I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Juggalo Society, And To The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!!
Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one you fuck with all we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and dont say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Wicked Clowns and all they stand for, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes stand firm and always be ready.
Our Father of Shangri-La Hallowed be thy name If the world turns over save me From Thy fiery rain Keep me pure Keep me clean As the lotus grows I ask you for forgiveness Save me from the crows
"Juggalo Family"
[
Violent J:]
"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless"
[
Blaze Ya Dead Homie:]
I gots love for my homies, members of the Lotus
United we stand, squashing all deadly forces
Been to hell, could of spent eternity there
All the bad shit I've done, I should still be there
Juggalos can ya feel me, feel me, worldwide, worldwide
Running with the hatchet straight out the Lotus Pod
Always got your back till end screaming juggalos
Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go
[
Monoxide Child:]
So many people in the matrix die alone, hey
Not me, my soul belongs to juggalos, they
Keep me going when I'm down and out
I pick up the phone drop them a line and here them shout
Saying Twiztid is the shit, and I'm down with the clown
Dark Lotus for life until I'm dead in the ground!
I give a shout to all my homies and killers who keep me started
All my juggalos always representing for the departed
[
Chorus:]
Mass murder makes me happy!
Dead bodies make me happy!
Say what you will of me!
I'll always have juggalo family!
Mass murder makes me happy!
Dead bodies make me happy!
Say what you will of me!
I'll always have juggalo family!
[
Shaggy 2 Dope:]
6 individuals pedals fall from 1 stem
Who try to run away and not follow any trends, with no friends
Cause we ascend from the same dirt, filth, grit, and grime
Make your mind, juggalo minds to crush mainstream shines
Whats yours is mine it was mines is yours
Let the wagons of the Dark Carnival show you different worlds
Any hoes front a juggalos or the hatchet
Tell them to come suck on your dick, we psychopathic!
[
Jamie Madrox:]
All my life I've been living it all alone
I'm like a king with no people and no crown or a throne
And what I'm speaking on is what I'm feeling like
Do you know what it's like to feel the warmth of the sunlight
I'd really like to know cause I've been chilling in the dark
For so many years that I question love in my heart
And I hate everyone, and I hate everything
Except for all the juggalos and the love that they bring!
[
Chorus]
[
Mars:]
Let me get your ear
I'm gonna make myself clear
Its the L family
Juggalos right here
You can take away my mike
You can take away this life
But the love that we got
It ain't never gonna stop
Were eternal
Past the servant bullshit
Dogs on another level
Can you feel this
It's twisted Blaze and ICP
And if your fucking with my dogs
Boy you D I E.
[
Violent J:]
If it wasn't for Shaggy my shirt would still be baggy
I wouldn't be fat, I'd still be hungry and crabby
We used to buy our own records at the stores
So they would think it's a hot seller, and order more
But we built a team of same killers with the same dream
But we couldn't reach the top, we'd stay B level like Charlie Sheen
We finally realized we will always have the juggalos
I'll never give another second, to the mother hoes!
[
Chorus x3]
Lotus!!!
Lotus!!! Lotus!!! Lotus!!! Lotus!!!
"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans And i said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless"
[
Chorus x2 repeats and fades out until song ends]
SIXX:A.M.
"Life Is Beautiful"
You can't quit until you try
You can't live until you die
You can't learn to tell the truth
Until you learn to lie
You can't breathe until you choke
You gotta laugh when you're the joke
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?
I know some things that you don't
I've done things that you won't
There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
I was waiting for my hearse
What came next was so much worse
It took a funeral to make me feel alive
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?
Alive...
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?
arms of sorrow
by killswitch engage
Imprisoned, inside this mind
hiding behind the empty smiles
so simple (delinquish)
isn't much made
crawling back into the dark
running, always running, into the distance
stop me before I bleed, again
the echos of my voice
follow me down
the shadows I cast
follow me down
deeper i'm falling
into the arms of sorrow
building decending
into the arms of sorrow
there must be serenity
the echos of my voice
follow me down
the shadows I cast
follow me down
deeper i'm falling
into the arms of sorrow
building decending
into the arms of sorrow
the demons of my own design
this horror not remain
deeper i'm falling
into the arms of sorrow
building decending
into the arms of sorrow
there must be serenity
there must be deleverance
deeper i'm falling
building decending
i wrote this but i but yeah it sux i can do better i think.........
..
locked inside its little shell
no one knows, no one tells
plans of singing out hells bells
with the child i love well
a slice of heaven, a slice of hell
guilt gives of a shitty smell
amercian distortion, fuck an abortion
amercian distortion, fuck an abortion
amercian distortion, fuck an abortion
amercian distortion, fuck an abortion
said a shrink, in mink, tries to clog the sink
a pleague, of red, in a big black trash bag
what the fuck is wrong, if you didnt want a kid
you should've been a fag
or fucked on her rag
amercian distortion, fuck an abortion
amercian distortion, fuck an abortion
amercian distortion, fuck an abortion
yeah you fucked with my head,
when you said it was born dead,
when all you had to do was spread your legs in bed
for nine months i fed, on all the shit you said
now all i want, is out of this dread
amercian distortion, fuck an abortion
amercian distortion, fuck an abortion
amercian distortion, fuck an abortion
amercian distortion, fuck an abortion
as writtin by
william price
[Month One
Mummy, I am only 8 inches long.
I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mummy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
Mummy, you know what?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mummy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head, curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
Mummy, you went to the doctor today.
He lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mummy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy...what is abortion?
Month Six
Mummy, I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mummy what is it?
It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
MUMMY!
Help me!
Month Seven
Mummy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mummy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
*One more heart that was stopped.
* One more mouth that will never speak.
* Two more eyes that will never see.
* Two more hands that will never touch.
* Two more legs that will never run.
If you're against abortion, repost this.]
w-You are very broad minded
i-You have a big warm heart
l-You have a nice ass.
l-You have a nice ass.
i-You have a big warm heart
a-Damn good in bed
m-You never let ppl tell you what to do
A- Damn good in bed.
B- fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- you believe in love
D- You have trouble trusting people.
E- you have a nice ass.
F- People totally adore you
G- Love is something you deeply believe in.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- You have a big warm heart.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L- You have a nice ass.
M- You never let ppl tell you what to do
N- One of the best in bed.
O- You love foreplay
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- People think you are so sexy.
S-You have a big heart
T -You are one of the best in bed.
U- You are really layed back.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded
X- Success comes easily to you
Y- One of the hardest gangsters alive
Z- you are really a closet gay
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
