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YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME IM AN AMERICAN! (well its official ill be working all over the 48)

Member #41990 created: 2006-05-12 14:42:57Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/41990   
Email: Mtheart4@gmail.com

Name: JIT Brennan

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ME_AT_THE_PLATTE2PA

ME AT THE PLATTE2

Elfpack titles and orders
Drunk-assAdventurerSex-monster

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This means I came second place in the 2007 Elfpack Lotto!

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This is the law: The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

As John Steinbeck once said:

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him, "Why carry a .45?". The Ranger responded with, "Because they don't make a 46." * Credit to Retired Texas Ranger Joaquin Jackson , Alpine, Texas

6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?"
"No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."

8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

Comments:
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. To which I said I did. She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "Of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets.." She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?"
My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and THEY ARE ALL LOADED ."

Parting note: An unloaded gun is just a club. </h2><img:http://www.elfpack.com/img/image/41567_1225954942.jpg>

Protects this house. Watch your tongue...as it soon may be missing.<h2>









and ask for anything else



HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

PS: Next week we'll do Obama



my good freinds rusty and justin were killed on 5/11/07 justin is belived to have been stoned and rusty probly was to.
  http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/13308280/detail.html
http://www.9news.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=69862




              <h1>~My Friends:~


<[Conifer~Cowgirl] my best bud we spend way to much time together

[cowboy_up3069] chris ledeux... dose anything else need to be said?
    
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colimbine shootings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-LuAAVF32c&mode=related&search=

[6(SiC)6]
is owned by a bag of flying pop-tarts

[Danny!!] and me <img:http://a699.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_c14687f3d9d1e80369902adf200bf93a.jpg>
retard files! IN THE MARINES NOW!

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photos of me

~P.E.T.S~

Missing: </h1>Missing: </h2>

Age: 19Month of birth: 4Day of birth: 6

Gender: female

What do you do?: Working

Place of living: USA-Colorado

Exact place of living: COLORADO SPRINGS, AUSTIN PARK, #505 LOL

Known languages
EnglishJapaneseLatin

Skype Username: Jit. Brennan

Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes

Music
alternativebluesclassical
countryfolk musicgoth
grungeheavy metalhip hop
jazznew ageopera
popprogressive metalpunk
rocksynthtechno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
beerboardgamesbooks
card gamescarscats
chasing the preferred sexchesscooking
crime storiesdancingdogs
drinkseatingelectronics
fantasyfilmfishing
gamblinghistoryhorses
huntingmotorcyclesparty
physicsplantspoetry
politicspornreligion
role playingsingingscifi
sewingslackingsnow scooters
sportingtheatretravelling
watching sportwhiskywoodwork
writing

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: thin

Height: 166


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