vampires

Vampires are mythological or folkloric creatures, typically held to be the re-animated corpses of human beings and said to subsist on human and/or animal blood (hematophagy). They are also the frequent subject of cinema and fiction, albeit fictional vampires have acquired a set of traits distinct from those of folkloric vampires (see Traits of vampires in fiction). In folklore, the term usually refers to the blood-sucking undead of Eastern European legends, but it is often extended to cover similar legendary creatures in other regions and cultures. Vampire characteristics vary widely between different traditions. Some cultures have stories of non-human vampires, such as animals like bats, dogs, and spiders.



[Vampire Traits]

Vampires, being already dead, do not need most normal things required for human life, such as oxygen. They often have a pale appearance (rather than the ruddy skin of folkloric vampires), and are cool to the touch from the perspective of humans.

As in folklore, fictional vampires are sometimes considered to be shape-shifters.

Some vampires can fly. Sometimes this power is supernatural, other times it is connected to the vampire's ability to turn into flying creatures (e.g., bats, owls, flies) or into lightweight forms (e.g. straw, dust, smoke) and then create winds as a means of propulsion.

Vampires cast no shadow and have no reflection. In modern fiction, this may extend to the idea that vampires cannot be photographed.

Some traditions hold that a vampire cannot enter a house unless he or she is invited in. This concept has been referenced throughout the history of vampire fiction. Generally, however, a vampire can come and go at will after being invited once.

Some tales maintain that vampires must return to a coffin or to their "native soil" before sunrise to take their rest safely. Others place native soil in their coffins, especially if they have relocated.

Vampires in some tales have very specific dietary requirements while others do not. However, most tales of the undead feature vampires that cannot eat (or at least cannot gain nourishment from) normal human food. In most cases they sustain themselves by sucking living people's blood or life force; this seems to be a requirement for their continued existence regardless of whether they are able to absorb other food and drink, or gain anything from such.

Werewolves are sometimes held to become vampires after death, and vampires are frequently held to have the ability to transform themselves into wolves. Other fiction, however, holds werewolves to be the mortal enemies of vampires.

As in folklore, apotropaics, or objects intended to inhibit or ward off vampires, include garlic and all things sacred (e.g., holy water, a crucifix, a rosary).
Also as in folklore, a vampire may be destroyed by means of a consecrated bullet, a wooden stake through the heart, decapitation, or incinerating the body. In some tales, a vampire is killed simply by exposure to daylight.

information taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire

WereWolves, Lycanthropes

Lycanthropes, or werecreatures, are actually humans that have gained the ability to alter their form into that of a specific type of beast. This power occurs as the result of having been afflicted with a disease known as lycanthropy. The most common and well documented of such individuals are werewolves but many variations exist including werebear, wererat and weretiger.

In human form these creatures appear to be the same as a normal human, although they may inherit subtle physical and behavioural traits in connection with their associated animal.

Contrary to popular belief, lycanthropes are not ruled by the cycle of the moon. While a full moon may increase the calling of the animalistic side of their nature, it's merely a heightened awareness of an innate sense that exists in all living creatures.

A lycanthrope can assume animal form as required. After the change it retains the thought processes of its human state but can no longer speak in its human tongue. Werecreatures can, however, communicate with other animals of their weretype as well as being able to perform any abilities normally associated with them.

In addition to assuming human and animal form some lycanthropes are able to halt their transformation before it is fully complete. This is usually a skill practiced by more aggressive individuals because it utilises the advantages of both forms. The strength, reflexes and heightened senses of their animal side combined with the manual dexterity of a human makes for a dangerous adversary. Add to this combination such likelihoods as: a short temper, a craving for fresh meat or even a headache and you could be faced with a frenzied mass of fur, fangs and claws.

Slowing down a lycanthrope that may have taken a disliking to the colour of your shirt is a less than straightforward process. When not in human form, these creatures can only be harmed through the use of silvered weapons or magic. Another useful piece of knowledge in these confrontations relates to a lycanthrope's intolerance to a plant known as wolfsbane. Facing a creature that's out for your blood may not seem the smartest course of action when brandishing nothing more than sprig of vegetation, but contact with the plant is enough to stop a lycanthrope in its tracks and may even send it at full tilt in the opposite direction.


A lycanthrope has no use for weapons and all attacks are made with teeth and claws. If killed, these creatures will revert back to their human form. Surviving an encounter with a lycanthrope may, at first, seem like a cause for celebration but, as you tend to your wounds, be wary of the creature's legacy and the chance that it may have shared it with you. Whether you killed the beast or merely sent it packing is of no consequence. If it wounded you deep enough during the confrontation, it may well have infected you with lycanthropy.

An infected human will become a lycanthrope (of the type encountered) in anything from a couple of days to a few weeks. This duration depends on the depth of the infected wound and the victim's general level of health. In most cases symptoms do not usually begin to appear until half the time has elapsed. It is possible to have the infection removed through magical healing, but only if sought before the disease has fully taken hold.. The treatment can be extremely expensive, but first someone with knowledge of the correct procedure must be found. This can be tricky - especially when you're pushed for time.

For some, a lycanthrope's condition is not seen as a curse but as something to embrace. Druids (members of a religious sect that worships nature) aim to achieve and maintain a balance with all natural life. Their devotion to this cause allows them to use spells to further their work and to communicate with plants and animals. Some druids, however, strive to get even closer to nature and, seeing lycanthropy as being the tool for the job, they purposefully infect themselves with the disease.

information taken from http://www.nascr.net/~jcburd/cofc_lycanthrope.htm

Msn address: eschaton_1@hotmail.com

[Have a laugh! you cant live life without one]

One night, a boy decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
The boy and his brother have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

[SPERM BANK ROBBERY]

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

"Not that fucking difficult is it?" he says

[Roses are red
Grass is green
open your legs
and i'll fill
you with cream
sex is good
sex is fine
doggy style
or 69
just for fun
or getting paid
everyone loves
getting laid!!]

Its not the lengh
Its not the size
Its how may times
You can make it rise!!!!!

Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Sam
-- Nickname: Hun, dougal, Ragnar, sweety
-- Birth date: 1/10
-- Birthplace: Basingstoke
--Current location: Bedfordshire
-- Eye color: Hazel
-- Hair color: Brown (with highlights)
-- Height: 5' 10"
-- Righty or lefty: right
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Anglo saxon, northern English
-- Your weakness: emotions
-- Your fears: losing the one i love
-- Your perfect pizza: Meat feast
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Have a family
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: k
-- Your thoughts first waking up: back to sleep or what did i dream bout?
-- Your best physical feature: eyes, arms
-- Your bedtime: work days: 11pm, holidays: 12-1 am
-- Your most missed memory: i dont have one
LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: coke
-- Fast food joint: i hate fast food
-- Single or group dates: group dates
-- Adidas or Nike: dont care
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eh, hate both
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: no
-- Cuss: yes
-- Sing: yes, but terrible voice
-- Take a shower every day: yes, more if its hot
-- Have a crush(es): no
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Want to go to college: yes
-- Like high school: hardly
-- Want to get married: yes
-- Believe in yourself: i try
-- Get motion sickness: no
-- Think you're attractive: yes
-- Think you're a health freak: no
-- Get along with your parents: yes
-- Like thunderstorms: yes, makes me feel cousy
-- Play an instrument: no
LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: no, dont drink
-- Smoked: dont smoke
-- Done a drug: dont do drugs
-- Had sex: no
-- Made out: no
-- Gone on a date: no
-- Gone to the mall: barely
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: not anytime soon
-- Been on stage: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no
-- Been caught doing something: yes
-- Been called a tease: yes
-- Gotten beaten up: no
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in:no, i couldnt do that
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: 26
-- Numbers and names of children: 2 and names depend on whether they are girl of boy
-- Describe your dream wedding: ill leave that to my girlfriend
-- How do you want to die: i dont intend to die
-- Where do you want to go to college: depends on what i want to do, i dont no yet
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: no idea
-- What country would you most like to visit: iceland
LAYER NINE
In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color: blue, green, brown
-- Best hair color: brown, brunette, red
-- Short or long hair: long
-- Height: same as me or slightly smaller
-- Best weight: it doesnt matter as long as it isnt overweight, and not underweight
-- Best articles of clothing: no chav clothing!
-- Best first date location: park
-- Best first kiss location: night under the stars
LAYER TEN
--Number of drugs taken illegally: none
--Number of people you can trust: i cant trust anyone
--Number of CDs that I own: im not gona try and count them
--Number of piercing: none
--Number of tattoos: none
--Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: never
--Number of scars on my body: alot, im very ruff
--Number of things in my past that I regret: too many, but i cant regret them, otherwise i wouldnt be the person i am today

[I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm... wanna hug?!]

[Sticks and Stone may break my bones]
but whips and chains excite me
[so tie me up or chain me down]
and in everyway delight me.

You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private, how personal, how random.
I have to answer them honestly, and I have to answer them ALL.
In turn, you post this message in your own journal, wiki, or profile and you
have to answer the questions that are asked of you.

Would you:
[1) Give me your number?]
[2) Have sex with me?]
[3) Let me kiss you?]
[4) Watch a movie with me?]
[5) Let me take you out to dinner?]
[6) Drive me somewhere/anywhere?]
[7) Take a shower with me? ]
[8) Be my bf/gf? ]
[9) Have a fling with me?]
[10) Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?]
[11) Take me home for the night? ]
[12) Would you let me sleep in your bed?]
[13) Sing car kareoke w/ me? ]
[14) Re-post this for me to answer your questions?]
[15) Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot? ]
[16) Do you like my style? ]
[17) Do you think im funny?]
[18) Do you care about me? ]
[19) Would you dance with me?]
[20) Would you sing happy birthday to me?]
answer these questions and sent the answers to me