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Sorry if you think i'm...
Cause im engaged and i have 2 kids
I'm easy to get along with.
if you're an "omg!!" chick, then go die...
you're annoying & no one cares how loud you are.
& if you're an "i'm the shit!" kind of guy, you can go die too.
i'm really nice if you're not annoying, lol.
i speak my mind no matter who's around.
i can be in public & say "i have to fart" & not care.
i burp, i fart, i itch places i'm not supposed in public.
guys can itch themselves whenever they want, so why can't i?
im shallow as fuck so if you dont get a yes from me dont be suprised
i have the brains of a blonde so when u talk to me dont use big words or ill have to ask wtf they mean
also dont talk to me if your really freakin old
no i wont cyber with you get a life and a girlfriend
i find myself to be very simple but others seem to find me to be very complex
I'm a huge Dane Cook fan and sometimes i have spaz attacks
one day i really really want to move to hollywood california
im going to be a photographer
im the coolest fuckin person youll ever meet i promise you wont regret being my friend
my fav food is rice and i eat alot of it
My Fav Bands Are Afi,Paramore,and Armor for sleep
i cuss alot and i dont plan on changing that for anyone if you dont like it don't talk to me its that simple
My fav colors are hot pink and lime green
|Age: 25||Year of birth: 1987||Month of birth: 7||Day of birth: 2|
Gender: annoying kid
What do you do?: Something in between
Place of living: USA-Virginia
|hip hop||pop||progressive metal|
Civil status: strange
Sexual preference: unknown
Body shape: tentacle monster