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Member #45696 created: 2006-11-27 22:13:04Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/45696   

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If there's one thing i've learned today....... its to not fall in love. To not care about anybody because they'll end up judging you and making you feel like shit. They'll tell you exactly what you don't want to hear then just leave. How fucked up is that? Well anyways...... on to more important matters!!!!


well i drink......... thats fun. Actually I do alot more. uh......... oooh!!!!!! i like to party and have a good time! One thing i hate is DRAMA. So if you bring that shit around me, you better get your ass runnin cuz i don't mess around with no one. but, I am usually a very laid back person. Either you like me or not. I really don't care.

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Name: Roberta, berta,Gonzo,Brigitte,eh i go by alot.

Birthday: 10/01/90

Birthplace: Las Vegas

Current Location: Colorado

Eye Color: Hazel

Hair Color: Red

Height: 5'6

Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed.

Your Heritage: Danish, German, Irish, amongst others.

The Shoes You Wore Today: black shoes with some holes in them.... heheh... i am poor

Your Weakness: My physical weaknesses are my waist and neck area. Just touching along those spots literally makes me weak. x.x Sometimes I dun like it. Others, I do. >3 As far as emotional weaknesses go, being left all alone. And mental weaknesses include fear of failure.

Your Fears: See above. >> Failure in all that I do. That and the inability to love scares me too. e.e

Your Perfect Pizza: Old fashoined pepperoni.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To keep my patience with soemone i wish i knew.

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dunno.

Thoughts First Waking Up: Damnit,Pierre leave me the fuck alone!!

Your Best Physical Feature: Um... Eyes? Maybe? I'm not really particularly attractive. x.x

Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out on the couch

Your Most Missed Memory: I... don't know if I want to disclose it.

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.

MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds

Single or Group Dates: Single

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: >> Raspberry tea.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla

Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee

Do you Smoke: Nope

Do you Swear: um... no.
Do you Sing: Yeah... when no one can hear me. e.e;

Do you Shower Daily: Sweat, steam, slippery wet bodies... I'm there. 

Have you Been in Love: Yes.

Do you want to go to College: Not yet. Soon.

Do you want to get Married: I don't know. >>

Do you belive in yourself: I think so...?

Do you get Motion Sickness: Not usually.

Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on what day it is

Are you a Health Freak: No.

Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes.

Do you like Thunderstorms: YES! I adore thunderstorms!! =^^=

Do you play an Instrument: Nu.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.

In the past month have you Smoked: No.

In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.

In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes. ^^

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: >> Yeah...

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.

In the past month have you been on Stage: No.

In the past month have you been Dumped: No. Yes. ... e.e Maybe? I don't know.

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope. ^^

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No way, not my style

Ever been Drunk: Not completely.

Ever been called a Tease: ...a few times XD

Ever been Beaten up: No.

Ever Shoplifted: Like I said, not my style

How do you want to Die: In my sleep next to the one I love

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Artist

What country would you most like to Visit: France

Favourite Eye Color: I love blue and green eyes. Black eyes are captivating, too.

Favourite Hair Color: Auburn

Short or Long Hair: Long.


Weight: um....

Best Clothing Style: And again.

Number of Drugs I have taken: 0

Number of CDs I own: I have no idea.

Number of Piercings: 7

Number of Tattoos: none

Number of things in my Past I Regret:a lot






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IT'S CALLED THERAPY WHEN-------


1. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.


2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.


3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.


4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".


5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.


6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".


7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".


8. Don't use any punctuation.


9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.


10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat -with a serious face.


11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".


12. Sing along at the opera.


13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.


14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.


15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.


16. Have your coworkers address you by you wrestling name, Rock Bottom.


17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"


18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"


19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."


20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile. Its called
therapy

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okay.. it says i act like i am 17.. cool!

[x]I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I always do my homework/work
[] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[] I think politics are exciting
[] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
Total:4

[] I show up for school/work every day, unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[x] I've never gotten a detention.
[] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all.
[]I know what credibility means without looking it up
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week

Total:3

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes.
[] I can count to 10 in Spanish
[] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[x]I can mow the lawn.
[x]I can make adults laugh... without being stupid.
[]I remember to water my plants.
[]study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school
[x I remember to feed my pets

Total:4

[
] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x]I clean up my own mess.
[] The first thing I do when I wake up is get tea or coffee.
[] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[] I understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type fast.

Total:2

[] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I know what's going on in the world.sometimes.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
[x]People have said that I act/look older than I am.

Total:4

Now add up how many x's you have and put "I act X years old" in the subject line



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Age: 16

Gender: female

What do you do?: Being lazy

Place of living: USA-Colorado

Exact place of living: My house?

Known languages
EnglishFrench

Music
hip hoppoppunk
raprocktechno

Other interests
animalsartbeer
catschasing the preferred sexcooking
dogsfantasyfashion
huntingmotorcyclesparty
singingshoppingwhisky
wine

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: thin

Height: 168


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