I'm retired from the Council and Custodians, I'm one of the best Volunteers and Vanguards, I'm the Supreme Commander of Elfpack Featured Poem, one of the Trivia Staff, I'm retired from the Elfpack Awards Crew, and I'm a Daily Jokers trainee.



I also won first place for the best snow photograph on Let it Snow 2013 and second place on the Queen of Elfpack Competition for 2013! I've also had one of my poems featured by Elfpack Featured Poem on Mainstuff and thus I'm one of the Poets.


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I won the April Fools Day Special and the Turkey Trivia at Trivia, I won 1^st place on Best Friend Award and 3^rd on Cutest Couple Award with [HeAVenShallBuRN] during October 2011, and 1^st place in the Best House Award of December 2011 and First Place Cutest Boy Award 2013 1st quarter.

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This is my special (dead) pet: Queequeeg the Crimson Mystery Egg
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That stupid egg up there won't hatch. I'm pretty sure it's dead by now...

I'm no one in particular. My interests include nothing in particular and exclude a few things out of particular, particularly particulate matter, but only that in a particular manner, like peculiar percolated particulates. The little bastards! But, basically God incarnate, I am not only the most handsome, intelligent, and sexually gratifying person in the entire universe, I am also the most humble and down-to-earth. I am, above all else, an honest, kindhearted humanitarian pacifist who will beat the hell out of you with my 16-inch penis if you say otherwise. Two things I hate more than anything else are over exaggerations, sarcasm, and idiots who can't count. And sentence fragments. Oh, how I hate them.



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