Hi! My name's Chantal.
I'm sarcastic and I laugh at everything.



Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession

I go to vegas, Cali, and do whatever I want whenever i want! I have fun, I drink, I flirt, I dance and I have with the girls!!!

"That brown haired girl didn't win because her boobs aren't big enough." -Thanks for the bachelor insight dad

Karen: I tried teleporting the other night. It didn't work. I'll just catch a jet plane to see you lover.

too legit too quit
City of Sin and Asses
Graduation!
Halloween rawr
Soccer Fun!!
It's not a donkey......it's a bull
Spring...let the games begin!
wait..did you just say janky?
Wait...that's not a real mustauche?
wanna be my lover
Montana! Our shirts finally make sense!
What’s your name? Chantal. I mean Kirsten FUCK
You love it
Scene from a memory
4th of Jully
Malakay
A night downtown
Your hands are towels
chicken porn blood crips wtf
Bayers Bday Bash
Personality matters..if he still has a 6 pack
odds and ends
Karen do you want your face to stay like that


From Alisha
(617): you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again

(706): Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number

(805): I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.

<center>(202): I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later

(410): I knew I liked you

(651): my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego

(705): never. drinking. again.
(1-705): lets not get ahead of ourselves.

(610): just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...

(631): I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...

(917): i puked in the mini-firdge
(201): we don't have a mini-fridge?
(917): bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
*FYI Chantal…this is sooo something you would do! Love you Chica!

My friends...ha

(805): He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
(949): How do you have pretend sex?
(805): It was bad...so it was pretend

(951): Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
(949): Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
(949): Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?

(949): just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
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Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.



1. I wish I either looked black or Spanish so one of my names would make sense.

2. My dad's name is Sergio and that makes me feel very cultural.

3. I love the fact that I was the mascot (dolphin) in high school even though I've been told not to tell people because its embarrassing.

4. I could watch reality television for days without feeling useless or unaccomplished...some of my favorites include: Rock of Love Bus, Bromance, Real World, Shot at Love, and Tool Academy.

5. I secretly named my dog Brody after Brody Jenner but I don't admit that because that really IS embarrassing.

6. I used to want get married, have six kids and to open a bakery when I grew up until my parents got a divorce and now I don't believe in love/marriage and if I have kids I want each to have a different father of a different ethnicity.

7. I have always wanted to get in a fist fight with a chick, but when it comes down to it, I'm scared I would pussy out and run away.

8. If you interrupt me while I'm explaining rules to a game I will get mad and refuse to continue the explanation.

9. I never drank this much until I got to UCSB...or worn this "slutty" of clothing either. I put "slutty" in quotes because I still don't think my dresses are that short even though I hear they are by EVERYONE (I have long legs OK thank).

10. I used to be really competitive (even more than now)...like make my friends cry when they sucked when playing a "friendly" game of beach volleyball.

11. If Brody was a human I would hit on him and probably get rejected cuz in
my mind he is a black football player in a hot fraternity (where does he have time for all that when he is going to be a doctor?).

12. In high school a friend wanted to make out with this guy so I wrote her move by move directions to perform at the next party to get him...she ended up hooking up with him :)

13. I WOULD hit on Obama....I would just be REALLY nervous.

14. The first thing I look for in the opposite sex is their smile since I had braces
for what felt like 23423 years yet my teeth still aren't good enough for me.

15. I hate the OC stereotype but I loved living there and would go back in a heartbeat even though SB is really legit too.

16. My goal in life is to be on a reality show...maybe one of the more classy ones like real world or road rules (if that show is still airing).

17. I have somehow become the designated drunk friend...maybe I just need to hang out with people who like to have a little more fun or like to talk to cops when they are blacked out.

18. I don't cry sober, but after I got Brody I cried during the commercial with Sarah McLaughlin when she was talking about donating money to save abused animals.

19. Techno is my favorite type music and I don't care who hates it...beeper beeper beeper beeper.

20. I have a mini heart attack everyday biking to class ever since I feel off my bike over summer in front of the entire incoming freshmen orientation group and their parents...lets just say some parents told their kids to walk to class as I was limping home and bleeding next to them.

21. I think my focus on my Hit Me On My Beeper outfit for the beer pong league is what cost me the tournament.

22. I hate the taste of Joose but I will represent it with tattoos and stickers for as long as I can.

23. I am not afraid to dance on stage in a mini dress and stripper heals but my biggest fear is speaking in public...the next time I tell a story and more than 3 people are intently listening/looking at me you will notice I will start to panic a little hahah.

24. I go with the flow because I don't want people to get mad at me if they don't like my opinion.

25. It's been two days since I have consumed alcohol and I feel that is too long...alcoholism runs in my family ha yesss!

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