I'm Jordanna.


Whatever I do in life, I do it well, and I usually do it drunk. My favorite activities include sitting at the waterfront making paper boats and sailing them, storming around my house in my underwear whilst eating perogies and headbanging to funeral doom (drunk), cynical conversations about Shakespeare and the like.

If I weren't me, I'd be my friend. I don't have a lot to complain about unless it's absolutely menial and I don't resent many qualities in people unless they're absolutely apathetic and pig-headed. I stay up until 5AM and I do absolutely nothing productive.

I'm not particularly fond of talking about myself in an analytic manner, so it's better off that you just get to know me. I swear, I'm fucking charming.. when I'm drunk.