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*killa* (now that its all said in done i dont believe u..)
Name: jessica
this is me being so hood!!
we is a couple of hood niggas!!lol
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Adventurer | Sex-monster | Crazy kid |
Description:
these r my girls to!!![
badassbitch101] and [
~shorty22~]
i go by:Nicole
i am:italin,5"1
I have:pretty long brown hair,hazel eyes,tan
I like:sports,bo
ys,shopping,parting,hanging with friends.
what i do for fun: go to the mall,play sports,hang out,go driving around my gay town
that pretty much somes it up
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i have alot of friends like...grace,amanda;jessica,alex,ali,karissa,ryan,jermey,kyle,jake,tiny tina,shay,tommie,adam,lil kevin
tiff,terry,carmen,tyler,kayla,allen,lil painter,danni,alacia,kait,scott,david,and a lot more just there is not enough room to add them all!!!
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i wrote theses poems for every one to see.....
Kissing is a habit
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain.
The guy says i love you
you believe its true
but when your tummy starts to swell
he says 'to hell with you'.....
10 minutes of pleasure..
9 months of pain...
3 days in the hospital
a baby without a name
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
This never would have never happend
if the rubber wouldn't have torn!!!!!!!!!!!
One day you'll come to me and ask me what's more important: You or my life. I'll say my life and you'll walk away never knowing that you're my life!!
_¸.•¤**¤•.¸,.•¤**¤•.
\ / Guys are like **STARS**.•¤**¤•
/.•*•.\¸.•¤**¤•.Even if there's a million,.•¤**¤•.
,.•¤**¤•. Only one will make all your
**DREAMS**come true.•¤**¤•
poems..........
I when you ask
me why I'm crying when you
know your all I ever wanted
I'd rather be blind
than see you happy with
her...
I bet you will never
remember all the things
I will never forget
When you start to
miss me just remember
your the one who let
me go
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(¨`•.•´¨)*A iS MuCh MoRe*(¨`•.•´¨)
(`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)*ThAn ShE SeEmS*(`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)
(`•.¸.•´)*NoT A ToY By AnY MeAnSA*(`•.¸.•´)
(¨`•.•´¨)*UnDeRNeAtH tHe MaKe-Up N' hAiR
(`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)*ThErE iS a SiGn SaYiN'
(`•.¸.•´)*'HaNdle WiTh CaRe*(`•.¸.•´)
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you dont no me .......bitch....so shut your mouth ...and dont send me crapie stuff......
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i also think the hottest guys in the world are DONNIE TAPLEY and TRAVIS BARKER!!!!!!
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TOP 6 FAV.SONGS
1. lean wit it rock wit it
2.panic @ the disco
3.let ur shoulder lean
4.bet u cant do it like me
5.so what
6.me & u
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FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!!!!!
His baloney has a first name,
It's "I - did - not - inhale."
His baloney has a second name,
"I - wasn't - getting- tail."
He loves to sling it every day.....,
The White House people all just say.....,
"That Billy Clinton has - a - way
Of making sound OK
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Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
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-a heart is not an instrument,
a heart is not a toy,
if you want it broken,
just give it 2 a boy!!
he'll hold u in his arms
n say he luv's u 2,
until he c's another gurl,
n says 2 hElL w/ u!!!
-I gave my heart to a boy once,
n he broke it juss like glass,
if he ever asks 4 it back,
i'll say darling kiss my a$$!!!!*-
I tried to think of all the ways you've made me smile...
...then I realized there were too many to count,
I tried to count how many heartbeats I have per minute when your around...
...I lost count around two-hundred something,
I tried to point out a star for every way I love you...
...but I kinda ran outta sky.
I thought to myself, 'hm, why does it figure that when you came into my life, I run out of things to compare you to?'
...then I realized, you're too good to compare
I believe in angels,
the kind that heaven sends
...I'm surrounded
By angels, but I call
Them my best friends
You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning
.:*I wanna be the-1-that puts ur head in a whirl an u tell all ur friends ya thats my girl....*:.
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stuff we all think about....
"I rather be dead for what I am and be loved for what I'm not"
"You can't buy silence you can only rent it"
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow"-Homer Simpson
"Life sucks get a straw"
"Life isn't about finding yourself it's about creating yourself"
"If it hurts, don't do it"
"When I get the urge to exercise I lay down until it goes away"
"Love is nothing more than temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient influences under which incurred the disorder"
"If the first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you have tried"
"If at first you don't succeed then failure may be your style"
"Stand up for something or you will fall for everything"
"They all say to follow your heart...
but how do you when it's falling apart"
"Love leaves a memory no one can steal,
but it can also leaves
a heartache that no one can heal."
"Give me a reason to smile,
I'll give you a reason to cry.
Give me a reason to live,
I'll give you reason to die."
"A million words wont bring you back, I know, because I tried...
Neither would a million tears... I know cause I cried."
"It's better to let someone think your an idiot, then to open your mouth and prove it."
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
"Show me a sane man and I'll cure him for you."
"Whoa! Hey! It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
"We all moan and groan about the loss of the quality of life through the destruction of our ecology, and yet each one of us, in our own little comfortable ways, contributes daily to that destruction."
"We don't get in your ashtrays...so don't throw cigarette butts in our
urinals."
"I don't suffer from insanity but enjoy every minute of it."
"Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected."
"It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge."
"The people that wrote the bible are the same people who thought the world was flat."
"If god did not exist, it would be necessary for man to invent him."
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what is in style...
blue jeans
hot boy friends
and of course
backstabbing is so last season
get with it, this years fad is
faking originality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THIS GO TO A SERTAIN SOMEONE........
Everyone considers cheating once in a while. So bookmark this page, and next time you're tempted, pull it up to remind yourself why NOT to do it.
You're not as a good a kisser as you think you are, and whoever you cheat with won't humor you. The spark goes out pretty quick when they laugh at you while your tongue's in their mouth.
You will get caught. Yes, you will. ESPECIALLY if you think you'll never get caught. You will. What? No, listen... you totally WILL. Haven't you ever watched TV?
The person you cheat with might turn out to be a lunatic who will burn down your house, sever your genitals, and mail them to the president. In fact, statistics show that this is true for 9 out of 10 cheaters.
You'll have to pay for twice as many presents and romantic dinners. And you can't skimp, because whoever gets the anniversary gorditas is gonna know you're sleeping around.
Three words: Internet tape. Do you really want some shut-in in Norway staring at the bottom of your feet?
There have been recent leaps in voodoo doll technology.
Karma. "Karma" being the name of the large venomous spider that your GF/BF will hide in your bed when they find out that you cheated.
If you believe in Santa, he will stop bringing you presents. If you don't believe in Santa, he will show up at your house and beat you with a rake handle.
Your BF/GF will form an emo band and record an insufferable eight-minute song about you and the video will be on MTV all the time. Kurt Loder will show up at your house and beat you with a rake handle.
Scabies.
The constant ringing guilt will eat away at you like leprosy, hollowing out your soul until you're nothing but a rotted gray husk, twitching and moist with tears. Kind of like Jude Law.
Cheaters are 75% more likely to be trampled by wild donkeys.
No one will ever trust you again. Ever again!
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YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
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I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
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All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox
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fav.6 country/olddies songs
1.god blessed the broken road
2.what hurts the most
3.jesus take the wheel
4.dont 4 get 2 remeber me
5.all she wants to do is dance
6.cupid shoot us with a bown airo
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I LOVE YOU KEVIN I AM SORRY FOR WHAT EVER I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD REALLY DID BLESS THE BROKEN ROAD THAT LED ME STRAIGHT TO YOU!!
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*a girl asked a boy if she was pretty*
*he said no*
*she asked him if he wanted*
*to be with her forever*
*he said no*
*she then asked him if he would*
*cry if she walked away*
*he again said no*
*she had heard too much*
*she needed to leave*
*as she walked away*
*he grabbed her arm*
*and told her to stay*
*he then told her*
*you're not pretty*
*you're beautiful.*
*i don't want to be with you forever,*
*i need to be with you forever.*
*i wouldn't cry if you walked away*
*i would die*
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hott_stuff
Age: 16 | Year of birth: 1990 | Month of birth: 12 | Day of birth: 20 |
Gender: female
What do you do?: Something in between
Place of living: USA-Missouri
Exact place of living: e-town
Known languages
Arabic | English | German |
Italian | Spanish |
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Music
adult pop | country | hip hop |
new age | pop | rap |
rock |
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Other interests
beer | cars | cats |
chasing the preferred sex | cooking | dancing |
dogs | fashion | film |
fishing | gambling | geography |
history | horses | hunting |
motorcycles | porn | shopping |
sporting | watching sport | whisky |
wine |
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Civil status: involved
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
Height: 157