Please do not sign up or nominate me, my artwork or my wikis for anything.

However, if you really do want to do that, there's a way. You just need to ask me beforehand and get my okay. I don't want my stuff in weird places. Since I'm not that often in here, you should email me. However, don't use that email address up there. Instead, go to my Elfwood gallery and look up the address there. If that's too much for you to do, you don't deserve my attention.
Another way is to just try to contact me via an instant messenger (see below). Do NOT add me to your contact list. State clearly who you are, what site you're coming from and what is it that you want with me.
Failure to comply with this will get you reported for theft or something of the sort when I find out about your petty doings.

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Since I'm a model member of Elftown, even if extremely nitpicky about grammar and spelling, I created a house here just so that no one could take my unique nick. Bow before me in reverence.
I'm also a moderator at Elfwood. Please flame me.

I won't be checking here often (at least on this short notice), so you better still have an Elftown account if you want to talk to me. I go there by the same nick, obviously.

I wonder into how much trouble I'm getting into, but I guess I have to try at least once. These are my wikis, please join (or if you disagree, keep away from me):
Pro-Choice League
Anti-Religion

In the meantime, take my obligatory poll in which I make you guess my gender. If you actually know, don't vote. As if those people were coming here. I couldn't care less.
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Want to talk to me? Please DO NOT.

...Unless you fulfill these requirements:
1. Use good spelling.
2. Use good grammar.
—— No, I do NOT give leeway if you're a native English speaker and can't spell. GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
—— No, I do not give leeway if you don't speak English as a native tongue. I don't, either. Go back to school.
—— No, I absolutely do NOT give leeway if you claim to be dyslexic. All real dyslexics I've met have used language better than idiots and they do not boast to be dyslexic. Get some common sense.
3. Do not use netspeak.
4. Do not use excessive "abbreviations". Type perfectly correct English.
5. Be NOT an IDIOT.
I also don't cyber because I think it's boring.

YIM: vle86ex
ICQ: 256747627
AIM: veltzeh
MSN: genderlesstelepath@hotmail.com
IRC: Veltzeh (irc.azzurra.org: #Elftown and irc.esper.net: #Elfwood_help)