hey all those girls out there i'm jon, i'm 27 yrs old and i live in sherborne in dorset in england.
i'm 5ft 6ins tall and i have short blonde/brown hair and blue eyes.



001: Name: Jon Eggleton
002: NickName: Eggy or Eggyweez
003: Country of living: England
004: Shoe Size: 7/8
005: Birthday: 9th September 1980
006: Hair Color: brown/blonde
007: Eye Color: Blue-ish
008: School/Work: neither
009: Smoke: yeah of course
010: Hobbys: farting, drinking, sex
011: Brothers/Sisters: 2 brothers
012: Relationship: erm...kind of
013: Piercings: 1, left nipple
014: Tattos: 4, 2 left arm and 2 right
015: Favorite country to go to: Ibiza or Amsterdam
016: Are there people you wont reply to: Guys unles they r friends
017: Nicest person you met this year: Amy-Louise Faulkner
018: Person you rather not meet this year: Steve Cooper
019: Who would you like to meet: patrick stewart, kate winslet
020: Who do you admire most: Amy-Louise Faulkner
021: Most sexy person(s): Amy-Louise, kate winslet
023: Favorite car: 1991 honda CRX SRI 1.6
024: Favorite Movie: the shawshank redemption
025: Favorite City: London
026: Favorite Music: Genesis or Hardcore
027: Favorite Stuffed Toy: i'm 26 not 5
028: Favorite Perfume: don't wear it
029: Favorite Magazine: FHM
030: Favorite sound: a really juicy fart
031: Favorite Tv Show: little britain
032: Favorite writer: stephen king
033: Favorite Nickname: eggyweez
034: What is on your mouse pad: something very naughty
035: What is under your bed: porn mags
036: Favorite Colors: red, aqua and blue and white for leeds utd
037: Favorite song: don't have just 1
038: Favorite song at this moment: not sure
039: Favorite Food: chicken korma
040: Favorite class in school: drama
041: Favorite Drink: vodka red bull
042: Lucky Number(s): 69
044: What deodorant do you use: lynx
045: Favorite Shoes: lonsdales but i'm no chav
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: about midnight
047: What words do you use most: shit the bed, crazy and oh my days
048: Most romantic moment in your life: idk
049: Most embrassing moment in your life: getting caught about 2 have sex
050: You spend your time outside or inside: inside, depends on the weather
051: What do you do on the weekends: drink
052: What class on school do/did you enjoy the most; drama
053: Your Breakfast: nothing normally
054: What do you really, really dislike to eat: broad beans, parsnip
055: Pets: cat called bo
056: Laugh or dream: dream
057: Serious or funny: serious
058: Fast or slow: slow then fast
059: You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone: wiv someone
060: Simple or complicated?: simple
061: Cremate or Buried when you die: neither, i want 2 be frozen cos i believe in cryogenics
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: stay up all night
064: Light or dark?: dark
065: Speak or Silence: bit of both
066: Do you like a Tall or small guys: i like big breasted sex goddesses
067: Newspaper or Television: tv
068: Hug or kiss: both
069: Happy or Sad: happy
070: Life or Death: life
071: Gig or Disco: rave
072: Left or Right: right
073: Sausages on top, not sure i understand
074: Brunets or Blondes: blondes
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: can i get a refund
076: You believe in reincarnation: yes
077: You believe in Aliens: yes
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: oh shit that hurt
079: Does true love exist: yes
080: How many kids would you like to have: 2, 1 boy and 1 girl
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: girls who say 1 thing and do the opposite
083: Worst feeling in the world: getting ur penis caught in ur flies
084: What are you afraid of: death
085: Are you an emotional person: when i am drunk i can be
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: twice
087: Your goal in life: have good sex
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at New Years Eve: give up smoking
089: Favorite art-artist: idk 
090: As what animal would you like to come back as: a ferret
091: What is the most beautiful part on the female/male body: breasts or their heart
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: the pub
093:What do you think of Elftown: it's ok but they won't let me in so i use ep
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: idk
095: Where did you get this question list: dragonsoul, she is amazing
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: download music/videos/porn
097: Is there a question you missed in this all: nope
098: Whats the most annoying thing that people ask you?: r u ok
099: Do you get in trouble a lot: all the time

Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts
when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"Code 3
in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
lay-away.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone? "
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" " PICK ME... PICK ME!!!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".

30 things to do to piss your parents off



1. follow them around the house every where
2. moo when they say your name
3. run into walls
4. say that wearing clothes is against your religion
5. stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin and say"good morning sunshine
6. pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"
7. wear a sticker that says "im retarded"
8. have 20 imaginary friends that talk to you all the time
9. in public yell out" no mom/dad i will not make out with you!"
10. do what they actually tell you to do
11. jump off a roof trying to fly
12. hold there hand and whisper "i see dead people"
13. everything they say yell "liar!"
14. try to swim on the floor
15. tap on there door all night
16. pretend to have amnesia
17. say everything backwards
18. give yourself a swirly
19. run around with a lamp shade on your head screaming "the sun! its dying!"
20. sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear
21. have nervous spasms at spontaneus times
22. snort loudly when you laugh then laugh harder
23. run in circles
24. recite a whole movie 3 times
25. pretend to beat yourself up
26. slither evrywhere
27. wear you pants on your head and your shirt on your waist....tell them your making a fashion statement
28. try and drink out of a glass the wrong way
29. super glue your finger to your nose
30. talk to a pen


FILL THIS OUT AND SEND IT TO ME
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fuck me?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

30 THINGS THAT WIll MAKE YOUR PARENTS GO CRAZY
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...