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Agent Smith (OMG I'm on fire... again.)
Name: Agent Smith
Ooooo look at me... wait no don't look at me... that disturbs me.
Description:
What you think of me. I am not your friend. Stop reading my description, not like it's gonna say something exciting and new that you would find interesting... still reading...???.
.. ok I might as well entertain you... wait no, I shouldn't have to do that.
This does not mean I am a nice person...
This also means I don't put up with crap.
I also love Jesus, cause hes better than you, plus he wears robes and holds little lambys. If you don't like robes or lambys, then your gay, and I don't care.
DragonForce sucks... even Jesus agrees.
Do not spam your anti-me crap cause you disapprove of me. If you are offended, then simply GTFO and go tell your toilet how much your emotions are hurt, cause I sure as hell don't want your emo-spams on my internets. Thats gay-terrorism fur faggotry. I don't support that, cause it's a not nice thing to do, and old people always tell me that.
If you don't like me, then I am obviously doing a good job at what I do best. If you do, it's cause your being ignorant. Don't be ignorant, that won't give you and free poptarts.
If you haven't noticed by now, I am an asshole.
If I do get hate spam, it is actually entertaining. Don't think you can hurt or disturb me with your spittle. I feed off that crap. If you truly hate me, don't feed me then.
I fucking hate Greg. You do not know who Greg is. He told me he is the reason bad things happen in the world and he is the stereotype save-the-day indestructible super man complexed Neo wannabe average bull shit you find sitting in his basement fapping to fur porn with his 6 foot foam larp sword of +1 Faggotry bonus. He is like alot of you other stupid fuckers that think you will go dodge bullets and eat nails today. Isn't that some funny shit? I know it isn't...
I play guitar. Do not challenge me, it only means you fear I am better than you. It's ok though, I appreciate the fear.
I am not writing this description for your reading entertainment. If you have read this far, something is dearly wrong.
Gender: male
Place of living: Travelling around
Exact place of living: In the eons
Music
alternative | classical | folk music |
heavy metal | opera | progressive metal |
rock |
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Other interests
animals | art | boardgames |
books | card games | cars |
cats | cooking | crime stories |
dogs | eating | electronics |
fantasy | film | hunting |
party | poetry | religion |
role playing | scifi | theatre |
writing |
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Civil status: single