For those of you who DONT know me, my name is Gary Smith, I'm a senior at Huntsville High School, I got an amazing girlfriend (Navie..but she can be a bitch lol), and I'm a 3D artist.

But alot of you here in Huntsvegas know my old man quote on quote "Big Gary" and we are generally the opposite type of people...But we are really cool with each other, although he always calls me a whining snatch at every given moment in public and at the house lol, but that just makes me laugh. My dad is always stressed, and needs to get laid, I am on the other hand, very laid back and trying to enjoy life while I have it...I think life is too short to be angry or sad and not have fun.

So while I'm at it, I'm gonna stay 16 and love it (18 will be THE year for me though...hello college chicks :D). Oh and to finish things off (not like ur one-night stand in the bathroom at the Jolly-Fox) I'm a CG animator lookin for some new freelance work, so if you know anyone who needs some graphics or shit done let me know, because I need to find some new work and I'm too lazy to really get a job at the moment...but hell I might as well go apply for a job at Subway or some hippie bullshit place like that...well that's pretty much it, later!..actually go ahead and check out my website:

http://www.xeron3D.com

BITCHES! :D

Things that PISS ME OFF:

- Reality TV
- "Hippie Granola Butt-Fucks" (as my friend Kevin would say)
- Communists
- Chicks with Dicks
- Posers
- English Class
- Scientology
- Country Music (besides J.Cash)
- Slow Computers
- People from Hollywood
- Bad movies
- Mosquitos
- Egotistical people
- Stuck-up Preps
- Freshmen


The list could go on and on...

Things that I LIKE:

- College Chicks!
- Art & Animation
- Death Metal
- Playing Music
- Tattoos
- Piercings
- Hangin w/ Homies
- Adult Swim
- Clubs & Bars
- Watchin Movies
- Shootin stuff
- Bodybuilding & Workin out
- Looking at weird ppl at the Woodlands Mall
- People who make me laugh alot
- Caffeine & Sugar


Type of chicks I like:

- Not retarded
- Fun & Crazy
- Outgoing
- Who isn't a stuckup bitch
- Who isn't self-absorbed
- Who likes to have fun and live life to the fullest
- Who is somewhat violent (lol)

Basically...the girl I want is someone who doesn't LIE to you, about anything..she can tell me everything, and as long as she's honest I'm happy, someone who actually has half a brain, not some dumbass who can't carry on a halfway decent conversation with you, someone who isn't a bitch to you for no reason & someone you can get along with, someone who likes crazy sex, and someone who's FUN to hang out with!! buahahaha I'm such a dork..