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XxangeleyesXx (hey hey)

Member #46521 created: 2007-01-20 18:46:49Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/xxangeleyesxx   

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ιм נυѕт мє αи∂ тнαт’ѕ αℓℓ ι ¢αи вє,
иσ мσяє, иσ ℓєѕѕ,
иσ ѕє¢σи∂ gυєѕѕ.
ι ℓαυgн, ι ℓσνє, ι ℓινє, ι ¢яу
αи∂ ѕσмє тιмєѕ ι ωιѕн тнαт ι ωσυℓ∂ ∂ιє.
ѕσмє ∂αуѕ ι’м fυииу,
σтнєяѕ ι’м иσт.
ѕσмє ∂αуѕ ι’м ιи σνєя∂яινє, αи∂ ι ¢αи'т ѕтσρ.
уσυ мαу иσт ℓιкє мє, вυт тнαт’ѕ σк,
тнιѕ ιѕ мє αи∂ тнιѕ ιѕ нσω ι’ℓℓ ѕтαу!

****I DNT CYBER,SO DNT ASK!!****



These are my mates on here that I talk 2 most of the time on here!!

Dan in a box- I’ve known this guy 4 ages...wel most of the time I’ve been on elfpack! This guy is a really nice guy, who makes me happy wen im feelin down.…he’s one person I cud say anyfing or tel anyfing 2!!! Pure class u r Dan! x


Shermun06- This guy is sooo lik a big brother 2 me that its unreal…he’s looked out 4 me on ep n helped me ever since I can remember!! Go shermun lol


//;♥That Nat Gurl♥;\\-
This girl is rele a luvly person…..she’s dead nice n she always is willing 2 listen 2 me n help me out wen I need her 2!!! Ur cool Natalie chick x


Cheesy- dis fella is class lik,wel funi,nice person ….he’s cool :)


Love like winter—this girl is rele a sweet,caring person who I’ve known since skool days!! Woo-hoo!! Its erin x


Voodoo child- I luv dis girl 2 bits…..she’s been der all da time 4 me n she makes fings such fun wen she’s around !!! Luv ya x

IF I’VE FORGOT ANYONE JUST MESG ME LET ME NO!!!


Im Sorry!!

I'm sorry
if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.

I'm sorry
if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.

I'm sorry
if I'm not tan enough for you

I'm sorry
if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.

I'm sorry
If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.

I'm sorry
if im not tall enough.

I'm sorry
If I can't look "hott" every minute

I'm sorry
if my hair is not long enough.

But most of all...

I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.


One night a young couple were coming home from the movies. The girl told the guy to pull over cause they needed to talk. She said she didn't think him and her were going to work out and she told him it was time to move on. A silent tear rolled down the boy's face. He reached in his pocket and gave her a note he had wrote earlier in the day. At that time a drunk driver was racing down the same street. He swerved right into the driver's side. The boy died and amazingly the girl lived. She remembered the note in her pocket. She pulled it out and it read: "Without your love, I would die." IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, REPOST THIS.
THATS MESSED UP!!!!

Guy: "Can we right now?" Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, you have a girl friend, who happens to be my friend..." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someonethat I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girls 's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me?" Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl . Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight. Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing. Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you."He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later...Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.Doctor: "You are pregnant." Girl: faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I did you, I'll kill you." The girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose....... Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's messed up" Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any loser who does this 2 my mates."



♥*Short skirt...Luv 2 flirt*♥
♥*Curvy hips...Shiny lips*♥
♥*High class...nice ass*♥
♥*Bangin style...Sexy smile*♥
♥*Luscious thighs...Candy eyes*♥
♥*Temptin lips...Killer Kiss*♥
♥*Tell me boyz....Can u handle diS♥


IF WE HAD SEXxX??????
Body: If We Had Sex.... (Reply in a message and Repost so others can fill it out)

1. Would you be in control?


3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear?


4. Would you talk dirty to me?


5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?


6. Would you go down on me?


7. Would you give me a hickie?


8. How many rounds would we go?


9. What would you wanna do afterwards?


10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me?


11. Would you lick and bite me all over?


12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point?


13. Would you take ur time if I told you to?


14. Would u fall asleep when we were done?


15. Would u want to go fast or slow?


16. Where would u wanna "do it" at?


17. Would u be loud or quiet?


18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm?


19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you?


20. WOULD U FUCK TODAY?

what would you do if:
[1) I committed suicide:
[2) I said I liked you:
[3) I kissed you:
[4) I lived next door to you:
[5) I started smoking:
[6) I stole something:
[7) I was hospitalized:
[8) I ran away from home:
[9) I got into a fight and you weren't there
what do you think of my:
[1) Personality:
[2) Eyes:
[3) Face:
[4) Hair:
[5) Clothes:
[6) Mannerisms:
general stuff:
[1) Who are you?
[2) Are we friends?
[3) When and how did we meet?
[4) How have I affected you?
[5) What do you think of me?
[6) What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7) How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8) Do you love me?
[9) Have I ever hurt you?
[10) Would you hug me?
[11) Would you kiss me?
[12) Would you make love to me?
[13) Would you marry me?
[14) Emotionally, what stands out?
[15) Do you wish I was cooler?
[16) On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17) Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
]
[18) Am I loveable?]
[19) How long have you known me?]
[20) Describe me in one word.]
[21) What was your first impression? 
[22) Do you still think that way about me now?
]
[23) What do you think my weakness is?
[24) Do you think I'll get married?
[25) What about me makes you happy?
[26) What about me makes you sad?
[27) What reminds you of me?
]
[28) What's something you would change about me? ]
[29) How well do you know me?
[30) Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
]
[31) Do you think I would kill someone?
[32) Are we close?

Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration???


I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm...wanna hug?????

DOGGIE STYLE 69
UP AND DOWN, BUMP AND GRIND
FUCK ME HARD
SUCK MI TWAT
SPANK THAT ASS,FORGET ME NOT
ROUGH SEWMAKE IT HURT
ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT
KINK IT UP, WHIP ME GOOD
BONDAGE BABE, I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK,
WHIP IT OUTA HELLA GOOD TIME MAKE IT COUNT*

ANYWAY!!!!

if i was a flower wud u pick me
if i was a lolly wud u lick me
if i was a sweet wud u suck me
if i asked u nicely wud u fuck me !!!!!!

i wish i was a teddy bear layin on ya bed so evrytym u cuddled it u'd cuddle me instead!

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And I hope you dont multiply!!!

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But whips and chains excite me.
So throw me down
And tie me up,
And show how much u like me!!!

Sex is not the answer!
Sex is the question!!
Yes is the answer!!!


SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS CLASS
COME ON BABY SMACK MY ASS
69ER DOGGY STYLE COME ON BABY MAKE ME SMILE
IF U WANT ME IN YOUR SACK
LICK UR LIPS AND TEX ME BACK


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Condoms break
So watch who you screw!!!

Have fun in the sun
Get laid in the shade

roses are red
and very thorny
take me 2 bed
coz im feelin horny

Kissing is a habbit
Fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guy says he loves you
you believe its true
your stomache starts to swell
he says, Fuck you
1 hour of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never would have happened
If the rubber had not torn

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in love but not with you
when we broke up you thought i cried but all i did was another guy
you told your friends I was a trick
and I told mine you had a weak dick
i told you i loved you you thought it was true well guess what playa you got played too!!!

When your a Teenage Girl
Your friends are more important than your family
Boyfriends are a major priority
It takes hours to get ready even to go to someplace stupid because your afraid you'll see someone you know
You sneak out to meet a friend or a guy
You start to become irritated over little things (P.M.S!)
You whine about guys to everyone
You are embarrassed to go to the mall with your parents
You beg your parents for money
You know what the “BASES” are, and u have been to some
You find the real "use' of a basement and a bedroom window
You go to parties
You need new clothes all the time
You go for “walks" to find guys
You'll do just about anything for attention

Splish splash waterbed
all the gurls givin head
red white and blue r colors r true
live on
rock~n~roll
speed weed birth control
peace pot taquilla shot
jesus loves me stoned or not
forget bout our grades
trowin our lives away
thinkin were kwel skippin school
so we can go get high
cuz were the class of
two ten

wen i 1st saw u, i was scared 2 talk 2 u
wen i 1st talked 2 u, i was scared 2 kiss u
wen i 1st kissed u, i was scared 2 luv u
nw dat i luv u im scared 2 loose u!

dnt h8 da playa h8 da game!

jus remember:-
*sex is like pringles once u pop the fun don't stop*
and:-
LIFE IS A DICK WHEN IT GETS HARD FUCK IT!!!!!!!

Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings horses
and all the kings men bent the bitch over
and fucked her again

lil miss muffet
sat on a tuffet
wit a dildo da size of her arm
along came a nigga
hu's cock was much bigga
n did her sum perminant harm!

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me, Beat me, Bite me,
Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly, if you kiss me,
dont be sassy, Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue
...so open up your mouth
And close your eyes
And give your tongue some exercise

roses r red, nuts r brown, skirts r up, pants r down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, when its stiff, stick it in.


Female to Male Translation

What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry right now!?"

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forget her pill and now they have a son

What would you do to me if we were stuck alone together in an elevator for an hour?:

Age: 20Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 11Day of birth: 5

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: United Kingdom-Northern Ireland

Exact place of living: none of ur business!!!!

Known languages
EnglishFrench

Music
hip hoppoprap
rock

Other interests
animalsbookscats
chasing the preferred sexdancingdisco
dogsdrinkseating
fashionfilmgambling
partysingingshopping

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal


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