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The Warlock (gone for too long glad 2 b back)

Member #29853 created: 2005-10-04 19:57:58Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/29853   

Name: Jeramy

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This is so me..

Ode to the nice guys


This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last,
that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and
bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is
dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly
reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the
appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of
support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back
attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who
respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing
style.This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends
back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the
guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy
male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but
give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game
where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend
material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice
guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice
guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone,
and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you
thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all
ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the
best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in Halo2 to rant about a rumor
that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive
person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had
nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for
that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was
nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you
knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you,
justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re
just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body
for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.
The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps
more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they
should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what
I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends
at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is
that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim
they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen,
they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or
“he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up
with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most
frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to
lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks.
Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure
out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice
guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But
one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon
doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.


Repost this if you're a nice guy
Girls Repost if you're lookin for this/or appreciate these guys


I may not be like your normal 21 year old male but what is normal, normal is a bunch of crap I'm glad to be different, different is cool.
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In my life i try not to sweat stuff cause things are gonna happen that nobody can do anything about so just live life to the utmost and just go with the flow of things.
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My friends and family, and girlfriend (when I get 1)are important to me(even though my sisters a pain in the ass) and if you mess with them the wrath of The Warlock will befall you.
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I hate most preppy people because in my experiance 98% of the time there stuck up bitches and bastards that have everything they want handed to them,now don't get me wrong there not all like that i'm just saying for the people in the real world its not that simple you have to work for everything you get and some things take more work then others

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A Poem By Me


THE SAME BUT NOT


I'm not what you want me to be
why can't you just see
I'm not the same as you
I don't know what to do
these people are looking at me
they look as though they want to flee
they laugh and they stare
but does it look as if i care
thier afraid of how i act
but it's just fun to see them react
one day when i've done lots of weird stuff
thier gonna say they've had enough
I'll be down and out
about this i have no doubt
so until i die and rot
remember i'm the same but not
by:jeramy alamad

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Age: 21Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 4Day of birth: 17

Gender: male

What do you do?: Working

Place of living: USA-North Carolina

Known languages
English

Music
gothnew agepunk
rocktechno

Other interests
artboardgamescard games
carschasing the preferred sexelectronics
fantasygamblingmotorcycles
party

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 183


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