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intimidating (Do My Pole)

Member #39071 created: 2006-02-01 03:33:07Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/intimidating   

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Description:
Im in track and i have black hair with brown eyes. five foot nine and a half. no girlfriend. open to any question.


ALL ABOUT FRIENDS!!
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up
..... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with
you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes
from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is
doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take
your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and
say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about
you.
REAL FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to
all their real friends and hope to get it back

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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"

Age: 17Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 2

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Iowa

Exact place of living: that spot on the map that no one nows exists

Known languages
English

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

Music
countryjazz

Other interests
animalsartboardgames
bookscard gamescarpentry
chasing the preferred sexchesscooking
dogseatingelectronics
fantasyhistoryhunting
motorcyclesphysicsplants
role playingsingingscifi
sportingwoodwork

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 180


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