THIS IS MY EXTREMELY SEXY FRIEND MIREYA [*$)Dissident Mireya Will Lick UR Face($*
MEEE A kIss for ALL MY FRIENDS!
My TAT ON MY ANKLE
MEEE ON THE BUS CHECKIN OUT SOME FINE ASS GUYS.
I hate spoiled people who live off of mommy and daddys money, get over yourself go out and get a job. I also don't like girls they are annoying and catty get over yourself. i also hate wannabe's if your not what you are posing as stop change and be yourself no one likes posers. If you are under sixteen then you shouldn't be talking about sex or even doing it, you are young live your life. And to all you so called players out there get over it you will never get anything worth holding on to! If you are none of these things feel free to talk to me!!
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism.
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE
12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart-- 1. Hugs her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart Girls- Repost this if you think its sweet. Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it
Body: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!
What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry right now!?"
What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT DON'T GET CAUGHT!
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME!
I DON'T HAVE MSN OR YAHOO INSTANT MESSANGER SO PLEASE STOP ASKING BECAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL NOT MESSAGE YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A new day has just begun
time to bask 'neath the sun
Yesterday is dead and gone
to a new day you belong
Rejoice and be glad
there's no need to be sad
Leave your burdens behind
allow only good to fill your mind
Make the best of this new day
only good will come your way