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Member #46048 created: 2006-12-22 22:07:50Simple URL:   

Name: caleb(bob) and proud of it

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Crazy kid

umm i dont really have a good description im 5'1 and i weigh 150 (i kno im fat dont make fun of me for it)i like watching naruto and inuasha im goth emo and i dont cut myself
im also in the marilyn manson shrine look it up in the wiki pages and join.

my gothic name is Leather Pleasure get ur gothic name at

bands i like(theres more i justcant think of em)
3 days grace
marylyn manson           powerman5000
static-x            metallica   
lynard skynard
cradle of filth
my chemical romance
linkin park
god samck

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.

92% of the teenage population has moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

death to the ass hu does this!

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me


*don't always wear black
*don't worship the devil
*are NOT evil
*do not want to kill poeple
*do not hate everybody
*are not always deppressed
*can be happy too
*are normal JUST LIKE YOU

Some of life's many questions]

Boy: baby we need to talk
Girl: ricardo, wat do u mean?
Boy: sumthin has come up...
Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby
Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much
Boy: baby are you there??
Girl: yea im here wut is so important??
Boy: im not sure if i should say
Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: im leaving....
Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you
Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away
Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.
Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away.
Girl: i cant believe this.
[FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)]
Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad
Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go
Boy: would you run away with me?
Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !!
Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..
Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on
Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now.
Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park
Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min
[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.]
Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.
Girl: ****tear (begins to cry)
Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go
Girl: ok (begins to walk away)
[They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter her gave her]
It says.....
U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my bitch and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, n be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you bitch, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. Bitch u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon bitch.... Goodbye
- Ricardo
[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]
....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call....
Friend: how are u feeling?
Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.
Friend: o, about that. Ricardo left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something...
Girl: ummm ok
[She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket,It says.
Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words...Hate = Love
Never = Alwayz
Bitch = Baby
Will not= will
........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...
Girl: omg its a letter, Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!!
Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later
Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!
...... Erika turns tha T.V. on......
[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.
[ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to Live for... ]
....A day after that the fone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a msg. "Its Ricardo, i guess ur not home so, I called 2 let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 ueverything will be a be ok i love you so me asap bye!!
[...he eventually finds out wut happend, and also kills himself...]
If you think this story is sad, then RE-POST!!!...Sometimes ppl lose tha one they love, make sure u tell that special sum1 that u love them. Or sumthing bad could happen

ill kill any loser hu does this

Guy: "Can we right now?" Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "" Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, you have a girl friend, who happens to be my friend..." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someonethat I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girls 's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me?" Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl . Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight. Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing. Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you."He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later...Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.Doctor: "You are pregnant." Girl: faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I did you, I'll kill you." The girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose....... Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's messed up" Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any loser who does this."


1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens
5. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&Ms on layaway.
8. Move "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
10. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
11. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
12. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men.
13.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
14. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
15. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.
16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.
18. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
19. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
20. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
21. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little paper umbrellas in it.
22. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
23. TP as much of the store as possible.

Are you sick of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks true friendship:

1) When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3) When you smile - I will know that you finally had sex.
4) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance i get.
5) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6) When you are confused - I will use little words.
7) When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath . . . I pledge it 'til the end. Why, you ask? Because you are my friend.

001: Name: caleb
002: Nickname: k-dub,bob
003: Country of living: USA
004: Birthdate: 5~30~92
005: Height: 5'6"
006: Eye color: brown
007: Shoesize: 9
008: School/work: High school
009: You smoke: sometimes
010: Hobby's: play on the computer hang out woth friends
011: Brothers/Sisters: 1 of each
012: Relationship: nope broke up
013: Piercing(s): YES in my eyebrow on right and in botom and top on left ear
014: Tattoo(s): no but hoping to get 1
015: Vacationland: ???
016: Are there people you wont reply to?: yeah if i dont like them
017: Nicest person you met this year:tyler
018: Person you rather not have met this year: kyle
019: Who would you like to meet: my fav. bands
020: Who is it that you admire: my friends...
021: Most sexy person(s): me lol jk
022: Favorite Pajamas: whte shorts and my spiderman shirt
023: Favorite Car: mustang convertible
024: Favorite Movie(s): ace ventura and dawn of the dead
025: Favorite Music: look at my big-o list up there
026: Favorite City(s): nowhere land
027: Favorite Plush:
028: Favorite Perfume/au de toilette/aftershave: bod
029: Favoriete Magazine: dont have 1
030: Favorite sound: my music
031: Favorite TV-series: alias
032: Favorite Writer: piers anthony
033: Favorite Nickname: all of em
034: What is on your mousepad: stars
035: What all is under your bed: umm dunno
036: Favorite color: tie between red and black
037: Favorite Song ever: umm too many songs!!
038: Favorite song at this moment: umm the latest plague by FFTL
039: Favorite food: mashed potatoes!!
040: Favorite class at school: reading
041: Favorite drink: coke
042: Lucky number: 4,12 or 15
043: What do you think that is greatest about yourself: i dont know you tell me
Externally: same
Internally: same
044: What deodorant do you use:
045: Favorite shoes: etinies
046: What time do you go to bed on school days: when ever i feel like it
047: What word do you use most: like
048: Most romantic moment in your life: not there yet
049: Most ashamed moment of your life: dont have 1
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: inside
051: What do you do in the weekends: Party, stay home, go shopping, watch movies, pretty much hangin w/ friends.
052: What class on school do/did you dislike most: math
053: Your Breakfast: dont eat breakfast
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: tomatos mushrooms and stuff
055: Pets: dogs(dilin,sable,tesa,lily), cats(amanda,fire,kit,kimber,bronx,skittles), lots of fishes(no names)lol
056: Laugh or dream: laugh
057: Serious or funny: Funny most of the time but when its serious time than im serious!
058: Fast or slow: both
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: either
060: Simple or Complicated: Life is complicated...
061: Cremate or Buried when dead: cremated
062: Sex or alcohol: both
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: stay up late.
064: Light or dark?: dark
065: Speak or Silence: Speak
066: Tall or Small Man: ??????
067: News paper: ummm... no
068: Hug or kiss: both
069: Happy or Sad: happy!
070: Life or Death: dunno
071: Gig or Disco: neither
072: Left or Right: right
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: ?
074: Dark/ Red/ Blonde: dark
075: What would you ask god if you could ask him 1 single question: What the hell were u thinking putting humans on the earth!?!?!?!
076: Do you believe in reincarnation: nope
077: Do you believe in Aliens: (shhh dont say that so loud they will hear!)
078: When you die, what will be your last words?:hu poisioned me!?
079: Does true love exist?: hahahahahahahahaha!! o ur serious
080: How many kids would you like to have?: 2 or 3 at the most
081: What is the thing you cant stand: my parents fighting
082: Best feeling: dunno
083: Worst feeling in the world: having your heart broken
084: What are you afraid of: uumm i dont know
085: Are you an emotional person: sometimes
086: You cry while watching a movie?: sometimes
087: Your goal in life: finish school and live a great life
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: didnt make a promise
089: Who is your favorite artist?: dont have one
090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate: a dog
091: What is the most beautiful part on the male body: WTF?!?!?!
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: anywhere
093: What do you think of elftown?: dunno
094: Is there something you miss about elftown?: nope never had it
095: Where did you get this question list?: friend
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: chat
097: Is there a question you missed in this
all?: no!

~~If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours,
and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would
you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised
at the answers you get~~

go on press it[#]

Age: 14Year of birth: 1992Month of birth: 5Day of birth: 30

Gender: male

What do you do?: Being lazy

Place of living: USA-Florida

Exact place of living: giansville

Known languages

Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes

gothheavy metalpunk

Other interests
animebookschasing the preferred sex
cybersexdogsrole playing

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fat

Height: 152

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