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Email: funfun2238@yahoo.com
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Drunk-ass | Adventurer | Sex-monster |
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Something new to add if u wana know i have a new yahoo email just msg me if u wana know it.
I am who i am well that would be me lol im a great guy to get to know u wana know sumthing just ask im open and freindly
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
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Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats
One by one the teacher called a student from the class.
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,
each of them was searching, a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mum.
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him I'm not standing here alone.
Because my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart
I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"
With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far
you see he was a policeman and died just this past year,
when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mothers amazement, she witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt.
Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star.
And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.
IF UR NOT CRYING U HAVE NO HEART
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Jasmine and Austin have been going out since 7th grade. Five years later, they are in 11th grade and Jasmine has been thinking about breaking up with him.
One Friday afternoon, on their 5th anniversary, Jasmine and Austin where talking over the phone.
*The phone rings at Jasmine's house*
Jasmine: Hello??
Austin: Hey baby girl!! How's it going??
Jasmine: Alright... You?
Austin: Pretty good. Are you still up for the movies??
Jasmine: I'm sorry I can't go. I promised my little sister that I would take her out to eat today.
Austin: That sucks.
Jasmine: I'm really sorry.
Austin: It's alright. Can you go out tomorrow then??
Jasmine: I cant. Sorry but I have to go with Alyssa and her boyfriend to the mall.
Austin: You know, it seems like you have been avoiding me these past few days. First you can't go out to dinner with me because you have a paper due. Then you can't come over because you are too tired, and today during passing periods, you totally ignored me. I had something that I wanted to give to you.
Jasmine: Im sorry. I'm not trying to avoid you.
Austin: You know what?? I'll just talk to you later. I'm going out for a drive. Love you!!
Jasmine: I'm sorry.
Austin: Oh by the way, I bet you that you don't even know what today is!!
*Austin hangs up the phone*
A couple of hours later, Jasmine came back home and found a gift along with a card for her on the kitchen table. She opens the gift and finds a beautiful necklace. She then she opens the card and read:
"Happy 5th anniversary, I love You!!
P.S: I'm sorry for the way I acted over the phone."
Jasmine takes her gift and the card up to her room and goes to sleep.
*1 am in the morning*
* The phone rings again at Jasmine's house*
Jasmine: Hello??
Austin's brother: Hey Jasmine... My brother got into a car accident and is in the hospital. Apparently, he was going over to your house because he wanted to give you a little note that he wrote for you.
Jasmine: OMG!! Could you please pick me up and take me there??
Austin's brother: Yeah, I'll be over there in 10 minutes.
*10 minutes later*
Austin's brother picks her up and takes her to the hospital. When they get there, she goes straight to Austin's room. When she walks in, the doctors are putting a blanket over his face. His parents are crying. His mom walks over to Jasmine and hands her the note.
Mom: Here Jasmine. I think that this is for you.
Jasmine opens the letter and read:
"I love you Jasmine."
I love your smile.
I love your kisses.
I love your sensibility.
I love your hair.
I love your touch.
I love your smell.
I love your warm hugs.
I love EVERYTHING about you.
I love you and NEVER forget that.
PS: Without you, I would die."
*Jasmine then starts crying and collapses on top of his body*
Jasmine: (crying and in a whisper) I'm so sorry. I love you so much. Please come back to me.
***Now that you have read this, if you love or really care about someone (gf/bf, friend, family, etc.) enough to die for them, then repost this***
If you repost this, your one true love will kiss you.
Repost this as " I ALMOST CRIEd'
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the
coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship
heading out to sea. The male whale recognized this
particular ship as the same ship that had harpooned
his father many years earlier. He wanted revenge so
he said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the
ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time
and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
So they tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over
and quickly sank. Soon after, the whales realized the
sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the
safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were
going to get away and said to the female, "Let's swim
after them and gobble them up before they reach the
shore." At this point, he realized the female was
becoming reluctant to follow him. He then asked her
what was wrong. "Look", she said, "I went along with
the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the
seamen."
LMAO...
Oh I had a lot to say was thinking on my time away
I missed you and things weren't the same
Cause everything inside it never comes out right
And when I see you cry it makes me want to die
I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry I'm blue, I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know I can't take it back
I love how you kiss, I love all you're sounds, and baby the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say I'm sorry:
This time I think I'm to blame it's harder to get through the days
You get older and blame turns to shame
~To my babybear im sorry~Goodbye~;(
"Welcome To My Life"
Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
No one ever lied straight to your face
And no one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
You never had to work it was always there
You don't know what it's like, what it's like
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
H0W SEXY iS UR NAME
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY iS UR NAME"
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*under 60 points= not too sexy
*from 61-300 points= pretty sexxy
*over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!!
*beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!!
([I ended up with 1130])
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Age: 22 | Year of birth: 1986 | Month of birth: 8 | Day of birth: 22 |
Gender: male
What do you do?: Working
Place of living: USA-Wisconsin
Exact place of living: if u wana know ask
Music
country | heavy metal | pop |
rock |
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Other interests
animals | anime | art |
books | card games | cars |
cats | chasing the preferred sex | cooking |
cybersex | dogs | drinks |
electronics | fantasy | fishing |
history | horses | hunting |
motorcycles | party | porn |
scifi | smoking | travelling |
whisky | writing |
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Civil status: strange
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: muscular
Height: 178