This is my special (dead) pet: Queequeeg the Crimson Mystery Egg Giffie-Pet Store
That stupid egg up there won't hatch. I'm pretty sure it's dead by now...
I'm no one in particular. My interests include nothing in particular and exclude a few things out of particular, particularly particulate matter, but only that in a particular manner, like peculiar percolated particulates. The little bastards! But, basically God incarnate, I am not only the most handsome, intelligent, and sexually gratifying person in the entire universe, I am also the most humble and down-to-earth. I am, above all else, an honest, kindhearted humanitarian pacifist who will beat the hell out of you with my 16-inch penis if you say otherwise. Two things I hate more than anything else are over exaggerations, sarcasm, and idiots who can't count. And sentence fragments. Oh, how I hate them.