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Name: JIT Brennan
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This is the law: The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
As John Steinbeck once said:
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him, "Why carry a .45?". The Ranger responded with, "Because they don't make a 46." * Credit to Retired Texas Ranger Joaquin Jackson , Alpine, Texas
6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?"
"No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."
8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. To which I said I did. She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "Of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets.." She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?"
My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and THEY ARE ALL LOADED ."
Parting note: An unloaded gun is just a club. </h2>
Protects this house. Watch your tongue...as it soon may be missing.<h2>
and ask for anything else
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."
7. Feel better.
PS: Next week we'll do Obama
my good freinds rusty and justin were killed on 5/11/07 justin is belived to have been stoned and rusty probly was to.
<[Conifer~Cowgirl] my best bud we spend way to much time together
[cowboy_up3069] chris ledeux... dose anything else need to be said?
best sport in the world
is owned by a bag of flying pop-tarts
[Danny!!] and me
retard files! IN THE MARINES NOW!
photos of me
|Age: 19||Month of birth: 4||Day of birth: 6|
What do you do?: Working
Place of living: USA-Colorado
Exact place of living: COLORADO SPRINGS, AUSTIN PARK, #505 LOL
Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes
|grunge||heavy metal||hip hop|
|chasing the preferred sex||chess||cooking|
Civil status: involved
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: thin