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Arcanien (We are what is left of the world for all life)

Member #44281 created: 2006-08-29 23:39:23Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/arcanien   
Email: Buhametgod@hotmail.com

Name: Chester Lynn Heath

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Me, Put up in Curtousy Of [_Jack]
I look shitty, i know, but this is me.
Oh and by the way, I look very much different now, I even have a damn Gotee

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Crazy kid

Description:
........ *Shrugs* There isn't much to say..... I'm kind.. friendly..... conservant... trusting..... reliable..... shy......... just there..... invisible, but there.... always listening, always caring, whether I'm seen or not.... I guess.. *shrugs*

Random Quotes By Me And my friends:
1. "HEY LOOK! I can FLY!.. oh SHIT, NO I CAN'T!"
2. "Don't Get on the ball, You'll just fall off"
3. "what the hell is that?"
4. "get it OOOOOOFFFF"
5. "heheh WASTED!"
6. "Badforyou"
7. "For the record: I blame you"
8. "Do it, Do it Now"
9. "I'ma hit/slap you with a >Insert Word Here< stick!"
10. "Take It Like a Bitch Timmy!"
11. "share the love!"
12. *grabs old wooden spoon* "I'll Cut'cha!"
13. "OH! A PIECE OF CANDY!"
14. "EAT ME! I'm made of chocolate! >.>"

Words Commonly Used By: Tyler, Jon, Chester (me), and Riley.
-Owned
-Wasted
-Babalubu
-(of)Doom
-Timmy(commonly used for generic person that gets beaten, Gored, Eaten, Maimed, Blown Up, Ran Over, ect. (See aslo: "Take It Like a Bitch Timmy"))
-Foober
-(Verb or Noun)-ed (ex. Doom-ed)
-Eaten
-Woot!
-Other Words That Shall Not Be Listed For Not Making Sense

from my best friend, my Brother, my homie, my dog...... my bitch, Jon, also know as: [_Jack]

X IS YES- _ IS NO y is almost
(X)CUT MYSELF
(_)BEEN CHEATED ON
(_)CHEATED ON SOMEONE
(_)HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X)HAVE SMOKED POT
(X)HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_)HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_)CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_)BEEN TO JAPAN
(_)RODE IN A TAXI
(_)HAD ANAL SEX
(X)HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X)HAD SEX
(_)HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_)BEEN DUMPED
(XXXXXXXXXXXXX...)SHOPLIFTED
(X)BEEN FIRED
(XXXXXXXX)BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_)A THREESOME
(X)BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X)BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_)BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_)SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X)BEEN ARRESTED
(_)MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_)STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_)WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_)LIED TO A FRIEND
(X)A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X)SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_)SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_)BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_)PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X)WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X)WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_)BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X)LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(XXXXXXX...)LEID TO COVER A FRIENDS ASS
(X)CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(XXXXXXXXXXX...)SAVED OTHERS FROM BEING KILLED
(XXX)GOT INTO A FIGHT THAT YOU NEARLY KILLED SOMEONE
(XXX)BEEN HIT BY A CAR
Will list others as i think them.

The Nice Guy Curse

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last,
that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and
bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is
dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but
restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors
and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing
room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly
reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the
appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of
support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back
attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a
girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.

This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends
back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the
guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy
male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but
give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game
where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend
material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice
guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice
guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.

This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone,
and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly
dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you
thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all
ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the
best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in Halo2 to rant about a rumor
that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive
person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had
nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped
her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for
that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was
nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you
knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you,
justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re
just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm
body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.

The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps
more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they
should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what
I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends
at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is
that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim
they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen,
they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or
“he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up
with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most
frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to
lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their
too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks.
Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure
out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice
guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But
one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon
doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that
train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking
them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier,
finding the ones that are single.

So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice
guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described
as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your
patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your
party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile.
For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the
situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my
acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this
society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.

Repost if you're a nice guy or...
a female that does appreciate the nice guys.

44 Things a guy should know

1. Touch her waist.
2. Talk to her.
3. Share Secrets.
4. Giver her your Jacket.
5. Kiss her Slowly.
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her, not at her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Let her be with you when you're with your friends.
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pics with her.
13. Pull her onto you lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say I lover her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.
16. Always hug her and say "I love you" when you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!!!
19. Tell her shes Beautiful... not sexy!
20. Tell her the way you feel about her!
21. Kiss her on the lips.
22. DONT ask her to buy you stuff. You buy HER stuff.
23. Tell her what feels good.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Buy her stuff. Small things can still help.
26. Don't lie to her.
27. Dont cheat on her.
28. Take her anywhere she wants.
29. Txt message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. be there for her when wever she needs you, and even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you.
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you to.
32. When your are alone, hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her a hint that you want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arms around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Don't ever tell her to leave even jokingly, or act like your mad. If shes upsed, comfort her.
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart. Link your fingers together while you whisper to her, and while she listens.
39. When walking next to each other, grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in you arms as long as possible.
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long random walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.

Guys- If you agree with this and like it, post it

Girl- If you agree with this and think every guy should be this way, post it.

Taken from: [Wholly Yours]


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Made by: [Psycho ShadowBlood]



A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Taken from: [Kalisie Kilik]

Made by [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]:

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Artist: Alice Cooper
Album: Trash
Title: This Maniac's In Love With You

I used to be so in control
But reality is losing its hold
Now I don't know where to begin
Just look at the state that I'm in
My mind is in total decay
I'm coming to take you away
There's nothing more that I can do
This maniac's in love with you
Your biggest fear has just come true
This maniac's in love with you
This maniac's in love with you
This maniac, this maniac
My heart has been strapped in a straight jacket love
The therapy boys say it fits like glove
I'm grossing the line in my brain
The line between pleasure and pain
It takes all I've got to survive
This madness will eat me alive
There's nothing more that I can do
This maniac's in love with you
Your biggest fear has just come true
There's nothing more that I can do
This maniac's in love with you
There's nothing more that I can do
This maniac's in love with you
I'm all locked up inside of you
This maniac, this maniac
I just don't know where to begin
Just look at the state that I'm in
My mind is total decay
I'm coming to take you away
There's nothing more that you can do
This maniac's in love with you
Your biggest fear has just come true
This maniac's in love with you
There's nothing more that you can do
This maniac's in love with you
Your biggest fear has just come true
This maniac, this maniac


I am watched by:

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Stole from: [♥ Hollister Hottie ♥]

Boy: I need someone to talk to.
Girl: I'm always here for you.
Boy: I know.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much.
Girl: Talk to her.
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me.
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her.
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

For my Personal Quotes and Thoughts, Please look at My Diary

Age: 21Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 8

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Utah

Exact place of living: Anywhere and everywhere is my front yard.

Known languages
English

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

Music
no musicadult popalternative
bluescountrygoth
heavy metalhip hopjazz
new agepopprogressive metal
punkraprock
techno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
boardgamesbookscard games
carscatschess
cookingcybersexdancing
dogsdrinkseating
electronicsfantasyknitting
motorcyclesneedleworkparty
physicsplantspoetry
role playingscifisewing
winewoodworkwriting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: unknown

Body shape: fit

Height: 193


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