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rodeo hick (I'M BACK PEOPLE)

Member #35700 created: 2005-12-08 14:54:17Simple URL:   

Name: justin harris



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I cross my heart
by George Strait

Our love is unconditional
We knew it from the start
I can see it in your eyes
You can feel it from my heart>from here on after
Lets stay the way we are right now
And share all the love and laughter
That a lifetime will allow

I cross my heart
And promise to
Give all Ive got to give
To make all your dreams come true
In all the world
Youll never find
A love as true as mine

You will always be the miracle
That makes my life complete
And as long as theres still breath in me
Ill make yours just as sweet
As we look into the future
Its as far as we can see
So lets make each tomorrow
Be the best that it can be


And if along the way we find a day
It starts to storm
Youve got the promise of my love
To keep you warm

By George Strait
When you hear twin fiddles and a steel guitar,
You're listening to the sound of the American heart.
And Opry music on a Saturday night
Brings a smile to your face and a tear to your eye.

Sing a song about the heartland,
The only place I feel at home.
Sing about the way a good man
Works until the daylight's gone.
Sing the rain on the roof on a summer night
Where they still know wrong from right.
Sing a song about the heartland.
Sing a song about my life.

Repeat Chorus:

There’s a place where mornings are an endless blue
And you feel mother nature walk along with you,
Where simple people living side by side
Still wave to their neighbor when they’re drivin’ by.

Repeat Chorus:

( Please Answer these Questions )
y = Yes n = No

Would you? Will you?

(_) give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _
(_) kiss me?
(_) let me kiss you?
(_) watch a porn movie with me?
(_) take me out to dinner?
(_) let me drive you somewhere?
(_) take a shower with me?
(_) buy me a drink?
(_) take me home for the night?
(_) let me sleep in your bed?
(_) Sing car karaoke w/ me?
(_) re-post this for me to answer your questions?
(_) Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
(_) Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
(_) let me make you breakfast?
(_) help me with homework?
(_) tickle me?
(_) let me tickle you?
(_) stick up for me if i was being put down?
(_) get wasted with me?
(_) instant message me?
(_) greet me in public?
(_) hang out with me?
(_) bring me around your friends?
(_) make out with me?
(_) in public?

D0 Y0U...
(_) think im cute?
(_) think im hott?
(_) want to kiss me?
(_) want to cuddle with me?
(_) want to hook up with me?
(_) want to live happily ever after with me?

AM i...
(_) smart?
(_) cute?
(_) funny?
(_) cool?
(_) loveable?
(_) adorable?
(_) compassionate?
(_) great to be with?
(_) attractive?
(_) mean?

(_) thought about hooking up with me?
(_) found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
(_) wished I were there?
(_) had a crush on me?
(_) wanted my number?
(_) had a dream about me?
(_) been distracted by me?
(_) had a dirty fantasy about me?

ARE Y0U...
(_) happy you know me?
(_) mad at me?
(_) thinking about me?

little johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. he had been hearing quite a bit about making out from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was day he took his question to his mother,who became rather flustered. instead of explaining things to little johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains tonight and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. this he did. the following morning, johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "sis" and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while then he turned off most the lights...then he started kissing and hugging her. i figured sis might be getting sick because here face started looking funny!... he must have thought so to because he put his hand in her blouse to feel her heart just the way the doctor did. except hes not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.i guess he was getting sick to, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. his other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. about this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down to the end of the couch. this is when her fever started. i knew it was a fever because sis told him she felt really hott...finally i found out what was making them so sick a big eel had gotten into his pants jumped out of his pants and just stood there,about 10 inches lon,honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.when sis saw it she got really scared her eyes got big and her mouth fell open,she started calling out to god and stuff like that...she said it was the biggest one shes ever seen.i should tell her about the ones at the lake down by our house. anyway sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.all of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it while he got a muzzel out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again. sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it...and he helped by laying on top of the eel...the eel put up a hell of a fight...sis started groaning and squealing and almost upset the couch...i guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it in beteween them...after a while they both quit moving and let out a great sigh.her boyfriend got up and sure enough they killed the eel.i knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out.sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle but they went back to courting anyways.he started hugging her and kissing her golly the eel wasnt dead!!! jumped straight up and started fighting again...i guess eels are like cats they have nine lives or something. this time sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. after about a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the eel. i knew it was dead because i saw sis's boyfriend peel the skin off and flush it down the toilet

Kissing is a habbit
Fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guy says he loves you
you believe its true
your stomache starts to swell
he says, Fuck you
1 hour of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never would have happened
If the rubber had not torn

dont take the girl
by Tim McGraw

Johnny's daddy was taking him fishin'
When he was eight years old
A little girl came through the front gate holdin' a fishing pole
His dad looked down and smiled, said we can't leave her behind
Son I know you don't want her to go but someday you'll change your mind
And johnny said take jimmy johnson, take tommy thompson, take my best friend bo
Take anybody that you want as long as she don't go
Take any boy in the world
Daddy please don't take the girl

Same old boy
Same sweet girl
Ten years down the road
He held her tight and kissed her lips
In front of the picture show
Stranger came and pulled a gun
Grabbed her by the arm said if you do what I tell you to, there won't be any harm
And johnny said take my money, take my wallet, take my credit cards
Here's the watch that my grandpa gave me
Here's the key to my car
Mister give it a whirl
But please don't take the girl

Same old boy
Same sweet girl
Five years down the road
There's going to be a little one and she says it's time to go
Doctor says the baby's fine but you'll have to leave
'cause his momma's fading fast and johnny hit his knees and there he prayed
Take the very breath you gave me
Take the heart from my chest
I'll gladly take her place if you'll let me
Make this my last request
Take me out of this world
God, please don't take the girl

Johnny's daddy
Was taking him fishin'
When he was eight years old

Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of u. They want you they want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with u. This is all true not a fake if u repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask u out or grab u and snog the face off u. But if you break thischain no1 will like u or ask u again for 5 years!!!

If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you..]

Age: 23Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 25

Gender: male

What do you do?: Working

Place of living: USA-Texas

Exact place of living: where ever i want to

Known languages


Other interests
chasing the preferred sexcookingdogs

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 183

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