im just so cool im 14 i live in rhode island it SUCKS!!! if any wants to talk my aim is bigmike3161992

I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!

Juggalo Dictionary
Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a long wooden handle, used to chop wood....MOSTLY
Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse's first movie
Bigot: Racist, hater
Born Twiztid A fake documentery about Twiztid. Only 30 minutes long but funny as hell!
Chedda: Money, skrilla
Cherrie Pie: See Cotton Candy
Chicken: A redneck, bigot, racist
Cotton Candy: Neden, pussy, vagina, cunt
Dark Carnival: A dark carnival that Shaggy and Violent J often preach about.
Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit
Echoside: A fate worse than hell
Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP and Twiztid (and more)
Faygo: A cheap ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at concerts. More info: here
Feminem: Eminem diss
Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves when they were kids. It means scrub.
Fright Fest: Twiztid's own version of Hallowicked
Gathering Of The Juggalos: An event that happens only once a year where Juggalos and Juggalettes can meet, hangout, have a great time with other Juggalos and Juggalettes and see there favorite artists all perform live
Hallowicked: A 10 year tradition amongst Juggalos, every Halloween ICP puts on a concert in their hometown of Detroit
Hatchetman: Psychopathic Records logo. Created by Shaggy 2 Dope. Seen on everything Psychopathic Records.
Hell's Pit: Hell, the eternal flames
Hoe: A whore, slut, hoodrat
Hood Rat: Whore, slut, the girl that be fucking all the boys
Hound Dog: Some one that swings from your nuts, wanting autographs and pictures
Inner City Posse: Insane Clown Posse's first group name, also the Detroit street gang they ran with
ISI: Infamous Superstars Incorporated, Gang consisting of Jamie Madrox, Monoxide Child, Blaze, and others
JCW: Juggalo Championshit Wrestling
Jokers Cards: Six albums that tell messages of the Dark Carnival. More info: here
Juggahoe/Juffalo: Some one that acts down with the clown but really isn't
Juggalo: Believer of the Dark Carnival, big fan of one of any Psychopathic Records artists
Juggalette: Female Juggalo
Juggalo Championshit Wrestling: JCW, Psychopathic Records own wrestling organization that was #2 behind the WWE.
Killa: Used in the same context as Juggalo and Ninja
Majik Recordz: A Sub-Label of Psychopathic Records started and run by Psychopathic's Twiztid. This project has been canned, or at least put on hold for the time being
MCL: Much Clown Love
MFL: Much Family Love
Moonshine: Homemade booze
Necromancy: Style of magic using the dead
Necrophilia: Sexual activities with the deceased
Neden: See Cotton Candy
Ninja: Warrior in Japanese culture, assassin, down ass Juggalos
Ninjette: Female Ninja
Nizzos: Testicles, balls, nuts
Nugbone: Your neck
Nugget: Your head
Pink Eye: Condition you get for eating too much pussy
Psychopathic Records: Underground record label that was founded in 1991 by Joe Bruce, Joey Utsler and Alex Abbiss
Red Neck: Hillbilly's from Southern United States, usually racist. Often represented by a Rebel Flag.
Scrub: Outcast, they dont fit in anywhere, broke ass ninja
Shangri-La: Heaven, paradise
Shank: Knife
Shockumentary: A documentary on ICP and Juggalos that explains everything up to the 4th Joker's Card.
Skrilla: Chedda, cash, bones, money, dollars
Slim Anus: ICP diss name/song for Eminem
Trees: Weed, green, dank
Vampiro: Wrestler for the JCW and one of ICP's homies
Voodoo: A type of magic typically reffered to as a black magic
Wang: Penis, dick, popsicle
Wig Split: Crack ya head in half
Zuggalo: A big fan of Zug Izland. Like a Juggalo, but for Zug

You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private or how random. I have to answer them honestly,and I have to answer them ALL!
In turn you post this message in your own journal, wikki, or profile and you have to answer the questions that are asked of you!

1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fuck me?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?
( Please Answer these Questions )
y = Yes n = No




Would you? Will you?



() give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _
() kiss me?
() let me kiss you?
() watch a porn movie with me?
() take me out to dinner?
() let me drive you somewhere?
() take a shower with me?
() buy me a drink?
() take me home for the night?
() let me sleep in your bed?
() Sing car karaoke w/ me?
() re-post this for me to answer your questions?
() Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
() Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
() let me make you breakfast?
() help me with homework?
() tickle me?
() let me tickle you?
() stick up for me if i was being put down?
() get wasted with me?
() instant message me?
() greet me in public?
() hang out with me?
() bring me around your friends?
() make out with me?
() in public?









D0 Y0U...
() think im cute?
() think im hott?
() want to kiss me?
() want to cuddle with me?
() want to hook up with me?
() want to live happily ever after with me?









AM i...
() smart?
() cute?
() funny?
() cool?
() loveable?
() adorable?
() compassionate?
() great to be with?
() attractive?
() mean?









HAVE Y0U EVER...
() thought about hooking up with me?
() found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
() wished I were there?
() had a crush on me?
() wanted my number?
() had a dream about me?
() been distracted by me?
() had a dirty fantasy about me?