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I'm a really good friend if you need help i will try to help you and i like having fun and exploring new things.
If there is anything else you want to know about me you are welcome to ask.
WOULD U......
1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anyw
here?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Sing car kareoke w/ me?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
16. Do you like my style?
17. Do you think im funny?
18. Do you care about me?
19. Would you dance with me?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?
If I were to show up at your house at 1 am. Would you...? (message me answers)
1. fuck me?
2. go down on me?
3. finger me/give handjob?
4. make out?
5. nothing?
6. hang out?
7. tell me to go away?
8. cuddle?
9. smoke with me?
10. drink with me?
11. sleep with me?
12. ask me out?
13. make the first move?
14. watch a movie with me?
15. make me a midnight snack?
16. take a shower with me?
17. let me take control of you?
18. let me tie you up and let me be the boss?
19. tie me up and be the boss?
OK YOU SO NEED TO ANSWER THIS!!!]
[GIVE ME A NUMBER!!
You can pick more than one..
1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i dont know you?
20= i want you in my life
Afterwards, repost it and see what number people will give you]
everyone go here http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1101010466mnt
answer this new set of questions please
[1. Who are you? ]
[2. Are we friends?]
[3. When and how did we meet?]
[4. Do you have a crush on me?]
[5. Would you kiss me?]
[6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.]
[7. Describe me in one word.]
[8. What was your first impression?]
[9. Do you still think that way about me?]
[10. What reminds you of me?]
[11. If you could give me anything what would it be?]
[12. How well do you know me?]
[13. When's the last time you saw me?]
[14. have you ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?]
methods of love....
*kiss on the forehead ------------ "forever you will be mine"
*kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"
*kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
*kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
*kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
*kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you"
*kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
*holding hands--------------------"we can learn to love each other"
*a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"
*slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"
*playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
*holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
*looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
*playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
*arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"
*laughing while kissing-------"i am completley comfortable with you"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
[REAL FRIENDS]: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
[REAL FRIENDS]: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
[REAL FRIENDS]: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
[REAL FRIENDS]: cry with you
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
[REAL FRIENDS]: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
[REAL FRIENDS]: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
[REAL FRIENDS]: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
[REAL FRIENDS]: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
[REAL FRIENDS]: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
[REAL FRIENDS]: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
[REAL FRIENDS]: Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would ignore this
[REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it]
The Stonerz Pledge;
[peace,pot, tequilla shot,
jesus loves us stoned or not,
sex,drugs,rock&roll,
speed,weed and birth control,
lifes a bitch than you die,
fuck the wolrd lets get high.
we are stonerz we have class
mess wit us well kick your ass.
so to all u preps who think your cool,
GO TO HELL CAUSE STONERZ RULE!
B- fun when it comes to meeting new people.
E- you have a nice ass.
A- Damn good in bed.
T -You are one of the best in bed.
R- People think you are so sexy.
I- You have a big warm heart.
C- you believe in love
E- you have a nice ass.
G- Love is something you deeply believe in.
O- You love foreplay
N- One of the best in bed.
Z- you are really a closet gay
A- Damn good in bed.
L- You have a nice ass.
E- you have a nice ass.
Z- you are really a closet gay
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A- Damn good in bed.
B- fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- you believe in love
D- You have trouble trusting people.
E- you have a nice ass.
F- People totally adore you
G- Love is something you deeply believe in.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- You have a big warm heart.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L- You have a nice ass.
M- You never let ppl tell you what to do
N- One of the best in bed.
O- You love foreplay
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- People think you are so sexy.
S-You have a big heart
T -You are one of the best in bed.
U- You are really layed back.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded
X- Success comes easily to you
Y- One of the hardest gangsters alive
Z- you are really a closet gay
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A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism
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Quizzies
(x) means I have done it.
(x) I have been drunk
(x) I have smoked weed
(x) I have kissed someone of the opposite sex
(x) I have kissed someone of the same sex
( ) I have crashed a friends car
( ) I have been to Japan
( ) I have ridden in a taxi
( ) I have had anal sex
(x) I have been in love
(x) I have had sex
(x) I have had sex in public
(x) I have been dumped
(x) I have shoplifted
( ) I have been fired
(x) I have been in a fist fight
( ) I have had a threesome
(x) I have snuck out of my parents house
( ) I have been tied up (sexually)
( ) I have pissed on myself
(x) I have had sex with someone of the same sex
( ) I have been arrested
( ) I have made out with a stranger
( ) I have stolen something from my job or school
( ) I have been on a blind date
(x) I have lied to a friend
( ) I have had a crush on a teacher
(x) I have skipped school
( ) I have been sky diving
( ) I have been dumspter diving
(x) I have walked in on friends having sex
( ) I have walked in on my parents having sex
( ) I have been caught having sex
(x) I have lied to cover my own ass
(x) I have cut someone and made them bleed
( ) I have told someone I loved them and didn't mean it.
(x) I have egged a random car
( ) I have been to a different country
( ) I have been in the backseat of a policecar
(x) I have egged a random house
( ) I have been expelled/suspended
( ) I have cheated on my boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) I have been wanted by the police
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