Random Crap
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10 Commandments of a Teenager!]
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait?)
2)Thou shall not do drugs
(Alcohol lasts longer.)
3)Thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection.)
4)Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect.)
5)Thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(Everyone knows Grandma has more money.)
6)Thou shall not get in fights.
(Just start them.)
7)Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8)Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more.)
9)Thou shall not think about having sex.
(As Nike says "Just Do It".)
10)Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(Just leave them in the middle.)
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I am a A Time Dragon!
Hey, I took the
http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Time Dragon on the inside.
In the war between good and evil, a Time Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one....
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Time Dragon as breathe from it's body....
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done....
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
The real truth about this,
If your breaks fail, you dont speed up, you coast until the motorcycle slows down enough for you to put your feet down and stop.
Why is he going 90 mph in the first place? Especially with his girlfriend behind him.
Even if the girl wore the helmet, she would never survive a head on collision going 90mph.
Alucard's sigil from the anime Hellsing. The creepiest but coolest vampire ever.
