I am a dumb ass. If you wont to know why just ask me. If u do u will hear some funny shit and some dumb shit. I am 16 and I need up trying things that I know I cant do yet. Like I cant skate board but i whent down a ram any way i fell on my ass. I tried it agin that time I went down on my side and skidded all the way down the incline. I have blew up bottles at my school. The dumb part of me u just reed now for the funny part. I asked one of my teachers if I could f his car. I have put rats in the cars of people that i do not like, that was funny! I have a girlfriend. Her name is Hattie Ware. I love her. She is one of the only person who will put up with me. Her mom is nice, the only thing is she sed that if I mess up she will kill me with her bat. She scares me. come on there sould be dumb and funny point to.this is a joke. Ok this man just got out the army. All he had was the clothes he was wearing and a five dollar bill. He went to a pimp and asked what he could get. The pimp sed he did not have any thing that cheep than the solder stared telling him how he went to war for him and the country. Then the pimp sed ok give me the five and go to the last door on the right of the 3ed floor. He went up there and there was a girl there name sally. She was about 300. Thay started to go and solder sed this is the worst sex i have ever had it feels like fucking sand paper, can you do some thing about it. She goes in the bath room for a little and comes out. Thay start going agin. He pulls out and busts all over her face. He sed that was the best sex i have ever had what did you do? She says i pick off the saps and let the puss run out.