Hi
I'm Silly Sarah
Idk why people think i'm silly
I'm just a person
who can do basically everything everyone else
can doo..
only i rock your socks so don't worry about it.
If you think i'm a dumb blonde your retarted cuz i'll show you one if you really wanna meet one. so yeah anyways my friends are the best ever
they're always there for me i love making new ones cuz anyone i meet has to be az crazy as me and they usually are ^-^
so yeah leave love not hate cuz that's no way to apresheate (lmao i can't spell.. LIKE YOUR MOM!) but yesh talk to me. Ugh i got bored after a while and wanted to write more... cuz idk yesh. KK soo... Talk to the hotdog it can read your mind it's a frisky feeling that is so delicouse, happy happy bunny, happy happy bunny, grandma go to hawaii, go go dancing lobster, go go pretty sunshine, i just got this lowsey t-shirt it sayyy... i'm to drunk to f clap clap k, it sayyy.. i'm with stupid i'm with stupid, duh dun duh duh dun da, peace! :]]
yesh your jellouse you lucky basterd you. ahhahhahahaha Mario is gunna get a kick in the gut outta this. DUDE!! one time i told my friend named jessica that i was born in like Africa or something like that but i put jk really small after that and she thought that i was really born there still! lmfao. OK YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT EVERYONE HAS PMS SOMETIMES!! SO DON'T BLEED YOUR BLOOD ON ME WHEN YOUR NOT PREPAIRED YOU OLD MAN WITH THE SOCK IN YOUR MOUTH THAT HAS JUST A LIL DINGLE BALL OF FUZZY SHIT ON IT.
Ahhh good times good times.. Why does panocio have to eat humans to become one? i mean couldn't he just eat like a cat and just become half cat woodlike thingy i mean that's what he was rased like so he doesn't need to be telling lies and having his noes grow cuz that's like an erection to him..
ok enough about that.. yesh..
so idk la la la la and nither does your dad after last night OHHHH!!

FUNNY ASS SAYINGS XDD


*If cows laugh hard.. does milk come out their nose?

*If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

*Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

*If a word is mispelled in the dictionary, is it mispelled?

*And if it is mispelled how would we know?

*Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

*Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

*Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

*"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a complement? Since when are buttons cute?

*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

*Isn't Disney World just a people trap opperated by a mouse?

*Can you get cornered in a round room?

*Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but it's ok to use a handicap toilet?

*Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky part on an evelope taste like chocolate?

*Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' which means many in latin and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

*If a turtle doesn't have a shell.. is it homless or naked?

*Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the special olympics?

*Most mothers feed babies with spoons or forks.. What do chinese people use? Toothpicks?

*If olive oil comes from olives... where does baby oil come from?

*Strangers have the best candy

*Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

*Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, then you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes

*When the blind leadith the blind get outta the way.

*I'm not littering.. i'm donating to the earth.

*By one for the price of two and get the second one free!

*How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.

*If two wrongs don't make a right then try 3.

*The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'.

*Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slaming a revolving door.

*If your too open-minded your brian will fall out.

*He's not dead.. he's electroencephalographically challenged.

*Apparentally, 1 in 5 people are chinese.. and i have 5 people in my family.. so it's either my mom or my dad.. or my older brother colin.. or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu... but i think it's colin.










things 2 do in an elevator...






1. Make racecar noises when people get on and off.
3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just SHUT UP!"
4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
21. Meow occasionally.
22. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
23. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
26. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
28. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."



Deep Thoughts

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

☆Dont cry cause its over...
smile cause it happened


☆death is lifes way of saying ur fired


☆Trust takes years to build...
but seconds to shatter


☆is ur reffrigerator running...
well u betta go catch it


☆If at first you dont sucseed...
faliure might be ur thing


☆smile...
it confuses ppl


☆never look down on anyone...
unless ur helping them up


☆If u ask a stupid question...
you'll get a stupid answer


☆You laugh cause i'm different...
i laugh cause ur all the same


☆Dont follow in my footsteps...
i run into walls


☆It's cute how you think im listening


☆If practice makes perfect...
and no ones perfect...
why practice


☆i hear voices...
and they DONT lyk you


☆Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


☆Im not a vegetarnian because i love animals...
im a vegetarian because i hate plants