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Member #317 created: 2004-10-13 10:13:31Simple URL:   

Name: Matty


yeah its me.. comments are welcome.. it's fuzzy but im fit really and you can shove it up your ass if you disagree!!


Its the indigo storm!! she has a wiki at elftown at the moment, i will add one here soon

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AdventurerSex-monsterCrazy kid

if you are gonna try 2 offend me by sending me offensive stuff... just don't ok cos i will just block you and delete the messege.

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"


Those who fight and run away, live to fight another day!!!


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( Color ) dark black
( Animal ) black pantha
( Vehicle )
( Flower ) Rose
( Beer ) john smith
( Liquor )
( Soda )Pepsi
( Food ) pizza
( Book ) Gaurds! Gaurds!
( Author ) terry pratchett
( Band ) talk talk
( record (yup, not a cd) ) talk talk - natrul history
( Song ) my life
( Movie ) this answer has run away
( Director ) dont got one
( Country ) France ( ya gotta love the french)
( State )
( City ) Concarne
( School Subject ) drama
( Movie genre ) death dying and probably slightly 'adult'
( Extracurricular Activity ) dunno

Do you:
( Color your hair? ) only black when im depressed about bein ginger
( Have tattoos? ) Nope
( Piercings? )gonna get me ear done
( Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? ) currently no
( Floss daily? ) sometimes
( Own a webcam? ) yes....
( Ever get off the damn computer? ) yeah
( Sprechen Sie Deutsch? ) ja! bitte
( Hablar Espanol? ) si
( Quack? Quack quack? ) Quack? Quack Quack!

Have You Ever:
( Gotten a speeding ticket? ) cant drive
( How fast? ) ---
( DUI? ) Nope
( Been in a wreck? ) Nope
( Been arrested? ) Nope
( Stolen a car? ) Nope
( Stolen anything? ) Nope
( Smoke? ) only when im on fire
( Pot? ) no
( Crack? ) also no
( Drink? ) hell yeah
( Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ) im drunk now, what is my name?
( Been so drunk you didn't care that you couldn't remember your name? )yeah
( Posed for nude pics? ) Nope
( Considered a life of crime? ) No way!
( Considered being a hooker? ) Nope
( Maybe a pimp? ) never
( Cheated on someone? ) umm never had the chance..
( Been married? ) every day.....
( Been divorced? ) Well D'uh
( Split personalities? ) yup! me and ^.^ kitty
( Schizophrenic? )Isn't that the same thing?
( Obsessive? ) only about girlies
( Compulsive? )
( Obsessive Compulsive? ) umm? no comment
( Panic? ) Occasionally
( Anxiety? ) Yep, all the time
( Depressed? )More often than not
( Suicidal? ) sometimes
( Homicidal? ) No
( Genocidal? )WTF
( Pedophile? ) NO!!!
( Obsessed with hate? )Nope
( Mutilate animals? )Nope
( Idolize infamous criminals? )!
( Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? ) sometimes
( Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? ) sometimes


There is only a few songs which make me think and this is one and makes me think about a couple of mates......

D12 - How Come Lyrics
[Eminem:] So I changed huh? You got a phone, pick it up, call me

[Chorus: Eminem]
How come we dont even talk no more
And you dont even call no more
We dont barely keep in touch at all
And I dont even feel the same love when we hug no more
And I heard it through the grape vine we even beefin now
After all the years we been down
Aint no way no how, this bullshit can be true
We family and aint a damn thing changed, unless it's you

[Verse 1: Eminem]
So young, so full of life in vibrant side by side wherever you
weres ridin i went
So close, almost on some bonnie and clyde shit
When ronnie died you weres right by my side with a sholder to
cry on
Tissue to wipe my eyes, and a bucket to catch every tear i cried
inside it
You even had the same type of childhood i did
Sometimes i just want to know why is it that you surcame to
And mine i survived it, you ran the streets, i 9 to 5'd it
We grew up, grew apart, as time went by us, then i blew up
To both yours and mine surprises
Now i feel the vibe i just cant describe it
As much as your pride tries to hide it
Your cold, you touch its like ice
In your eyes is the look of resenment
I can sense it, and i dont like it


[Verse 2: Kon Artis]

It was my dream at first to be on spittin a verse
On my own album with a deal but shit got burst
So i came out i woulda killed a nigga first
Before i let him disrespect me and check me over some worste
Some bitch that i wasnt with i would hit her then quit
But you would pull a talk with her and tell her she was the
I told you dont get involved in it, you was smokin the chron
with her
Comin out of the bar with her stumblin half drunk
Like yall was husband and wife or somethin
But me catchin you f**kin other niggers musta hurt you pride or
Cuz you wont f**k at the mouth with people like you wanted with
When all i tried to do was show your bitch was shifty
And ever since the fans and all the shit that i produced
You actin like i aint you man and lyin like she can't be loose
But i am really you friend, i'm jus trying to tell you the
But dont hate the game or the player
Cuz the one that is changing is you


[Verse 3: Proof]

You're only at the top cuz my homie had to stop
Now we actin like i gotta live only for the block
Homies in the hood only she be on the tube
Only gossip on the porch get to speakin on who
Fools i used to rap with all expect magic
Like my finger get to snappin and *poof* it jus happen
But PROOF is jus actin out the party was stoned
Shady made it so my babys aint starvin at home
See the devil in you grin since the ghetto we been friends
Whenever real intelligence thats forever till the end
I be the hatred in your eyes and the satan in your lives
And wastin my times with these snakes in disguise
(how come) when you talk its with bitter is fight
And (how come) it's my fault for what you did with your life
And everytime i go to hear you and play you look away
We barely embrace, you can't even look me in my face.



Now I will tell you what I've done for you
50,000 tears I cry
And bleeding for you
And you still won't hear me
....go away....
Don't want your hand this time
I'll save myself
Maybe I'll wake up for once (wake up for once)
Not tormented daily defeated by you
Just when I thought I'd reach the bottom

I dive again
I'm going under (going under)
Drowning with you (drowning with you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through
I'm, going under

Blurring and stirring the truth that comes out
(I don't know what's real and what's not)
Always confusing the thoughts is my head
So I can't trust myself anymore

I dive again
I'm going under (going under)
Drowning with you (drowning with you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through,
I'm, so go on and scream
Scream at me, so far away
I won't be broken again
I've got to breathe
I can't keep going under

I dive again
I'm going under (going under)
Drowning with you (drowning with you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through,
I'm, going under (going under)
Going under (drowning with you)
I'm going under


I am a A Sand Dragon!

Hey, I took the online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Sand Dragon on the inside.

In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one....
As far as magical tendancies, a Sand Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic....
During combat situations, the Sand Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat....
Sand Dragons are covered in tough tan skin with orange highlights. Sand Dragons are so well camouflaged in their home habitat that they are often nearly invisible while approaching, except for their brilliant green eyes with flecks of yellow and blue.'
Sand Dragons tend to live in desert areas or remote islands. The Sand Dragon primarily lives in underground caves and caverns, but has been known to build it's home by burrowing into the sand and heating the inner walls until they turn to glass.'
Sand Dragons are social beings, as far as evil dragons go, often working with each other to destroy a common threat or to achieve a common goal. They live in packs and choose their leaders by fierce battles that often result in the death of one combatant. The Sand Dragons primary breath weapon causes powerful sandstorms hurricanes.
This Dragons favorite elements are: Glass, Strength, and Anger


I knew they were more relaxed on here with images, but porn? come on!


If anyone knows elvish can u help me 2 learn! all ive got is the phrase book of Tel'Quessir on

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Age: 21Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 4

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Exact place of living: Hinckley

Known languages

ICQ number: 241581130

Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes

gothheavy metalprogressive metal

Other interests
chasing the preferred sexdogsdrinks
shoppingtheatrewatching sport

Civil status: married

Sexual preference: unknown

Body shape: tentacle monster

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