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Wheezel (Drowning my sorrows in brownies and the Doors.)

Member #54201 created: 2009-06-26 00:28:15Simple URL:   

Name: Nik Newell


Jesus eyes!


Black hairs!

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All hail the mighty Assholefacebear!

I'm full of things that taste good.
I'm sure I have organs in there somewhere, too.
I do it all for the pony!

I've done an about me page on so many websites at this point, it's getting rather old, and I find myself unable to summon the mental effort to make a new one here.
So, I've got a better idea for something different here.
I'd like to arrange my description sort of like the way books are described now a days: With a series of one-line reviews that may or may not actually tell you anything about the book.
So, I'm now taking one line reviews. Let me now if you've got one, and if I like it, I'll put it up here.
If you don't know enough to make one, get to know me.

"Nik is so old, he remembers the first time the '80s sucked. Silly Scene kids." - Zzyzx

"What if you were God's gift to women, but no one could see you?" - Kyla

"Nik: The one who loves Happy Hardcore music." - Tweety

"So super carbonated, he'll make your eyebrows sizzle!" - Lindsay

I spend most of my time on MSN.
Get all messagey at my face if you wanna talk about stuffs.

Oh, and if you're into aggresive electronic music, check out my stuff at
I figure I should probably do a little bit of self advertising if I want any sort of exposure.

Since apparently every one wants to know what my taste in music is an advance, I'll just hit shuffle on iTunes and give the first 15 musical acts that pop up, no matter how oddball or embarassing.
1. Dope Stars, Inc.
2. Fleetwood Mac
3. Bush
4. Nine Inch Nails
5. Coal Chamber
6. Darren Styles
7. Deftones
8. The Doors
9. Action Action
10. Lacuna Coil
11. The Mars Volta
12. Icon of Coil
13. Carcass
14. Celtic Frost
15. Hilary Duff

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Age: 23Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 6Day of birth: 2

Gender: male

What do you do?: Being lazy

Place of living: USA-Wisconsin

Exact place of living: Oshkosh

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Favorite URL:

Skype Username: nik.newell

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

gothgrungeheavy metal
progressive metalreggaerock

Other interests
card gamescarscats
chasing the preferred sexchesscooking
role playingscifislacking

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 168

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