i play football, i like to hang about with lads and girls!
i go to forest matches and thats about it really!!!
heres a few chat up lines to NOT try on ur gf and a few things you should not do to a girl

1 heres 10p phone ur mum and tell her ur not cuming home tonight
2 (say this to two girls) do you want the 2 for 1 offer, two of you, for one of me
3 can i buy you a drink, then u get her a small one!
4 take a girl out then ignore her!
5 take a girl down clubbing when you have a girlfriend!!!
6 when ur going out with a girl never talk about how hot or sexy your ex was even if she was!!!

7 if a girl says she looks bad today never agree with her, always say she looks beautiful

-FOREST CHANTS-
give me a d-i-s-c-ooooooooooooooooooh
lets all have a disco, lets all have a disco la la la la!!!!!

who are we red army, who are we red army,

when i was just, a little boy, my daddy bought me a brand new toy, Derby fan on a peice of string all we'll do is kick his head in , kick his head in, derby fan on a piece of string

we'll keep the red flag flying high, for ever and ever we love you forest we love you reds we love you forest, we'll never be mastered by you northern basterds we'll keep the red flag flying high!!!

i have loads but cant be bothered to put them all on here!!!!!
come on Forest say we are top of the leaguesy we are top of the league






thats all ive got any suggestions??
post them to me plz:)


Jade W- funny, sexy and gangsta all you need in a girl and if she came to nottingham shes would not get no trouble cus shes the best luv yas;)

frosty is a shiner- da da da da da da da da da da TRAMP

mr ben p ashley waaap forest till we die

Gemmie-bean - nice guitar and remember keep chavtastic

seani boy- waap we won at golf ha ha ha :)

period pete- wheelchair bashing wars ha ha

miller- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap



and all ma other mates ur all good ;)



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP