Hi, I'm Daniel I am of the male orientation, i came with two legs, some arms again 2 of them, eyes, mouth, ears you know the usual stuff oh and a brain so talk to me like i have one. Also i went to school and learned English in my English lessons and not some shitty more modern hip language devoid of vowels because apparently the one we had was inadequate, so if you message me in some form of text language or another devised by the scrotrum of LUCIFER himself i will most likely tell you fuck off, munch on my crunchies and stick your finger in your ass in the hope of reaching orgasm through prostate stimulation whilst listenning to my sister murder a cat vocally with the help of whatever personality devoid freak they have pop idol this week re-singing 'a moment like this' for the 100th FUCKING time with techno backing music.

Also if you message me I don't mind a small 'hi, how you doing' but if i grace your message box with a reply i expect more than just a few words in return. I simply abhor just the word 'lol' or 'ok' in replies its like ok, how the fuck am i gonna reply to that because i assume you want one, hmm?

A Survey says that 94 percent of teenagers will post stupid shit talking about surveys while no one really gives a fuck, it also suggests that others will copy the survey and post it in there description. Wow for non-conformists you guys sure as hell are conforming to a trend and its not even a good one the last time a good trend came out "America" still won wars against half decent unambiguous enemies and not these wishy washy wars where they run into a developing country stamp all over them and run out again declaring victory around the time the population has to start eating their own dead.



Few things about me:

I don't like Playstation 3's, don't assume this hate is irrational, i have real reasons for not liking them, it's a stupid console which isn't really viable as a gaming platform. It might be more advanced than the xbox360 which it is, this doesn't make it a better console. Just like how you can have a really fast car it doesn't make it a good car.

I don't like religion. I don't like the way it works, it is an excellent idea. It has an excellent premise but it's gone to far and people need to tone it back. Faith in something is good, religion isn't. I actually wrote a good argument about it but i cba to go find it.

I also dislike guys in general we're all a big bunch of idiots and yes i realise I'm a guy too and I'm an idiot. Some of us are cool though like my friends.

Stupidity amuses me xD.

One final thing. I am awesome. You should message me i am nothing like anyone you will have ever have talked to before.


Yes i have no life.

Me being a retard at some sheep xD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzE_4dhkDEI
Me and [Ricochet] at alton towers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtmXKQiOqpk

DEBATE WIKI
VVVVVVVVVV

waxing lyrical

Tis cool check it out :D


Bands or folk i like:

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Snow Patrol
The Feeling
My Chemical Romance
The Hoosiers
The Killers
The Blanks
REM
I'm afraid to say Mika
Martin O' Donnell - He's a composer but his stuff still rocks.
Kaiser Chiefs


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I was really bored

START: (x= yes, _= no)
(x) snuck out of the house?
(x) gotten lost in your city?
(_) saw a shooting star?
(_) had serious surgery?
(x) gone out in public in your pajamas?
(x) kissed a stranger?
(x) hugged a stranger?
(_) been arrested?
(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose?
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator?
(_) jumped up and down in the elevator to get stuck?
(x) swore at your parents?
(x) been in love?
(x) been close to love?
(x) been to a casino?
(_) been skydiving?
(x) broken a bone?
(_) been high?
(x) been drunk?
(x) skipped school?
(x) flashed someone?
(x) gotten in a fist fight?
(_) been suspended?
(_) had anger management?
(x) done the splits?
(_) played spin the bottle?
(x) gotten stitches?
(_) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?
(x) bitten someone?
(x) made someone bleed?
(_) been to Niagara Falls?
(x) gotten the chicken pox?
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex?
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed into someones car?
(_) been to Japan?
(x) ridden in a taxi?
(x) Been dumped?
(_) had a crush on someone of the same sex?
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
(_) gone on a blind date?
(x) lied to a friend?
(x) had a crush on a teacher?
(_) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans?
(x) been to Europe?
(_) slept with a co-worker?
(_) been to Africa?
(x) Driven over 400 miles in one day?
(_) Been to Canada?
(_) Been to Mexico?
(x) Been on a plane?
(_) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
(x) Thrown up in a bar?
(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?
(x) Eaten Sushi?
(x) Been skiing/snowboarding?
(x) Met someone in person from the internet?
(x) Cheated on a test?
(x) lost a child?
(_) done hard drugs?
(_) tried killing yourself?
(x) fired a gun?
(x) purposely hurt yourself?
(x) taken painkillers?
(x) seen someone? whatever that means.
(x) had a friend die?
(x) love someone or miss someone right now

Fill it out, i would like to know what you think of me.



I do have msn but, if you want my addy you should have read here earlier when i had it posted and no one fucking added me at all, you big bunch of llama shit eating wank tards. You should still ask though.

I really like the shows:/center>

Top Gear,
Family Guy,
Heroes,
Smallville,
ER,
Some Anime I like Tenchi Muyo/Universe, Digimon, DBZ, Sailor Moon etc,
Friends,
Scrubs.


Anime:

Tenchi Muyo/Universe,
Digimon,
DBZ,
Mobile Suit: Gundam Wing
Sailor Moon,
Naruto/Shippuden.


They all rule if you dis them i'll lay on the floor and suck my thumb whilst crying, no one likes to see a grown guy cry, you've been warned the same goes for the rest of the things down here. I mean it i know people and they will kill you with knifes and pelicans XD. Also in better news if you like some of these things aswell feel free to message me about them and we can wax on their finer points :D

I like these books:

The Artemis Fowl series,
The Keys to the Kingdom series,
The Power of Five series,
The Alex Rider series,
The Harry Potter series,
The Inheritance cycle - Eragon and Eldest thus far,
The Hobbit,
The Simirillion including the other books in there,
Of course The Lord of the Rings series,
The Divide Series,
The Da Vinci Code,
Angels and Demons,
Deception Point,
Digital Fortress,
Cross Bones,
I am a geek and as such love the Guinness World Record books cos i love reading them each year,
Last but not least The Most excellent Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Films and what not:

V for Vendetta
The Transporter
The Lord of the Rings films
Hornblower made for TV movies
Sharpe made for TV movies
Transformers
Most Adam Sandler movies
National Lampoons Animal House
American Pie 1,2 and 3
Hoodwinked

The Games:

Bioshock
Counter Strike Source
Halo 1,2 and 3
Tomb Raider: Legend,
Far Cry 2
GTA 3, Vice City, San Andreas and GTA IV
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Forza Motorsport 1 and 2
Quake 2 & 4
Portal
Mass Effect
Half Life 2, Episode 1 and Episode 2.
Doom 1 and 2
Sonic 1, 2, 3 - The Originals and Adventure
Zelda Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask and Phantom Hourglass
F.E.A.R
Dead Space
Crackdown
Saints Row
Just Cause
Empire Earth
Assassin's Creed

WIKI'S BITCHES


Me and me place
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