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greed (averince)

Member #30187 created: 2005-10-08 16:42:59Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/greed   

Name: scott

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this tis be my master BOW TO HIM!

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dodododododododdo im greedy!!! and also greed666


What it is: Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.


Why you do it: You live in possibly the most pampered, consumerist society since the Roman Empire.


Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be boiled alive in oil. Bear in mind that it's the finest, most luxurious boiling oil that money can buy, but it's still boiling.


A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.





The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.





A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.





* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness *

Post This If You Love Someone Who Doesn't Love You Back...
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."


im 16 im into manga and anime. i also love video games and going to the movies with girls..."wink wink"


my favorite animes/mangas include:
fullmetal alchemist,
naruto,
one piece,
yu gi oh.......jkjk that show is gay! hey that rimes!
well any way............. im get really board in my typing class so i come here.......... you know you cant resist me im a cuddle buddy.



Do you:
( Color your hair? ) yeah
( Have tattoos? ) maybe
( Piercings? ) yes
( Floss daily? ) no
( Own a webcam? ) not yet
( Ever get off the damn computer?) no
( Sprechen Sie Deutsch? ) No
( Hablar Espanol? ) a little
( Quack? Quack quack? ) Of course. Quack-ack quack
Have You Ever:
( Gotten a speeding ticket? ) no
( How fast? )no
( DUI? ) ... hmmm
( Been in a wreck? ) no
( Been arrested? ) yup
( Stolen a car? ) lol it was a joke
( Stolen anything? ) yep
( Smoke? ) .. once
( Pot? ) mybe
( Crack? ) maybe
( Drink? ) yep
( Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ) lol no
( Been so drunk you didn't care that you couldn't remember your name? )lol no
( Posed for nude pics? ) yep
( Considered a life of crime? ) i live a life of crime
( Considered being a hooker? ) yep
( Maybe a pimp? )yep
( Cheated on someone? ) yep
( Been married? ) no
( Been divorced? ) ditto
( Split personalities? ) yes. no, YES , NO! Schizophrenic? ) yeah
( Obsessive? ) no
( Compulsive? ) no
( Obsessive Compulsive? )no
( Panic? ) no
( Anxiety? ) yes
( Depressed? ) yes
( Suicidal? ) yes
( Homicidal? ) yes
( Genocidal? ) YES
( Pedophile? ) NO
( Obsessed with hate? ) no
( Mutilate animals? ) ...
( Idolize infamous criminals? )yeah
( Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? ) ... yeah, so?
( Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? )... yeah






Follow these rules to maintain your sanity












1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.












2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.












3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.












4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"












5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.












6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".












7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."












8. Don't use any punctuation marks












9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.












10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.












11. Specify that your drive-through! order is "to go".












12. Sing along at the opera.


















13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.












14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.












15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.












16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.












17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"












18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"












19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."





is that a gun????!

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Age: 16Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 3

Gender: male

What do you do?: Being lazy

Place of living: USA-Pennsylvania

Exact place of living: hick town (mtv said so!)

Known languages
English

Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes

Music
alternativegothgrunge
heavy metalprogressive metalpunk
reggaerocktechno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
bookschasing the preferred sexcooking
cybersexdancingelectronics
fantasyfilmgambling
historymotorcyclesparty
physicspoetryporn
role playingsingingscifi
slackingsmokingtheatre
whiskywinewriting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 178


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