well i would tell ya but if i told ya i would have to kill u an quite frankly i cant be bothered cleanin up all the mess! hee hee

HILDA ND HENRY = BEST MATES GOIN lol o/j

HMMMMMMMMMMMM HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HENRY!! LOL

WOW SHE LOOKS SORTA LIKE HILDA!!! HEE


BROGAN = BIG GINGER TOE MUNCHER lol oj brogs!

SHREK AND DONKEY ON ANOTHER WHIRLWIND ADVENTURE!!

R WE THERE YET??

JOIN DA CLUB! WE HAVE JACKETS!


PUSS................. IN BOOTS!


WHEN WE NEED AN EXPERT IN LICKING OURSELVES WE'LL GIVE YOU A CALL




EEYORE RULZ!
 A WEE ANGEL AWWWW! THIS IS A CUTE ONE! SMILE AND THE WORLD SMILES WITH YOU... EEYORE ON A RAINY DAY :(

     EEYORES POEM
It was there ...now it's gone!


You think you can
Depend on tails
You don't expect tails
To go wrong.
The last time I looked
It was right there.
Now when look there,
It's gone.

It was always
Just behind me,
Always tagging along.
A little something
at the back...
I thought it was there,
now it's gone.

I assumed it was
Attached to me
That it actually
Hung true.
I'd hoped it was stuck
Very firmly on
Maybe we needed
Some glue.

It used to trail
Right behind me,
Always tailing along.
My little extra
at the back...
I thought it was there,
Now it's gone

awww BIG hug!!!!

 somewhere over the rainbow            OH BOTHER!!
HEE HEE = BUDDON JUICE = YUM YUM = EVERYTHINGS FANTAstic!!!!!!!


Brogan and Amy best mates hopefully for life nd also hopeully my mates for life


boing boing!!! hee hee                  the wonderful thing about tiggers is.... he's the only one!!! He's splendourificly tiggerific!!!


 
WOWEE!

Here's sum of my random questions and sayings

[If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored]

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost

[You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter]

If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day

[If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything]

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

[Q: Why don't elephants eat penguins?
A: Because they can't get the wrappers off]

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up

[Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?]

Everywhere is walking distance if you have time

[Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?]

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead

[Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change]

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full

[I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode]

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

[A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking]

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

[If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?]

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me

[If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms]

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply

[Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are]

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

[<-------- The information went data way -------->]

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in

[Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!]

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

[Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.]

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

[Hit any user to continue]

I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!

[Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister]

Jesus is coming, look busy!

[Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're an asshole!)]

Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'

[Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over!]

Do Not Tailgate. Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield!
 
[Fight crime, shoot back]

Gun control means using both hands!

[Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier!]

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the pavement!

[I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car!]

Lost your cat? Look under my tires

[I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning]

Don't drink and drive--if you hit a bump you spill your beer

[I have a problem with drinking... two hands and only one mouth]

Honk if you hate noise pollution

[Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them]

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter

[I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY! I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!]

Support your local undertaker - DROP DEAD!

[Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them]

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers

[Humpty Dumpty was Pushed]

Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies

[Lead me not into temptation cos I can find it myself!]

Compost happens

[Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off]

Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water

[I Hate Coffee--It Keeps Me Awake at School]

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer






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look at my wee aminals there cute eh n i soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo didn't steal them from amy lol. (nah wood i do such a thing)

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thts ma fne hee hee

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YA BIG GINGER ORANGUTANG!!


I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WANT THT TRAMPOLINE



HEE HEE BET YA DIDNT NO BUGS BUNNY COOD PALY DA PIPES







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WOW! HERE ARE SOME THINGS I WOOD DO TO GET ON PPLZ NERVES HEE HEE!

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.


Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."


Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."


If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.


Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <


Speak only in a "robot" voice.


Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.


Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".


Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.


Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.                        HEE HEE A FLUTTERBY


Sniffle incessantly.


Leave your indicator on for fifty miles.


Name your dog "Dog."

Insist on keeping your car window wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."



Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."


                              
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."




Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.



Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."




Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.



Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.



Say random numbers while someone is counting.


Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."


Drum on every available surface.         


staple papers in the middle of the page.



Produce a rental video consisting entirely of they annoying copyright warnings.


Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.


Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.


Set alarms for random times.              MON THE BLACK WATCH!!!



Honk and wave to strangers.


Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 


Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.



Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Pay for your dinner with pennies.

Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.


Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.



Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."


Light road flares on a birthday cake.


Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.


Leave tips in Bolivian currency.



At the laundrette, use one dryer for each of your socks.

When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.


Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."


As much as possible, skip rather than walk.


Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.



Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.


Ask people what gender they are.


Lick the filling out of all the biscuits, and place the cookie parts back.




Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as call on me, witch doctor and the ketchup song



Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.


Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.


Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."


Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.


Chew on pens that you've borrowed.


Wear a LOT of cologne.



Sing along at the opera.


Mow your lawn with scissors.


Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."


Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.


Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."


Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."


Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.


Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.



Make appointments for the 31st of September.


Invite lots of people to other people's parties.


hee hee these are the sort of things i would do/ say lol. well tht is if i havent already done them!!!! lol

MMMMM TWIX ITS ALL IN THE MIX! AND U CANT HAV A TWIX WITHOUT MILK!!


COOL!!



WOW NESSIE
THEY SEEK ME HERE
THEYT SEEK ME THERE
THOSE TOURIST SEEK ME EVERYWHERE
SOME SEARCH IN BOATS
SOME SEARCH IN PUBS
SOME MAY HAVE EVEN SEEN ME LEAVING THERE PUBS
BUT COME FROM SOUTH
OR COME FROM WEST
AT FINDING OLD NESSIE
THE SCOTS ARE THE BEST!

hee hee thts ma cool wee poem bout nessie

THIS IS MA ALL TIME FAV SONG...............

why do you build me up (build me up)
buttercup
baby just to let me down (let me down)
you mess me around and then worst of all (worst of all)
you never call
baby when you say you will (say you will)
but i love you still

I need you (i need you)
more than any one darling
you no that i have from the start
so build me up build me up
butter cup don't break my heart

WOW ITS A PINK HEFALUMP!!

AWW THTS SOO CUTE!

WHO SAID PIGS COULDN'T FLY??

 WOW THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO GONNA BE MY CAR WEN I CAN DRIVE WIV JUST A FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS!
1. PINK WHEEL TRIMS
2. PINK TYRES
3.PINK DUSTIES
4.PINK TINTED WINDOWS
5.PINK FURRY STEERIN WHEEL COVER
6.PINK FURRY DICE
7.PINK FURRY SEAT COVER
8.PINK FURRY MATS

heres another pic of ma car

 MMMMMMM I WANT THT COMPUTER

HEE HEE THTS MA BABY GILBERT LOL

hee hee this was funny at first but now its just annoying!

hee hee HONG KONG PHOOEY iv not seen tht since i was bout 8!

, , AND A HOW ANNOYING IS THT SONG?



whats the story in ballamory wouldnt you like to know? hee hee

HA CLASS ASAULT COURSE THE WET WAY- SO MUCH FUN LOL - NAH REALY

WOO HOO THERES THE 20 FOOT CARGO NET THT I FELL FROM THE TOP OF!!!

hee heres my 2nd home from the outside.............

and........... heres my second home from the inside

so wot do ya think????

heres another pic of my beloved friend the cargo net

WOWEEE! IM IN THERE SOMEWHERE

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody to call my own)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

HOW FINE IS THT SONG?!?!



  WELLDONE!!!! YOU MADE IT TO THE END!!!!!