck/ shoulders hurts massage it for her
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When people diss her stand up for her
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Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her
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Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen
to the steady beat of your heart,
Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you