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x monika meth x

Member #56190 created: 2012-01-16 07:14:26Simple URL:   

Name: monika


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Sorry if you think i'm...
or beautiful...
Cause im engaged and i have 2 kids

I'm easy to get along with.
if you're an "omg!!" chick, then go die...
you're annoying & no one cares how loud you are.
& if you're an "i'm the shit!" kind of guy, you can go die too.
i'm really nice if you're not annoying, lol.

i speak my mind no matter who's around.
i can be in public & say "i have to fart" & not care.
i burp, i fart, i itch places i'm not supposed in public.
guys can itch themselves whenever they want, so why can't i?

im shallow as fuck so if you dont get a yes from me dont be suprised

i have the brains of a blonde so when u talk to me dont use big words or ill have to ask wtf they mean

also dont talk to me if your really freakin old
no i wont cyber with you get a life and a girlfriend

i find myself to be very simple but others seem to find me to be very complex

I'm a huge Dane Cook fan and sometimes i have spaz attacks

one day i really really want to move to hollywood california

im going to be a photographer

im the coolest fuckin person youll ever meet i promise you wont regret being my friend

my fav food is rice and i eat alot of it

My Fav Bands Are Afi,Paramore,and Armor for sleep

i cuss alot and i dont plan on changing that for anyone if you dont like it don't talk to me its that simple

My fav colors are hot pink and lime green

Age: 25Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 2

Gender: annoying kid

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Virginia

Known languages

alternativecountryheavy metal
hip hoppopprogressive metal

Other interests
crime storiesdrinkseating
partyrole playingsinging

Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: unknown

Body shape: tentacle monster

Height: 157

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