messed up in the head a bit.

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~A THRENODY FOR MODERN ROMANCE~
alas here is your serenade my darling that leaves you speechless and weak
may it teach you how to feel
may it remedy your heartlessness
and may your cries not interrupt this swansong
this is a call to arms for all who recognize romance as
as a dying scene
who'll take it to their graves
this is a call to arms for all who hold this sacrament close
may our hearts burn on
how dare you weep
for it's insincerity that trickles down your face
alas here is your serenade my darling
and oh what a long time coming it has been
this cruel lullaby that shall plague your dreams
and carry me towards revolution
this is a call to arms for all who recognize romance as
as a dying scene
who'll take it to their graves
this is a call to arms for all who hold this sacrament close
may our hearts burn on
I'll sing for you the threnody of modern romance
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A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.
A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.



* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *


~MUSIC~
As i lay dying
69 eyes
HIM
NIN
AFI
cradle of filth
dimmu borgir
misfits
deftones
the cure
dope
static-x
powerman 5000
slipknot
it dies today
lollipop lust kill
murderdolls
mudvayne
darude
tomcraft
avenged sevenfold
atreyu
agony scene
coal chamber
daft punk
cruxshadows
the rasmus
from first to last
dresden dolls
dry kill logic
genitorturers
for love not lisa
the jesus and mary chain
joe satriani
john 5
eric johnson
steve vai
joy division
KDFDM
korn
the bravery
led zeppelin
queen
pink floyd

more later cuz im lazy
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10 9 8 7 6 6 6 5 4 3 2 1

I'm a pop star threat and I'm not dead yet
Got a super dred bet with an angel drug head
Like a dead beat winner, I want to be a sinner
An idolized bang for the industry killer

A hideous man that you don't understand
Throw a suicide party and I'm guaranteed to fucking snap
It's evilsonic, it's pornoholic
Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wanna be

If you're 555, then I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?

Everybody's so infatuated
Everybody's so completely sure of what we are
Everybody defamates from miles away
But face to face, they haven't got a thing to say

I bleed for this and I bleed for you
Still you look in my face like I'm somebody new
TOY - nobody wants anything I've got
Which is fine, because you're made of
Everything - I'm - NOT

If you're 555, then I'm 6(sic)6
If you're 555, I'm 6(sic)6
If you're 555, I'm 6(sic)6
What's it like to be a heretic?

3d seconds, 16, 8, 4, let me tell you why
I haven't the slightest, I'm teaching your brightest
They're listening, clamoring
All the money in the world can't buy me

GO AHEAD, LIE TO ME

Tell me again how you're tortured
I wanna know how you followed your orders so well
You're full of SHIT
You had a dream, but this ain't it

If you're 555, then I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
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1. NAME: Ashley
2. AGE: 16
3. DATE OF BIRTH: 9-29-89
4. SIBLINGS: a big sister ^.^
5. SCHOOL: ergh
7. GPA: 2.5?
8. WHAT ARE YOU LABELED: gothic emo kid i guess...lol
9. CITY YOU LIVE IN: sewickley
10. PETS: 3 cats
11. HAIR COLOR: blackish brownish
12. EYE COLOR: green
13. HEIGHT: 4'10"
14. FINGERNAIL COLOR: black
FAVORITES
15. COLOR: midnight blue
16. MOVIE: many
17. FOOD: i dont know....
18. RESTRAUNT: . . . . Maddys House
19. STORE: slacker, spencers, hot topic, barnes&noble, ritz camera
20. MALL: Robinson
21. ANIMAL: penguin
22. ACTOR: johnny depp
23. ACTRESS: christina ricci, winona ryder
24. PARENT: mom
25. BAND/SINGER: right now...NIN, deftones, and slipknot
26. RADIO STATION: 105.9 the X
27. TV SHOW: charmed, NCIS...
28. DAY OF THE WEEK: Saturday
29. SONG: moonlight sonata
30. NAME BRAND SHOE: demonia, and ellie
31. TOOTHPASTE: crest citrus splash
32. QUOTE: he put the gun into his face...bang!
33. LETTER: S
34. NUMBER: 9
35. CUSS WORD: fuck
36. COOKIE: oreo
37. SODA:coke!
38. CHANNEL: history channel
39. SHAMPOO: herbal essences
40. CANDY BAR: hershey milk chocolate
41. BRAND OF ICE CREAM: i dono
42. FUNNIEST MEMORY: "do you believe in darwin", "mustang bitches!"
43. LAST WORD YOU HEARD:couple...
44. LAST THING YOU SAID: i dono
45. LAST THING YOU ATE : bagel
46. LAST THING YOU DRANK: milk
47. LAST SONG YOU HEARD: for love not lisa-slip slide melting
48. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: shawn
49. LAST SHOW YOU SAW: by show what do you mean?
50. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW:nightmare before christmas
51. BEST FRIEND(s): erin, maddy, lizzie, zack...
52. FRIENDS: too many to name...
53. WHO IS THE SMARTEST: probably Maddy
54. FUNNIEST: letta
55. TALLEST: Letta?
56. SHORTEST: Midget
57. CRAZIEST: erin
58. LOUDEST: all of us
59. QUIETEST: Maddy
60. SHYEST: Maddy
61. CUTEST: annie
62. SWEETEST: letta
63. BEST AT KEEPING SECRETS: erin
64. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FRIENDS WITH THAT YOU ARENT FRIENDS WITH: um...i dono...lol
65. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER AND BE FRIENDS WITH: i dono....

HAVE YOU EVER...:
66. BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE: yes
67. EATIN A WORM: no
68. BEEN TO THE OCEAN: yes
69. HIT A STRANGER FOR NO REASON: yes...if moshing counts anyways
70. SCREAMED IN PUBLIC: yes
71. FLICKED OFF A STRANGER FOR NO REASON: yes
72. USED A PILLOW CASE AS A BLANKET BECAUSE YOU WERE TO COLD TO GET A COVER: yes
73. CUSSED OUT YOUR PARENTS: no
74. GOTTEN A MAJOR SURGERY: yes
75. BEEN ARRESTED: no
76. SKIPPED SCHOOL: yes
77. GOTTEN HIGH: yes
78. BEEN OUT OF COUNTRY: no
79. BEEN TOILET PAPERING: no
80. BEEN IN A CAR CRASH: yes


WHICH ONE:
81. HARD LIQUOR/BEER: hard liquor
82. CHICKEN/TURKEY: Chicken
83. WHITE CHOCOLATE/REGULAR CHOCOLATE: regular
84. 7-UP/SPRITE: sprite
85. CAKE/ICE CREAM: cake
86. NECKLACE/CHOKER: choker
87. FIRE/WATER: both
88. LIGHTER/MATCH:match
89. ELEVATOR/ESCALATOR: elevator
90. TAPE/CD: CD
91. FAST DEATH/SLOW DEATH: slow
92. CHAINS/BALLS: chains


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR THIS:
93. SPIKES: armband
94. SAFETY PINS: clothes
95. DEATH: blood^.^
96. STALKERS: fuck off
97. CHEESE: yum!
98. MONKEY COSTUMES:o.O awkward...
99. THE DARK: happy
100.CHAP STICK: yummy
101.POCKET KNIVES: fun


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
102.ALIENS: no
103.OTHER PLANETS: yes
104.SPACE: yes
105. GOD: no
106.SATAN: no
107.GHOST: yes
108.DEMONS: personal demons
109.LIFE: yes
110.VAMPIRES: yes


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE BANDS/SINGERS:
146.KoRn: good
147.PAPA ROACH: they're okay
148.HANSON:meh...
149.MARILYN MANSON: <3
150.NSYNC: younger
151.INCUBUS: good
152.LIMP BIZKIT: eh
53.BACKSTREET BOYS: back in teh day
154.LINKIN PARK: earlier stuff
155.BRITNEY SPEARS: ew
156.JESSICA SIMPSON: ew
157.TOOL: yes!
158.KITTIE: ^.^!
159:SLIPKNOT:GODLY!
160.DISTURBED: good
161.RICKY MARTIN: ew
162.PINK FLOYD: yes
163.THE OFFSPRING: yes
164.BEASTIE BOYS: amusing
165.GWEN STEFANI: before she went all 'gangsta'
166.EVE: nah
167.NELLY: ew
168.PUFF DADDY:ew
169.JA RULE: eeewww


RANDOM QUESTIONS:
170.ARE YOU TIRED: yes
171.ARE YOU TIRED OF THIS SURVEY: not yet
172.ARE YOU HUNGRY: yes
173.ARE YOU THIRSTy: yes
174.DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU AS A FRIEND:yes
175.MORE THAN A FRIEND: ~.^
176.DO YOUR EYES HURT FROM LOOKING AT THE SCREEN FOR A LONG TIME: sometimes
177.HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST: dono
178.DO YOU LIKE FILLING OUT THESE SURVEYS: when im bored
179.SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO YOU: shes awesome
180.ARE YOU SCARED RIGHT NOW: no
181.ARE YOU BORED RIGHT NOW: YES
182.ARE YOU LISTENING TO A SONG RIGHT NOW: no
183.ARE YOU LISTENING TO A SONG ON CD RIGHT NOW: no
184.WHAT ABOUT ON THE RADIO RIGHT NOW: no
185.DO YOU WANT TO BE SENT ANY MORE OF THESE SURVEYS AGAIN:no i like finding them
186.GO TO A CONCERT WITH YOUR FRIENDS, GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND: yah...lol
187.EAT COOKED BUGS: no
188.KILL ONE OF YOUR PARENTS:yes
189.RUN IN THE STREETS NAKED: yes
190.EAT A SAFETY PIN: no
191.LIE TO ONE OF YOUR PARENTS JUST SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE SOMETHING YOURE WAY: maybe
192.RUN AWAY: yes
193.HOLD A VENIMOUS SNAKE: sure
194.CUSS OUT A STRANGER: yes
195.WORSHIP SATAN: no
196.EAT A TOXIC PEN: no
197.VOTE FOR BILL CLINTON AS PRESIDENT AGAIN: yes
198.CUSS OUT ONE OF YOUR TEACHERS: want to
199.HURT ONE OF YOUR TEACHERS: want to


LAST QUESTIONS:
200.ARE YOU GOING TO SEND THIS TO MORE PEOPLE: no
201.DID YOU LIKE FILLING THIS OUT: yes
202.IS THERE SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TELL THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO YOU...OR THE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE GOING TO SEND THIS TO: no