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Bracelet codes:
*yellow* hugging
*red* sex,coital,oral,lap dance
*blue* blow job
*black* sexual intercourse,oral,coital
*white* flashing, gay kiss, french kiss
*clear* whatever you want
*green* cunnilingus or outdoor sex
*purple* anal sex
*orange* kissing, necking, bare breasts
*glow in the dark* with sex toys
*red &Black* 69
*Pink* licking butt or analingus
*Gold Glitter* Make out
*Brown* Toss my salad(Example:analingus)




this is how a kid explains sex haha funny shit...
little johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. he had been hearing quite a bit about making out from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.one day he took his question to his mother,who became rather flustered. instead of explaining things to little johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains tonight and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. this he did. the following morning, johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "sis" and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while then he turned off most the lights...then he started kissing and hugging her. i figured sis might be getting sick because here face started looking funny!... he must have thought so to because he put his hand in her blouse to feel her heart just the way the doctor did. except hes not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.i guess he was getting sick to, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. his other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. about this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down to the end of the couch. this is when her fever started. i knew it was a fever because sis told him she felt really hott...finally i found out what was making them so sick a big eel had gotten into his pants somehow...it jumped out of his pants and just stood there,about 10 inches lon,honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.when sis saw it she got really scared her eyes got big and her mouth fell open,she started calling out to god and stuff like that...she said it was the biggest one shes ever seen.i should tell her about the ones at the lake down by our house. anyway sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.all of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it while he got a muzzel out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again. sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it...and he helped by laying on top of the eel...the eel put up a hell of a fight...sis started groaning and squealing and almost upset the couch...i guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it in beteween them...after a while they both quit moving and let out a great sigh.her boyfriend got up and sure enough they killed the eel.i knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out.sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle but they went back to courting anyways.he started hugging her and kissing her again.by golly the eel wasnt dead!!!...it jumped straight up and started fighting again...i guess eels are like cats they have nine lives or something. this time sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. after about a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the eel. i knew it was dead because i saw sis's boyfriend peel the skin off and flush it down the toilet.