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Payton's Mommy (Is Horny)

Member #50370 created: 2007-11-24 01:59:23Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/50370   

Name: MeggieMoo

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My Babyygirl Payton:)

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Sexy Mee:) LOL

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Description:
hi! my name is megan or u cann call mee MeggieMoo or Meggers i dont really care:) i love to hangout with my friends and family, go to the movies and listenin to music,and flirting with guys, And i havee a wonderful babygirl her namee is Payton she's 7 months old:) so dont bee scard to write mee i lovee whenn ppl writes mee:)And send mee a friend add if ya want to
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LAYER ONE
-Name: Megan Marie Ressler
-nickname: Megs
-Birthdate: 05/12/87
-Birthplace: Battle Creek
-Eye Colour: Hazel
-Hair Color: Brown
-Height: 5'8
-Righty or Lefty: Righty
-Zodiac Sign: Taurus

LAYER TWO
-Your weakness: chocolate
-Your fears: being alone
-Your perfect pizza: pepperoni
-Goal you'd like to achieve:idk

LAYER THREE
-Your most overused phrase on Messenger: idk
-Your thoughts first waking up: Time To Go Back To Bed
-Your best physical feature:my eyes
-Your bedtime: when ever i fall asleep
-Your most missed memory: idk

LAYER FOUR
-Pepsi or Coke: SPRITE
-McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's!!!
-Single or group dates: single
-Adidas or Nike: Adidas
-Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino!

LAYER FIVE
-Smoke: no
-Sing: yes
-Take a shower everyday: yes
-Have a crush(es): no
-Do you think you've been in love: no
-Want to go to college: no
-Like high school:no
-Want to get married: yes
-Believe in yourself: yes!
-Get motion sickness: No
-Think you're a health freak: no
-Get along with your parents: yes
-Like thunderstorms: yes
-Play an instrument: no

LAYER SIX :
In the past month Have you:
-Done a drug:no
-Made Out:no
-Gone on a date:no
-Gone to the mall: yes
-Eaten an entire box of Jaffa cakes: no
-Eaten sushi: no
-Been on stage: no
-Gone skating: no
-Made homemade cookies: no
-Gone skinny dipping: no
-Dyed your hair: no
-Stolen anything: no

LAYER SEVEN:
Ever..
-Played a game that required removal of clothing:no
-Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:no
-Been caught "doing something": yes
-Been called a tease: no
-Gotten beaten up: no
-Shoplifted: no
-Changed who you were to fit in:no

LAYER EIGHT
-Age you hope to be married: idk
-Numbers and Names of Children: 3
-Describe your dream wedding:idk
-How do you want to die: idk
-Where you want to go to college: i dont want to go to college
-What do you want to be when you grow up: idk
-What country would you most like to visit: idk

LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl.
-Best eye color?: Hazel, brown or blue
-Best hair color?: brown, blonde
-Short or long hair: Short
-Height: same height or taller than me
-Best weight: dont care
-Best articles of clothing:idk
-Best first date location: movie and dinner

LAYER TEN
-Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
-Number of people I could trust with my life:4
-Number of CDs that I own: too many to count
-Number of piercings: my ears
-Number of tattoos: 0
-Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: 0
-Number of scars on my body: 0
-Number of things in my past that I regret: none
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HOW TO TREAT A GIRL!!!
*1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)
*2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
*3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
*4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
*5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day.
*6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
*7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
*8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
*9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
*10 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
*11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
*12 . Play with her hair.
*13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
*14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
*15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
*16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her.
*17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
*18. Carve your names into a tree.
*19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
*20 . Give her piggyback rides.
*21 . Bring her flowers just because.
*22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
*23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
*24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
*25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
*26 . Kiss her in the rain.
*27 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.]
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FUNNY SEX JOKE!

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.


The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!




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A- Damn good in bed.
B- fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- you believe in love.
D- You have trouble trusting people.
E- you have a nice ass.
F- People totally adore you.
G- Love is something you deeply believe in.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- You have a big warm heart.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things.
L- You have a nice ass.
M- You never let ppl tell you what to do.
N- One of the best in bed.
O- You love foreplay.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- People think you are so sexy.
S-You have a big heart.
T -You are one of the best in bed.
U- You are really layed back.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- Success comes easily to you.
Y- One of the hardest gangsters alive.
Z- you are really a closet gay.


GIVE ME A NUMBER!!
You can pick more than one..

1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i dont know you?
20= i want you in my life


Am I attractive?
[] Gorgeous [] Hott []Cutie [] Average [] Okay [] Ugly As ####!
Name three things you would like to do to me...
1.
2.
3.

I look like..
[] A Player [] One Night Stand [] Next Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[] A Friend [] A friend With Benefits [] A Possibility

If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Heck Yeah [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Heck No

Would you rather..
[] Hook Up With Me [] Cuddle With Me
[] Date Me [] Friends [] Friends With Benefits

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [ ] 9 [] 10

What would you want me to be to you?
[] Friend [] A Possible Girlfriend/Boyfriend
[] Friend With Benefits [] Husband/Wife


1.Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3.When and how did we meet?

4. Do you have a crush on me?

5. Would you kiss me?

6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

7. Describe me in one word.

8. What was your first impression?

9. Do you still think that way about me now?

10. What reminds you of me?

11. If you could give me anything what would it be?

12. How well do you know me?

13. When's the last time you saw me?

14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

15. Did you message me just because of how i look?

16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?

17. Do you smoke?

18. Could you keep a secret?

19. What's your fav color?

20. Would You ever date me?

21.Do you think im hott?

22. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?




IF WE HAD SEX.... (Reply in a message and Repost so others can fill it out)

1. Would you be in control?


3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear?


4. Would you talk dirty to me?


5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?


6. Would you go down on me?


7. Would you give me a hickie?


8. How many rounds would we go?


9. What would you wanna do afterwards?


10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me?


11. Would you lick and bite me all over?


12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point?


13. Would you take ur time if I told you to?


14. Would u fall asleep when we were done?


15. Would u want to go fast or slow?


16. Where would u wanna "do it" at?


17. Would u be loud or quiet?


18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm?


19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you?


20. WOULD U FUCK TODAY?


Age: 20Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 5Day of birth: 12

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Known languages
English

Music
countryhip hoppop
rap

Other interests
animalscookingcybersex
dancingdogsdrinks
eatingpartysinging
soapoperasshoppingtravelling

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: big breasted


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