Nobodys a virgin life screws us all




[1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.]
2. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
[3. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.]
4. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
[5. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?]
6. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
[7. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?]
8. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
[9. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?]
10. Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
[11. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?]
12. Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?
[13. What time do you have to be back in heaven?]
14. I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel.
[15. I didn't believe in angels until I met you!]
16. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
[17. I bet you're tired of hearing chat up lines, when words can't be compared or express the true nature of your beauty!]
18. Your eyes are like spanners... Every time you look at me my nuts tighten
[19. You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.]
20. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock
[21. I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?]
22. Have you ever been to the moon? No! Sit on my rocket and I will take you there
[23. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.]
24. Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.
[25. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.]
26. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
[27. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.]
28. If your left is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays?
[29. Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.]
30. How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
[31. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.]
32. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
[33. Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!]
34. I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between.
[35. Do you need a gardener? (no) can I trim your bush anyways?]
36. Baby, you look finer than a new set of snow tires! Do you mind if I jurkoff on your tits?
[37. Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? no, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?]
38. Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the fuck out of me!
[39. Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!!]
40. Excuse me, I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way to your heart.
[41. Can you drive? Well, back onto this (pointing to dick)]
42. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
[43. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.]
44. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
[45. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.]
46. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
[47. Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.]
48. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
[49. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.]
50. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

when you walk through a storm
hold your head up high
and don't be afraid of the dark
at the end of a storm is a golden sky
and the sweet silver song of a lark



walk on through the wind
walk on through the rain
tho' your dreams be tossed and blown
walk on, walk on
with hope in your heart
and you'll never walk alone
you'll never, walk alone



BASICS
Name: Todd
Do you like it: not really
Nicknames: Toddlet, Barney, Tiny, Lanky
Age: 17
Birthday: 19/3/89
Sign: Pisces
Location: Uk Lincolnshire
School: The Peele School
Status: Single and Lookin
Crush: Yer, not sayin who
Natural hair color: brown
Current hair color: brown
Eye color: blue
Shoe size: 11/12
Height: 6ft 3 ish
Grade: College

FAMILY
Parents: mum dad
Siblings: sister
Favorite relative: cousin (brett)

BODY
What do you most like about your body: my heart
And least: my face its ugly!!
How many fillings do you have: not sure
Do you think you're good-looking: no
Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking: some times :S cnt c y thou
Do you look like any celebrities: no

FASHION
Do you wear a watch: no
How many coats and jackets do you own: couple
What kind of shoes do you wear: nike air

FAVORITES
Number: 19
Color: blue/red
Day: fridays
Month: March
Song: Too Many 2 list
Movie: Any commedy or porn lol
Food: Beef Curry
Season: summer
Sport: Footie
Store: Halfords, dont ask its just random lol
Drink: Anything alcholic lol

THIS OR THAT
Coke/Pepsi: coke
Day/Night: night
AOL/AIM: dont use em
CD/Cassette: CD
DVD/VHS: DVD
Jeans/Khakis: jeans
Car/Truck: car
Lipstick/Lipgloss: dont know dont use it
Silver/Gold: gold

OTHER
Favorite Artist ever: Dunno, got loads
Most listened to bands: various
Type of music listened to: club, hardcore and dance mainly
Type never listened to: country rock metal dat shit
Favorite book: i dont read books

GOTTA LOVE RANDOMNESS
What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day: sunny
Do you consider yourself lucky: sumtimes but it soon runs out
Choose one word to describe how you feel most often: unloved
Do you own Converse shoes: no
Do you own old school Nikes: no
Is there more than one zipper in your pants: no
Do you own a messenger bag: wot the hell is a messenger bag??
Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest: no
Do you own braces: nope
Are braces worn anywhere besides the mouth: doubt it
Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon: not really
Do you think mohawks are "neat": asif
Do you own a bandana: nope
Do you wear plugs in your ears: no
Are you amused by safety pins: nope
Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute: no
Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them: nah course not
Do you own one or more articles of clothing from Dogpile, Lip Service, or Tiger of London: no
Do you enjoy leopard print: no





HABITS/BELIEFS
Are you disgruntled (having a general hate of everything): no
Are you an anarchist: not really
Does the American flag anger you: nope
Are you "working class": nah man i have money
Vegetarian: na
Do you wash your hair less than once a week: no
Have you ever gone a week without a shower: nope
Have you ever been avoided due to your odor: nope
Are you a member of the Makeout Club: nope



TO PLAY I NEVER.
PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.



I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
( ) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(X) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I NEVER HAD ORAL SEX
(_) I NEVER MASTURBATED
(_) I NEVER HAVE RECIEVED BJ/LICKED OUT

Will you remember me in a second?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!

[*~*the emo prince*~*] has got his name wrong its [my chemical romance sucks] lol


thought of the day.


Never hold your fart in.

why?
because when you do so,
the air goes to your spine,
which travels to your brain,
than thats when you start gettin shitty ideas!

see, so never hold your farts in




LoL!


little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."--

wanna give u a hug but
a hug leads to a kiss
a kiss leads to a lick
a lick leads to a suck
a suck leads to a fuck
hmm....wanna hug!?








*this is so great*
a cat fell into a pool
a rooster laughed
wats the morel of the story?
a wet pussy makes a cock happy!!
lol



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