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1. Smoked a cigarette: yes
2. Smoked a cigar:yes
3. Snorted coke: once befor
4. Smoked Weed: Yes
5. Been high: YEs
6. Had sex: uh yeah
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: Yes
8. Tried to kill someone: No
9. Tried to kill yourself: No
10. Got in a fist fight: Yes many times!who hasnt?
11. Lied to your parents: Yes
12. Given someone a bruise: yes
13. Ditched someone: yes
14. Freak danced: yes
15. Stole something: yes
16. Cut yourself: yes runnin form po po..lol.
17. Skipped school: Yes
18. Hung up on someone: yes
19. Threw up at school: no
20. Done someone else's make-up: yes
21. Kissed someone of the same sex: yes-it's true girls kiss better then boys..lol.
22. Had a burping contest: No
23. Snuck out: Yes
24. Been to a school dance: yes
25. Thought your teacher was hot: yes



001:name: Jessica
002: NickName: Jess, cadie, blondie
003: Country of living: United States
004: Shoe Size: 8
005: Birthday: June 15
006: Hair Color: brown hair
007: Eye Color: hazel/green
008: School/Work: school
009: Smoke:yeah
010: Hobbys: hangin out and partying w/ friends
011: Brothers/Sisters: 1 brother
012: Relationship: Hell no just hot out of one
013: Piercings: 7
014: Tattos: 1
015: Favorite country to go to: None
016: Are there people you wont reply to: no
017: Nicest person you met this year: Jody (lilmoonbaby)
18: Person you rather not meet this year: Depends
019: Who would you like to meet:dont know
020: Who do you admire most: idk
021: Most sexy person(s): Kevin , and Jody Breeze oh my god !!!
023: Favorite car: idk
024: Favorite Movie: Half Baked
025: Favorite City: miami
026: Favorite Music: A lot
027: Favorite Stuffed Toy: none
028: Favorite Perfume: True wish (V-Secerts)029: Favorite Magazine: None
030: Favorite sound: The sound on the Grudge movie..
031: Favorite Tv Show: O.C.. L.beach way fake
032: Favorite writer: dont read
033: Favorite Nickname: Jess
034: What is on your mouse pad: Dell
035: What is under your bed:shoes
036: Favorite Color: purple
037: Favorite song: deal with it, my humps
038: Favorite song at this moment:Scars (papa roach)
039: Favorite Food: bagels and ceream cheese
040: Favorite class in school: None
041: Favorite Drink: B-Razz, and Bud Light
042: Lucky Number: 69,15,420
043: What do you think is the greatest about yourself: ny butt
044: What deodorant do you use: Teen
045: Favorite Shoes: My sandles
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: Whenever i feel tired or 6:00am
047: What word do you use most: Fuck, babochka
048: Most romantic moment in your life: don't feel like talkin about it
049: Most embrassing moment in your life: idk i have a blondie moment everyday...
050: You spend your time outside or inside: Depends were party at...
051: What do you do in the weekends: Party
052: What class on school do/did you dislike most: Everything
053: Your Breakfast: ceral
054: What do you really, really dislike to eat:fish
055: Pets: 2 cats, i outside dog and 1 little inside puppy
056: Laugh or dream: Both
057: Serious or funny: Both
058: Fast or slow: depends
059: You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone: I want a good relationship
060: Simple or complicated?: both more fun 061: Cremate or Buried when you die:buried
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: Stay up late.
064: Light or dark?: dark
065: Speak or Silence: both
066: Do you like a Tall or small men:Tall
067: Newspaper or Television: Doesn't Matter
068: Hug or kiss:both all the way!
069: Happy or Sad: depends
070: Life or Death: idk
071: Gig or Disco:“no comment”
072: Left or Right: right
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: umm top? iono
074: Brunets or Blondes: no preference
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: Why me
076: You believe in reincarnation: Yup
077: You believe in Aliens:nope
078: When you die, what will be your last words?:what ever somes out
079: Does true love exist: yeah
080: How many kids would you like to have: 1 or 2 maybe 3
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: People chewing with their mouth open
082: Best feeling: Someone Cares
083: Worst feeling in the world: loneliness
084: What are you afraid of: hmmmm.. clowns
085: Are you an emotional person: sometimes
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: yeah have
087: Your goal in life: Make something of myself
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at New Years Eve: To try and stop fighting.... but it didnt happen!lolz
089: Favorite art-artist: none
090: As what animal would you like to come back as: dog
091: What is the most beautiful part on the female/male body:i dont judge myself!
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: idk
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: not really
095: Where did you get this question list: Jody (lilmoonbaby)
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: Chat, Games
097: Is there a question you missed in this all: nope
098: Whats the most annoying thing that people ask you?: dumb ass questions
099: Do you get in trouble a lot:do i have to answer this??? well no really.. idk ..
100: Is there a question you missed in this all: not that i know of
101. whos ur best friend on elftown: Jody she is my SEXY BITCH (lilmoonbaby)
102: What super power do you wish to have: who said i wanted super powers?
103: Your gender: female
104: Straight/gay/BI: Idk things change when your drunk...lol...
105: Single: yes SIngle and lovin it...
106: Want to be: kinda.. Hard question..
107: Age you act: older liek 19-21
108: Age you wish you were: 21 buy all the time
109: Your height: 5'5"
110: Happy with it: sure
111: The color of your hair:brown dark blonde
112: Happy with it: yes
113: Left/right/ambidextrous: umm right
114: Your living arrangement: idk
115: What's your job: cook and waitress
118: Do you speak another language: french
119: Have a favorite quote: yes
120: Do you have a Web Page: nope
121: Where Do you live in the moment: my house! lolz
122: Do you consider yourself tolerant of others: sumtimes
123: Do you have any secrets: yes....
124: Do you hate yourself: no
125: Do you like your handwriting: yeah
126: Do you have any bad habits: bitch sometimes
127: What is the compliment you get most from people: your very outgoing and i like how u speak your mind
128: If a movie were made about your life, what would it be called; idk
131: Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool: hell no...i am me so like it or not!
132: Are you a loner: NOPE!!
133: If you were another person, would you be friends with you: thats a hard 1!
134: Are you a daredevil: Hell Yeah
135: Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself: nope
136: Are you passive or aggressive: aggressive!
138: What is your greatest strength and weakness; not sure! wheres ? 137???
139: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be: nothing
140: There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one do you choose: umm prolly love but not sure it depends i guess!
141: How do you vent: hit sumthing!! lolz
142: Do you think you are emotionally strong: for the most part yes
143: Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life: yes but id rather not say!
144: Do you think life has been good so far: things can always be better
145: What is the most important lesson you've learned from life: “Live life to the fullest,cuz u never no when it will end!
147: Do you think you are good looking: hell =Yeah
148: Are you confident: most of the time
149: What is the fictional character you're most like: NONE!
151: Are you perceived wrongly: oooo yea...
152: Smoke: when im pissed off
153: Do drugs: Yeah
154: Read the newspaper: sometimes
155: Talk to strangers who IM you: Yeah
156: Talk to people even though you hate them: yeah
157: you like to drive fast?: sumtimes
158: Hurt yourself: no
159: Eaten something that made other people sick: yea!
160: Been unfaithful: NO I HAVEN"T
161: Been in love: Yeah





Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.








Guy: No, this is fun.








Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!








Guy: Then tell me you love me.








Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!








Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.











*Girl hugs him*






Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.











(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die










~HOW YOU KNOW YOURE A POTHEAD~


You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
Your bong is taller than your dog.
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
You set your wedding date for 4/20.
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.
You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.
You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
You sell your car for gas money
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.


[Have you ever]


(1) Dated one of your best friends: Yes

(2) Loved/Liked: Yes

(3) Cried: Yes

(4) Drank alcohol: yes

(5) Done drugs: Yes

(6) Broken the law: Yes

(7) Broken a bone: No

(8) Cheated on a test: yes

(9) Skinny dipped: Yes

(10) Played Truth or Dare: yes

(11) Ridden in a fire truck: Yes

(12) Come close to dying: Yes

(13) burned yourself: Yes

(14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder
ride: Yes

(15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: no

(16) Stayed up till four on the phone: Yes, drunkin phone call

(17) Tipped over a port-a-potty: NO

(18)Fell asleep while eating: No

(19) Met someone famous: Yes

(20) Been in a school play: Yes

(21) Cried in public: Yeah when me and my ex were fighting..

(22) Seen someone die: No

(23) been in a fist fight: Hell Yeah all the time..

(24) given someone a bruise: Hell yea

(25) gotten a bruise: Yes

(26) knocked somone out: Yeah

(27) been knocked out: Nope

(28) flipped any vehicles: Yeah if golf-cart counts

(29) cut someone: Yes

(30) been cut: Yes

(31) burnt any buildings down: No

(32) sex in public: Yes

(33) mooned someone: Yes

(34) acted kidnapped in a car: No

(35) flashed someone: Yes

(36) kissed an ass: Hell No

(37) blew something up: Yea

(38) caught your yard on fire: NO

(39) threw a firecracker at someone: Yea

(40) been in any wars: No

(41) stayed up all night: Yes

(42) slept all day: Yes

(43) watched the sunrise: Yes

(44) rode a motorcycle: Yes

(45) driven a car: Uh Yeah

(46) wrecked a car: Yeah

(47) gotten a tity twister: Yea

(48) given a tity twister: Yea

(49) posed for a nude pic: "Yeah"
(50) been suspended: Yeah

(51) been expelled: No

(52) been arrested: Yea

(53) been in jail: Yeah if juv. counts- fighting

(54) have you ever had sex: Uh Yeah

(55) kissed someone of same saex: Uh yeah

(56)did shit with someone same sex: yeah

Guy: I saw her today.
Girl: I saw him today.
Guy: It seems like it's been forever.
Girl: I wonder if he still cares.
Guy: She looks better than before.
Girl: I couldn't help staring at him.
Guy: I asked her how things were going.
Girl: I asked about his new girlfriend.
Guy: I'd choose her over any girl I'm with.
Girl: He's probably really happy now.
Guy: I couldn't look at her without starting to cry.
Girl: He couldn't even look at me.
Guy: I told her I missed her.
Girl: He doesn't miss me.
Guy: I meant it.
Girl: He didn't mean it.
Guy: I love her.
Girl: He loves his new girlfriend.
Guy: I held her for the last time.
Girl: He gave me a friendly hug.
Guy: Then I went home and cried.
Girl: Then I went home and cried.
Guy: I lost her.
Girl: I love him