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L*auren (Bored...)

Member #34996 created: 2005-12-01 14:57:00Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/34996   
Email: bornbrunette_naturalblonde69@hotmail.com

Name: Lauren

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Cute~~

Elfpack titles and orders
Drunk-assAdventurerSex-monster
Crazy kid

Description:
Brunette
5'5
Glasses
Loves Brandon(Brandon*)<33 Big Time and he means the world to me he has helped me through thick and thin and he loves me back I hope...

*~*~*~*IF YOU COULD*~*~*~*
Give me a new name, what would it be?:
Do one thing with me, what would it be?:
Give me one piece of advice, what would it be?:
*~*~*~*WOULD YOU {OPPOSITE SEX ONLY}*~*~*~*
Kiss me?:
Go out with me?:
If you already have, would you do it again?:
Marry me if you could?:
Ever talk bad about me if we were to break up?:
*~JUST SOME QUESTIONS~*
Which song reminds you of me?:
Do you think I'll get married?:
If you do..who do you think I'll marry?:
When is my birthday?:
Who is my best friend?:
Where did we meet?:
Have you ever had a dream about me?:
If you could change one thing about me what would it be?:
What do you love about me?:
Describe me in 5 word's:


THINGS GURLS WANT GUYS TO KNOW!!





1. We want to be hugged

2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.

3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES

4. Don't take us for granted.

5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.

6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!

7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.

8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.

9. We don't care how sexy your ex was.

10. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!

11. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.

12. Its not our job to make all the plans.

13. We understand that size doesn't matter.

14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.

15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.

16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.

17. Vin Deisel IS hot, so get over it.

18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)

19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.

20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!

21. The "little things" are really the biggest things

22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".

23. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.

24. We're sensitive.

25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.

26. Don't lie to us...ever.

27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.

28. Hold our hand.

29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.

ROSES R RED VIOLETS R CORNY WHEN I THINK 0F U oOo BABY I GET HORNY
EAT ME,
BEAT ME
BITE ME
BLOW ME
SUCK ME
FUCK ME
VERY SLOWLY
IF U KISS ME DON'T BE SASSY, USE YOUR TOUNGE AND MAKE IT NASTY

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ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND PASTE THEM TO ME!!
1.would u kiss me or let me kiss you?
2.would u have sex with me?
3.would u tell me your deepest thoughts or secrets?
4.would u ever go out with me?
5.would u let me drive u anywhere?
6.would u make special time to be with me?
7.would u try anything new that you have never done before with me?
8.if we went out wold u cheat on me?
9.what was your first inpresion of me when u saw me?
10.would u play me or would u be faithful?
11.if u told me you loved me would it be true or would u just say it to make me happy?



A girls first time



(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)



It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer,going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinking? PERVERT I know what you were thinking!!

bahahhahahahha^


<33a peach is a peach
a plum is a plum
a kiss aint a kiss without some tongue
so open your mouth and close your eyes give your tongue some exercise<33

Just say yes or no to these and send your answers to me:

1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Sing car kareoke w/ me?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
16. Do you like my style?
17. Do you think im funny?
18. Do you care about me?
19. Would you dance with me?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?


[If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get.]


[LAYER ONE:]
-- Name: Lauren
-- Name you use: Lauren
-- Nickname: Laur,Jellybean,Beanz,Jellyboob
-- Birthdate: may 26th
-- Birthplace: Calgary Alberta
-- Current location: Calgary Alberta
-- Eye color: Green
-- Hair color: Dark Brown
-- Righty or lefty: Righty
[LAYER TWO]
-- Your heritage: dunno
-- The shoes you wore today: My black skater shoes
-- Your weakness: lol unno
-- Your fears: drowning,dying,the dark, clowns, the boogeyman lol( don't make fun)
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: get my tattoo when i am 15
[LAYER THREE]
-- Your thoughts first waking up: I need to dance
-- Your best physical feature: My eyes and my hips
-- Your bedtime: whenever
-- Your most missed memory:i don't have one really
[LAYER FOUR]
-- Soda: Diet Pepsi
-- Fast food joint: Peter's DriveIn
-- Single or group dates: start with group, move onto single
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Neither I hate coffee
[LAYER FIVE]
-- Smoke: No,used to
-- Curse: sometimes
-- Sing: no( in the shower)
-- Take a shower every day: that or bath
-- Have a crush(es): COdy, Brandon
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Like high school: I don't know yet
-- Want to get married: yeah
-- Believe in yourself: yeah
-- Get motion sickness: no
-- Think you're attractive: yeah i do
-- Think you're a health freak?: no not really just like to watch what i eat
-- Get along with your parents: yeah me and my mom are really close
-- Play an instrument: no
[LAYER SIX]
In the past Year have you
-- Drank alcohol: Yeah
-- Done a drug: no
-- Made out: Yeah lol
-- Gone on a date: Yes
-- Gone to the mall: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: eww no thanks
-- Been on stage: yeah in a talent show
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: yeah
-- Gone skinny-dipping:no( want to)
-- Dyed your hair: Yes
-- Stolen anything: might have, cant member
[LAYER SEVEN]
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes
-- Been caught doing something: yes
-- Been called a tease: Yep
-- Gotten beaten up: No
-- Shoplifted: i might hav, cant member
-- Changed who you were to fit in: no
-- Slept with a member of the opposite sex without having sex: Yes
[LAYER EIGHT]
-- Age you hope to be married: yeah
-- Describe your dream wedding: dunno
-- How do you want to die: Don't really know don't want to
-- What do you want to be when you grow up : professional dancer, forensic scientist
-- What country would you most like to visit: dunno
[LAYER NINE]
In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color: blue for guys
-- Best hair color: blonde,brown
-- Short or long hair: shorter/somewhat long
-- Height: Taller than me
-- Best weight: Normal!
-- Best articles of clothing: anything i guess
-- Best first date location: watching fireworks behind ur house
-- Best first kiss location: in a bedroom
[LAYER TEN]
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: quite a few
-- Number of CDs that I own: a lot
-- Number of piercings: 1 in my nose and 5 in my ear
-- Number of tattoos: none yet(5 months)
-- Number of scars: a few
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: nothing really they were just mistakes



Age: 17Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 5Day of birth: 26

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: Canada

Exact place of living: Calgary

Known languages
English

Favorite URL: www.nexopia.com

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

Music
heavy metalhip hoppop
punkrapreggae
techno

Other interests
chasing the preferred sexdancingdrinks
eatingfashionparty
shoppingtravelling

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 165


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